MoooOOOoooOOOooorning everyone. Okay, today I have to go to an annual worky lunchy thing that usually drags on for hours and is as enjoyable as having your teeth removed with a chainsaw. Generally it involves colleagues telling other colleagues, after a drink or 36, how much they’ve always hated each other, or, much worse, how much they’ve always loved each other.
Have some stuff to do before then, so Yardarm? I’m leaving you in charge – none of this when I come back: