Does being re-elected make our beloved President seem more relaxed and confident let alone more handsome? not saying that he wasn’t these things before but now even moreso?
Yes, indeed. He is so ready to put this on the very very top shelf, but we can still reach him wherever he goes, he is our President forever now.((((((((((((( In Our Hearts and Minds, Mr. President)))))))))))HZ
Jan Brewer rejects the Health exchanges. They are making it very difficult on HJS to set up all these different exchanges for different States. HHS has 1 billion dollars to figure it all out, and in 1 year time!
I don’t know if this has already been discussed, but I need to post it…. Why was the female the only person arrested?
The protesters, who had red ribbons painted on their bodies, appear to have been protesting potential budget cuts to AIDS programs.
It’s unclear why the naked women were arrested, but the naked man in the picture was not.
An aide to Boehner said there would be no official comment about the incident, but confirmed there were seven individuals from the group ACT Up who came into the office and proceeded to remove their clothing. That is when staffers to Boehner’s office notified Capitol Police, who came and handled the situation from there. http://news.yahoo.com/naked-protesters-occupy-john-boehners-house-office-200657958–abc-news-politics.html
DHAKA, BANGLADESH Amid the ash, broken glass and melted sewing machines at what is left of the Tazreen Fashions Ltd. factory, there are piles of blue, red and off-white children’s shorts bearing Walmart’s Faded Glory brand. Shorts from hip-hop star Sean Combs’ ENYCE label lay on the floor and are stacked in cartons.
An Associated Press reporter searching the factory Wednesday found these and other clothes, including sweaters from the French company Teddy Smith, among the equipment charred in the fire that killed 112 workers Saturday. He also found entries in account books indicating that the factory took orders to produce clothes for Disney, Sears and other Western brands.
Garments and documents left behind in the factory show it was used by a host of major American and European retailers, though at least one of them — Walmart — had been aware of safety problems. Walmart blames a supplier for using Tazreen Fashions without its knowledge.
Bill Gates met God, and God said, “Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this one. I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or to Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I’m going to do something I’ve never done before. I’m going to let you decide where you want to go.”
Bill Gates said, “What’s the difference between the two?”
God said, “It might help you decide if you took a peek at both places. Shall we look at Hell first?”
Gates was amazed. He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. “This is great!” said Bill. “If this is Hell, I can’t wait to see Heaven.”
God said, “Let’s go!” and off they went to Heaven.
Gates saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. “God, I do believe I would prefer to go to Hell.”
“As you wish,” said God.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Gates shackled to a wall, screaming amidst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being tortured by demons with pitchforks. “How ya doin’, Bill?” asked God.
Gates responded with anguish and despair, “This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?”
“Oh, that,” said God. “That was just the screen saver.”
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.” The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?”
The man replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”
Watching Aladdin on ABC Family Been a while since I’ve seen it. 2 of my favorite Disney songs that became pop hits, are both sung as duets with Peabo Bryson. I already told u my first (see my last post).
LL, it is a very lovely winery. I spent a lovely and very special birthday there with two very special friends. That was a very good birthday as I recall. Very nice. HZ
There once was a bear and a rabbit and they hated each other. The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon a magical talking tree. The tree said: “I will grant you 3 wishes a piece if you will stop fighting!”
So the bear went first. “I wish all the bears in the forest are females.” And all the bears in the forest turned into females.
The rabbit said: “I wish I had a helmet.” Rabbit gets the helmet and the bear looks at him funny.
The bear wishes: “I wish all the bears in the country are females.” The wish was granted.
The rabbit says, “I wish I have a motorcycle.” By this point the bear thinks the rabbit is the stupidest thing he’s ever seen. The rabbit could wish for money and have all the motorcycles in the world.
The bear says: “I wish all the bears in the world are female.” The wish is granted.
When it’s the rabbit’s turn to wish, he puts on his helmet, gets on his motorcycle, and says: “I wish that this bear is gay.”
A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. His best friend happens to come into the bar and sees him.
“Lou,” says the shocked friend, “what are you doing? I’ve known you for over fifteen years, and I’ve never seen you take a drink before. What’s going on?”
Without even taking his eyes off his newly filled shot glass, the man replies, “My wife just ran off with my best friend.”
He then throws back another shot of whisky in one gulp.
“But,” says the other man, “I’m your best friend!”
The man turns to his friend, looks at him through bloodshot eyes, smiles, and then says,
A very shy guy goes into a nightclub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, “Two-hundred dollars? What do you mean $200?!
A traveling croc wrangler is in a bar with his HUGE trained crocodile doing his act. He puts the croc through it’s paces, some tricks…you know regular croc tricks! Then the finale! The wrangler opens up the croc’s maw and puts his hand inside! Then his Arm!! Then a LEG!!!! THEN HIS WHOLE HEAD!!! Then…………. [wait for it]………………..THEN he pulls his pants down, whips out his stuff and puts THAT in the crocs jaws!!!! The croc remains passive. With his privates in the crocs jaws he starts slapping the croc HARD on top of the head! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP SLAP SLAP!!! The croc never bites. The wrangler withdraws, pulls up his pants and with flair says: So!! Anyone from the audience that would like to try THAT!!? $100 to anyone that will do it!!!! Silence. Then finally…from the back of the room, a little whithered old lady stands up and says: “I’ll do it, if you promise not to hit me on the head.”
@Our4thEstate PBO c/say, "Speak into this potted plant" but that would be asking a potted plant to speak into a potted plant. #AwkwardLunch— (@JOBoomr) November 29, 2012
possibly the president will have luncheon in the presidential dining room while myth and lyin’ eat off the ironing board–since they are so considerate of the budget. no frills for them! mac n che, with a salad of weeds from the white house grounds. buffet style, of course, because they’ll be too nervous if they see any wait staff.
hey guys! well I’m off to NOLA tomorrow! Two of my best friends and I all turned 50 this year so we’re celebrating Laissez les bons temps rouler! I’ll tell yez all about it when I get back!
Fred you’re in my thoughts hope you are doing well!
Here’s some Dr John to get everyone in the New Orleans mood:
You & Ann were wise to hide that 2009 IRS Amnesty for your little UBS account, Mitt. Hell man, you'd be at 30% otherwise … #AwkwardLunch— Bobfr (@Our4thEstate) November 29, 2012
Good night to my dear TOD family. ((((((( Lots of goodness to our Fred)))))))). Thanks to our Chips for having all of us in this beautiful family supporting our handsome, brilliant, and caring President.
I put on some cocoa butter on the long legs today. Just felt like having a shine on for my president. Got to always look very nice for our POTUS. Always. FLOTUS looked so beautiful and elegant in that lovely outfit as well. HZ
Good Nite my dear ones in this space of love and joyfulness. HZ
Welcome, Mitt. I've asked Steve Miller, my acting Commissioner of Internal Revenue, to join us. Proceed, Governor. #AwkwardLunch— (@JOBoomr) November 29, 2012
i just keep hoping the wait staff in the white house will wear black slacks, white shirt, and black vest. and there will be some votive candles on the sideboard…
@whitehouse#AwkwardLunch Mitt's fortune cookie reads: Congratulations! You WIN a 10 year vacation in FEDERAL PRISON for TAX EVASION.— Tally Briggs (@bardgal) November 29, 2012
heh heh–maybe this invitation is like those subpoena stings. you get an invitation to something wonderful, then when you arrive, the federal marshals cuff you.
Why closed doors at @whitehouse#AwkwardLunch? Tax evasion admission w/prison, or immunity in exchange for details of Rove election fraud?— Cassandra (@CassandraApollo) November 29, 2012
#AwkwardLunch Psst Mitt, did you know my white granddad fought in Patton's Army & yes, I just kicked you butt. Welcome to my home, the WH!— Bobfr (@Our4thEstate) November 29, 2012
Morning on the night post TODobots! I’m looking in with one eye and keeping another on my watch as I have to go in to work today.
Have a good Thursday, you all, and try to keep all of today’s ‘excitement’ (there’s sure to be some) under wraps until I return.
Hey Amk! I went to bed thinking of you and woke up the same way. You’ll be pleased to hear I was reading about varnam and khyal and dhrupad and jhala…and all that stuff. You won’t be so pleased to hear that I haven’t a clue, and know no more now than when I started. I had the unenviable task of editing my offspring’s final essay (due this morning and worth 30%) for a south/north Indian music course – writing essays is NOT his forte! I got it well after midnight (following my editing a friend’s professional resume, a covering letter and a submission that must be submitted today), and had to wake him early so that he could clarify the cloudy areas and complete the incomplete sections. Sections I think he probably left blank when he was falling asleep at his laptop. A tactic, or a strategy?
Anyways, I’m off TODville to be gainfully employed today, so behave yourself and don’t give the village any lip…except if they start it (highly unlikely)!
Jovie, dear, I was editing a research essay about INDIAN music (before bed and as soon as I woke up) and I was waaayyy out of my depth. You better believe if I thought you knew anything about the subject I would have been thinking about you too!
I definitely missed all the fun last night! You guys were hilarious about the Mitt lunch!! Went to sleep at around 8 last night….life just caught up with me:) Of course I woke up at 3:30am….. one of THOSE days! Oh, to be a fly on the wall today at that lunch….
Looks like we gained another House seat from NC McIntyre’s victory gives Democrats a net gain of eight House seats from the November election, and the next Congress will consist of 234 Republicans and 201 Democrats. Ever closer….
Awesome news dotster!! The NYT website shows a +8 but hasn’t yet recorded this race. Shows 2 undecided still including the NC one. Either way though it’s 201 for the Dems which is great to get over the 200 mark.
G’day, y’all! I’m IN, and now I’m out; I ‘m in and out through the day! Any random guess what my life must be like? Thankful for iPhone and iPad, and that I never wake up thinking about amk! {{{{Chipsticks}}}} {{{{{PBO}}}}}. {{{{TOD}}}}
WASHINGTON (AP) – US weekly unemployment applications drop to 393,000 as impact of Superstorm Sandy fades.— Ethan Klapper (@ethanklapper) November 29, 2012
We re-elected President Obama, we heard onto the Senate, but it is clear now our next move is the House. Because it is also clear if anything is to get done we have to get rid of the crazy ass Republicans. They are the reason the economy is not stronger, or UE is not lower, all they done was obstruct, and I am fed up with their B.S.
Socialism watch: compared with a year ago there are now 1.8 million fewer Americans receiving unemployment benefits. Down 25 percent— Daniel Gross (@grossdm) November 29, 2012
What a day
Congrats on first!
thanx
First? It’s been a while since i got that privilege. Hopefully it makes up for the blood-boil I’ve gone through today re; Ambassador Susan Rice
Hope this helps. The gorgeous and fierce Ambassador Rice. In the words of Patti LaBelle… ….Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, go sister!
What a day indeed Zizi, spent most of it tearing my hair out, before going for a very long walk.
ooooh! I love that graphic!!!
It’s a beaut Tally! Not sure who made the original, but found it here:
http://newblackwoman.com/2012/11/07/to-my-republican-friends-you-will-be-okay/obama-victory-640/
EPIC
Thanks. The poster is soothing.
Whoa…..I WANT THIS.
Congrats zizi
Why is Camilla standing behind our POTUS?
ROFL….seriously Tally. I did a double take too, at first!
Good night everyone! Congrats on being first zizi2.
Brilliant! Watching it again…
GENIUS
Does being re-elected make our beloved President seem more relaxed and confident let alone more handsome? not saying that he wasn’t these things before but now even moreso?
oh yeah……..
Why, yes!
This is true.
Yes, indeed. He is so ready to put this on the very very top shelf, but we can still reach him wherever he goes, he is our President forever now.((((((((((((( In Our Hearts and Minds, Mr. President)))))))))))HZ
Jan Brewer rejects the Health exchanges. They are making it very difficult on HJS to set up all these different exchanges for different States. HHS has 1 billion dollars to figure it all out, and in 1 year time!
I don’t know if this has already been discussed, but I need to post it…. Why was the female the only person arrested?
The protesters, who had red ribbons painted on their bodies, appear to have been protesting potential budget cuts to AIDS programs.
It’s unclear why the naked women were arrested, but the naked man in the picture was not.
An aide to Boehner said there would be no official comment about the incident, but confirmed there were seven individuals from the group ACT Up who came into the office and proceeded to remove their clothing. That is when staffers to Boehner’s office notified Capitol Police, who came and handled the situation from there.
http://news.yahoo.com/naked-protesters-occupy-john-boehners-house-office-200657958–abc-news-politics.html
11th!
Well Jackie, 11th most certainly deserves one of the best pics ever:
As long as we are rewarding slackers ….. how about it ?
Oh, okay then:
Must be the thinnest book in guinness book of records.
YIPPEEEEEE! That’s the photo I used to make my Obama T-Shirt!!!! Thanks Chipsticks – you made my night
GGaaaaaaaaaaaaail!!! Sounds like a positively perfect t-shirt!!!
It is Chipsticks! And I owe it all to you for providing me with the photo!!! I’ll share the credit, but I keep the T-Shirt
Go on, gimme half the t-shirt!!
Well then, congrats to Zizi 1st & Jackie 11th! Hard to keep up with so many winners!
Cheers to both! And good evening everyone else tonight.
Helloooooooooo pugeretto!
Let’s not all back away from responsibility at the same time! Walmart and Disney say they did not have contracts here for at least 12 months…
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57555601/ap-disney-sears-used-bangladeshi-factory-at-center-of-deadly-fire/
DHAKA, BANGLADESH Amid the ash, broken glass and melted sewing machines at what is left of the Tazreen Fashions Ltd. factory, there are piles of blue, red and off-white children’s shorts bearing Walmart’s Faded Glory brand. Shorts from hip-hop star Sean Combs’ ENYCE label lay on the floor and are stacked in cartons.
An Associated Press reporter searching the factory Wednesday found these and other clothes, including sweaters from the French company Teddy Smith, among the equipment charred in the fire that killed 112 workers Saturday. He also found entries in account books indicating that the factory took orders to produce clothes for Disney, Sears and other Western brands.
Garments and documents left behind in the factory show it was used by a host of major American and European retailers, though at least one of them — Walmart — had been aware of safety problems. Walmart blames a supplier for using Tazreen Fashions without its knowledge.
Bill Gates met God, and God said, “Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this one. I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or to Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I’m going to do something I’ve never done before. I’m going to let you decide where you want to go.”
Bill Gates said, “What’s the difference between the two?”
God said, “It might help you decide if you took a peek at both places. Shall we look at Hell first?”
Gates was amazed. He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. “This is great!” said Bill. “If this is Hell, I can’t wait to see Heaven.”
God said, “Let’s go!” and off they went to Heaven.
Gates saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. “God, I do believe I would prefer to go to Hell.”
“As you wish,” said God.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Gates shackled to a wall, screaming amidst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being tortured by demons with pitchforks. “How ya doin’, Bill?” asked God.
Gates responded with anguish and despair, “This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?”
“Oh, that,” said God. “That was just the screen saver.”
Weepin’!!!!!!
“…. yet you created that ghastly Windows”
I just knew God would be a Mac person.
Well, he did create apple to lead the earthlings down the path of decadence.
For that you have earned a smiley face!
A~Hem!
And Steve is smiling.
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.” The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?”
The man replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”
Shameful (but very funny!)…
I’m having an excellent CALIFORNIA wine right now. So take that, amk!
Uh oh, it’s all about to kick off again.
Heh, it’s your money going down the
drainbottle of useless brew.I forgive your apostasy. Omnium Deum. *spreads incense around in a priestly manner*
Wine is life. Lord knows football isn’t at the moment. FUCK YOU RAFA!!!
Remember the old tune, “1-0 to the Ar-sen-al”?
Now?
“0-0 to the, eh, Chel-s-ea.”
Sorry, I should be nice and try to feel your pain.
But:
Even basketball isn’t life right now. FUCK YOU JIM BUSS!!!
See? You’re already on a prayer and a wing.
yadda yadda yadda, French swill drinker.
Actually, I’m almost done with the bottle, so I bought an interesting looking malbec for the rest of the week.
I only swill israel’s finest a la ross geller.
I love that he’s signing these “President Obama” and not just “-bo”. He is the President, doing the people’s business.
Watching Aladdin on ABC Family Been a while since I’ve seen it. 2 of my favorite Disney songs that became pop hits, are both sung as duets with Peabo Bryson. I already told u my first (see my last post).
The first from Aladdin is of course:
My 2nd favorite is from Beauty and the Beast:
Beautiful voices, beautiful songs. Stunning!
Hahahaha – Chipsticks – that’s FUNNY!
Well Chips, you got an ultra-lame response from Malkin on that tweet so I must CONGRATULATE YOU!!!!
Menu for tonight:
Pan sauteed andouille sausages
Roasted red potatoes
Steamed green beans
And that excellent California wine
eeewwww. duck egg?
At least you didn’t say it was Wayne Rooney.
It prolly came from his head.
Eggstremely cruel.
Didn’t you learn to cook at your mother’s knee as I did?
I didn’t pay enough attention – as she often tells me when I cook (occasionally) for her now.
Wait: isn’t that just posh bangers, mash and beans?
Heathen.
Fine. Tomorrow it’s pasta with homemade meat sauce.
Tomorrow: Homemade fish pie
God, I hope that’s Photoshopped.
Jeez, if you can’t recognize fine cuisine when you see it ….. I despair.
Between you and amk, it’s a wonder I’m not an alcoholic.
ROFL!!
This coming from a dood who is swilling some calif crap, as we speak. LIAR!!!
Oi you! Go be a productive member of society!
Goodness!
Yummmmm – sounds simply delicious and with a great local wine to boot
YIPES – my comment was in response to LL’s menu, but it got pushed all the way down here below that hellish fish pie
Hey GGail, you’re welcome to join me tomorrow for some of that pie. It’ll be served around 6ish, see ya then. Casual dress.
Um, you see, um, I have um, a previous engagement……dinner at LL’s!!!!!
Ah, hahahahahaha! (that caught me off guard!!! I almost fell out of my chair LOL!!!) – amk can take my invite to dine with you
I was worried about you with that first comment, GGail!
Which has one glass left. Then I’m switching to Argentine malbec. God, I love wine.
LL, This one’s for you!!
(Actually, it’s a series for this week, but I thought you might be interested. Some good stuff, including award winning wines.)
Pragmatic Obots Unite
Shooting down firebaggers & teabaggers one truth at a time…
This week’s series will focus on African American Winemakers.
http://pragmaticobotsunite.com/monday-open-thread-african-american-winemakers/
And just as I thought, Rideau Winery is first. Her winery by Solvang is gorgeous. Always packed.
LL, it is a very lovely winery. I spent a lovely and very special birthday there with two very special friends. That was a very good birthday as I recall. Very nice. HZ
If you have a moment, let me know what you think of the others. A winery is featured every day this week.
If I hit the powerball, (Which I didn’t…) I would make a vacation of visiting each winery.
There once was a bear and a rabbit and they hated each other. The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon a magical talking tree. The tree said: “I will grant you 3 wishes a piece if you will stop fighting!”
So the bear went first. “I wish all the bears in the forest are females.” And all the bears in the forest turned into females.
The rabbit said: “I wish I had a helmet.” Rabbit gets the helmet and the bear looks at him funny.
The bear wishes: “I wish all the bears in the country are females.” The wish was granted.
The rabbit says, “I wish I have a motorcycle.” By this point the bear thinks the rabbit is the stupidest thing he’s ever seen. The rabbit could wish for money and have all the motorcycles in the world.
The bear says: “I wish all the bears in the world are female.” The wish is granted.
When it’s the rabbit’s turn to wish, he puts on his helmet, gets on his motorcycle, and says: “I wish that this bear is gay.”
Boom.
Good Read: http://www.tnr.com/blog/plank/110503/patience-just-what-the-doctor-ordered-deficit-reduction#
A man walked into a Florida bar with his alligator and asked the bartender:
“Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Sure.”
“Good. One beer for me and one lawyer for my alligator.”
Yay, gobble ‘em up!!!
A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. His best friend happens to come into the bar and sees him.
“Lou,” says the shocked friend, “what are you doing? I’ve known you for over fifteen years, and I’ve never seen you take a drink before. What’s going on?”
Without even taking his eyes off his newly filled shot glass, the man replies, “My wife just ran off with my best friend.”
He then throws back another shot of whisky in one gulp.
“But,” says the other man, “I’m your best friend!”
The man turns to his friend, looks at him through bloodshot eyes, smiles, and then says,
“Not anymore! … He is!”
And I am outta here.
I always get here too late to deliver an immediate bashing. I’ll have to wait until tomorrow…
amk, never mind these Philistines. Your jokes are a bright spot in my day, every day.
Philistines?! I prefer the name barbarian – better for bashing…
theo the bashing barbarian? I like it!!
Somebody has to do it, Mary!
So funny that Lawrence has a segment about Mitt at the White House tomorrow called:
Guess who’s coming to lunch …
What a chuckle.
Brilliant!!!
Ok, just one more and I am truly outta here.
A very shy guy goes into a nightclub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, “Two-hundred dollars? What do you mean $200?!
BAM!!! Freaking grad psych students.
nite amk – don’t forget you have dinner with Chipsticks tomorrow evening @ 6ish
Dinner with the blog tyrant ??? Alone ???????
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Ok, how much are you willing to pay?
That’s actually a pretty good one. She deserved the comeback!
LOVE THAT!
A traveling croc wrangler is in a bar with his HUGE trained crocodile doing his act. He puts the croc through it’s paces, some tricks…you know regular croc tricks! Then the finale! The wrangler opens up the croc’s maw and puts his hand inside! Then his Arm!! Then a LEG!!!! THEN HIS WHOLE HEAD!!! Then…………. [wait for it]………………..THEN he pulls his pants down, whips out his stuff and puts THAT in the crocs jaws!!!! The croc remains passive. With his privates in the crocs jaws he starts slapping the croc HARD on top of the head! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP SLAP SLAP!!! The croc never bites. The wrangler withdraws, pulls up his pants and with flair says: So!! Anyone from the audience that would like to try THAT!!? $100 to anyone that will do it!!!! Silence. Then finally…from the back of the room, a little whithered old lady stands up and says: “I’ll do it, if you promise not to hit me on the head.”
lol …
Oh dear! LOL
My time to turn in
Good night Chipsticks
It’s been FUN
Rest well, Gail and glad you received the email from Jeremy, also! #FORWARD
Hi Bobfr. I just read mine as well. Completed another one from POTUS. We are on a roll. Keep moving and helping our POTUS. HZ
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
#AwkwardLunch
yes, and i’m sure myth will be wearing his costco shirt.
Hahahahaha! These are Grade A Premium!
Why thank you!!
Edited for effect & typo correction
possibly the president will have luncheon in the presidential dining room while myth and lyin’ eat off the ironing board–since they are so considerate of the budget. no frills for them! mac n che, with a salad of weeds from the white house grounds. buffet style, of course, because they’ll be too nervous if they see any wait staff.
hey guys! well I’m off to NOLA tomorrow! Two of my best friends and I all turned 50 this year so we’re celebrating Laissez les bons temps rouler! I’ll tell yez all about it when I get back!
Fred you’re in my thoughts hope you are doing well!
Here’s some Dr John to get everyone in the New Orleans mood:
One of the best places to celebrate anything, alice! Great music, great food, great fun! Have a fantastic time!
thx Dudette! I.Can’t. Wait.
Nite y’all
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Happiest of celebrations, Alice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A4alice, have a beautiful time and enjoy every moment with your friends. ((((((( Sweet Times To Keep))))))HZ
dance for us too, alice! my toes are already twitching!
LOL! I wish there was a way to see the President’s thought bubbles during this thing.
Bwahahahaha!!
Sweet dreams everyone!
Good night, Dudette! And all.
Good night to my dear TOD family. ((((((( Lots of goodness to our Fred)))))))). Thanks to our Chips for having all of us in this beautiful family supporting our handsome, brilliant, and caring President.
I put on some cocoa butter on the long legs today. Just felt like having a shine on for my president. Got to always look very nice for our POTUS. Always. FLOTUS looked so beautiful and elegant in that lovely outfit as well. HZ
Good Nite my dear ones in this space of love and joyfulness. HZ
nite HZ! (((HUGS)))
i just keep hoping the wait staff in the white house will wear black slacks, white shirt, and black vest. and there will be some votive candles on the sideboard…
I’m hoping SNL does that very skit!
THIS^^^
heh heh–maybe this invitation is like those subpoena stings. you get an invitation to something wonderful, then when you arrive, the federal marshals cuff you.
That’s what I’m hoping!
Oh – that would be brilliant!
comedy happens.
Good Morning All, well I’m in Missouri but did not WIN the power ball
And how goes the battle?
Morning on the night post TODobots! I’m looking in with one eye and keeping another on my watch as I have to go in to work today.
Have a good Thursday, you all, and try to keep all of today’s ‘excitement’ (there’s sure to be some) under wraps until I return.
Hey Amk! I went to bed thinking of you and woke up the same way.
You’ll be pleased to hear I was reading about varnam and khyal and dhrupad and jhala…and all that stuff. You won’t be so pleased to hear that I haven’t a clue, and know no more now than when I started. I had the unenviable task of editing my offspring’s final essay (due this morning and worth 30%) for a south/north Indian music course – writing essays is NOT his forte! I got it well after midnight (following my editing a friend’s professional resume, a covering letter and a submission that must be submitted today), and had to wake him early so that he could clarify the cloudy areas and complete the incomplete sections. Sections I think he probably left blank when he was falling asleep at his laptop. A tactic, or a strategy? 
Anyways, I’m off TODville to be gainfully employed today, so behave yourself and don’t give the village any lip…except if they start it (highly unlikely)!
You went to bed thinking about AMK and you woke up thinking about Him?
You gotta get out more.
Jovie, dear, I was editing a research essay about INDIAN music (before bed and as soon as I woke up) and I was waaayyy out of my depth. You better believe if I thought you knew anything about the subject I would have been thinking about you too!
And now for today’s random dose of cuteness…
Have a lovely day!
I definitely missed all the fun last night! You guys were hilarious about the Mitt lunch!! Went to sleep at around 8 last night….life just caught up with me:) Of course I woke up at 3:30am….. one of THOSE days! Oh, to be a fly on the wall today at that lunch….
Looks like we gained another House seat from NC
McIntyre’s victory gives Democrats a net gain of eight House seats from the November election, and the next Congress will consist of 234 Republicans and 201 Democrats. Ever closer….
Awesome news dotster!! The NYT website shows a +8 but hasn’t yet recorded this race. Shows 2 undecided still including the NC one. Either way though it’s 201 for the Dems which is great to get over the 200 mark.
http://elections.nytimes.com/2012/results/house
Morning forus….time for the reading glasses. love! It’s df….poor dotster is probably sound asleep:)
lol sorry about that! Isn’t it about 4 in the morning where you are??
almost 7
http://www.balloon-juice.com/2012/11/29/blowing-it-up-at-the-austerity-bomb-range/ Just wondering if that Medicare issue will be offset by Obamacare?
Good news!
G’day, y’all! I’m IN, and now I’m out; I ‘m in and out through the day! Any random guess what my life must be like?
Thankful for iPhone and iPad, and that I never wake up thinking about amk! 
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He’s a fucking moron. http://firstread.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/11/28/15515300-boehner-rejects-call-to-pass-tax-cuts-now-for-those-making-less-than-250000?lite
As VP Biden would say, this is a big fucking deal or BFD.
https://twitter.com/CBSTopNews/status/274146072207695873
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/us-jobless-claims-drop-23000-to-393000-2012-11-29
We re-elected President Obama, we heard onto the Senate, but it is clear now our next move is the House. Because it is also clear if anything is to get done we have to get rid of the crazy ass Republicans. They are the reason the economy is not stronger, or UE is not lower, all they done was obstruct, and I am fed up with their B.S.
GOP will go bonkers.
Mooooooooooorning:
http://theobamadiary.com/2012/11/29/rise-and-shine-360/