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End Thursday With Laughter

You know who else shops at Walmart? Satan.
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Floyd (@dafloydsta) October 16, 2025

"We don't touch other people's butts." -A lie I just told my 2 year old
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Vodka n Tots (@Vodkantots) July 05, 2025

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[Wendy's] Cashier: You're here AGAIN? Me: I'm a health nut. Cashier: Huh? Me: I try to have three square meals- Cashier: Just don't.
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Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) October 16, 2025

My therapist told me "time heals all wounds", So I stabbed him. Now we wait...
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Princess Buttercup (@GoldenSpirals) May 23, 2025

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40% of all adopted children can find their birth parents by watching reruns of Cops.
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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) August 26, 2025

[hell] ME: water down here must be pretty holy since you boil the HELL out of it DEVIL: get a load of this guy lol
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EJ Gomez (@EJGomez) September 10, 2025

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Imagine how many divorces IKEA is responsible for.
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Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) August 22, 2025

Nothing puts a smile on my face quite like when someone replies to me with "your a idiot".
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Rock (@TheMichaelRock) August 20, 2025

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*in the middle of sex "Go deeper" Okay *pulls out* *sits in a chair and sips coffee* *opens poetry book* Two roads diverged in a wood and I-
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Cocaine Cola (@SatansTongue) February 05, 2025

A man wearing a Spider-Man t-shirt just told me grow up.
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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) August 18, 2025

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Dad, today our teacher told us you can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family. It's that true? No Son, you're adopted.
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Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) October 08, 2025

5 Reasons why we can't finish anything without women: 1. We forget stuff 2. We drink too much 3. We're lazy 4. 5.
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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) August 21, 2025

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A Tweet Or Two

By Nerdy Wonka 126 Comments

Don't trust anyone who advocates powerlessness. BE A VOTER. #VoteDEM2014 vote411.org #TNTweeters #latism http://t.co/7YBI33qNot
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meta (@metaquest) October 22, 2025

Over 60M votes in both election landslide victories. Yeah PBO isn't "popular"
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Matt Murphy (@MattMurph24) October 23, 2025

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GOP 2012: "Obama would not have won w/out blacks, Hispanics, gays, Catholics or Jews." Democrats: "Or as we like to call them, Americans"
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The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) October 22, 2025

You can #VoteEarly4Dems in most of these states. Get busy and GOTV #VoteBlue2014 http://t.co/uTkIMuXpUZ
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Donna NoShock (@NoShock) October 22, 2025

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Fake ‘progressive’ group pits blacks against immigrants in nasty TV ad thkpr.gs/3583089 http://t.co/Td4s51966l
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ThinkProgress (@thinkprogress) October 23, 2025

Please go exercise your right to vote. Vote early & then get friends/family to the polls. http://t.co/0E7BjU9uUY
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Donna NoShock (@NoShock) October 23, 2025

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Please go exercise your right to vote. Vote early & then get friends/family to the polls. http://t.co/0E7BjU9uUY
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Donna NoShock (@NoShock) October 23, 2025

Kochs claim to be pro-gay marriage. Why do they keep funding groups that aren't? huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/23/koc…
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PaulBlumenthal (@PaulBlu) October 23, 2025

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We keep talking about "election day." Seven states have been voting since September pbs.org/wgbh/pages/fro… http://t.co/1kDDKSLznR
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Chris Amico (@eyeseast) October 23, 2025

Our new @ppppolls #MISen poll finds Gary Peters with his biggest lead yet, leading Terri Lynn Land 53% to 39%: bit.ly/1tOu3fK
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Jeff Gohringer (@jgohringer) October 23, 2025

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“Issues are absolute kryptonite to her campaign”: @ed_kilgore explains why Joni Ernst has gone into hiding: washingtonmonthly.com/political-anim…
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Jamison Foser (@jamisonfoser) October 23, 2025

Republicans should want a border fence with Canada to keep the universal health care, zero abortion restrictions and same-sex marriage out.
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(@LOLGOP) October 23, 2025

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Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen is donating $100 million to fight #Ebola theverge.com/e/6815116 http://t.co/B3ESsMEgLL
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The Verge (@verge) October 23, 2025

Do you think people who use the term "Social Justice Warrior" (SJW) as an insult, realize the opposing view is "Repressive Hate Coward"?
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Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft) October 23, 2025

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Republicans love pointing out Obama's approval rating -- can't name one national Republican who is more popular.
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(@LOLGOP) October 23, 2025

Chris Christie just laid bare the GOP's objective behind their suppressive voter laws. @brianbeutler breaks it down: on.tnr.com/1zlfsuH
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Jamil Smith (@JamilSmith) October 23, 2025

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1) Joni Ernst says Barack Obama is a “dictator.” 2) Joni Ernst says she carries gun in case government infringes on her rights. 3) Um…
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Jamison Foser (@jamisonfoser) October 23, 2025

If you're worried about gun-toting anti-government extremists, please don't elect them #IAsen huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/22/jon… http://t.co/DwrsWg645I
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The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) October 23, 2025

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.@ShaunKing The narrative: ■White people on pot = Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. ■Black people on pot = HULK SMASH!!
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Candace Brown (@CandaceTX) October 23, 2025

Judge tosses lawsuit against IRS by conservative groups huff.to/1FK4e3D
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HuffPost Politics (@HuffPostPol) October 23, 2025

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Good morning, Florida! baynews9.com/content/news/b… http://t.co/5s1IfQI2Ik
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(@pourmecoffee) October 23, 2025

You don't need to report on every patient being tested for Ebola, national media. We will be ready to panic irrationally if it's positive.
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(@pourmecoffee) October 23, 2025

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[on walkie-talkies i got for my GFs birthday] are we going for dinner? over "we are over, over" you just say over once, over hello? over
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k e e t (@KeetPotato) October 22, 2025

me: goodnight moon :) moon: night<3 me: goodnight stars :) moon: wtf me: sry wrongnumber moon: whos stars moon: who is stars moon: answer me
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jomny sun (@jonnysun) October 21, 2025

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First Lady Campaigns For Sen Mark Udall

By Chipsticks 160 Comments

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Live Now: The First Lady appears at a rally for Sen. Mark Udall in Denver

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Chat Away

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Rise and Shine

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Pete Souza: “The afternoon sun beams down on the President during a campaign rally in Delray, Fla.” Oct. 23, 2012

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Today (all times EDT)

12:45: White House Press Briefing

1:45: The President meets with members of the President’s Council of Advisors on Science and Technology, Roosevelt Room

4:45: Attends a DNC fundraiser, private residence, Washington DC

* The First Lady attends rallies for Sen. Mark Udall in Denver and Ft Collins

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On This Day

Sen. Barack Obama walks off his campaign plane October 23, 2025 in Honolulu, Hawaii. The Senator cancelled two days of campaigning to return to Honolulu to visit his ailing grandmother.

President Obama waits backstage before delivering remarks at a reception for Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick at the Westin Copley Place hotel in Boston, Mass., Oct. 23, 2009 (Photo by Pete Souza)

First Lady Michelle Obama and Queen Silvia of Sweden meet in the Yellow Oval Room of the White House, Oct. 23, 2009 (Photo by Samantha Appleton)

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Pete Souza: “Light matters: A shaft of light falls on the face of Susan Rice as she and Lisa Monaco met with the President before his phone call with Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany to discuss the latest NSA leak from Edward Snowden.” Oct. 23, 2013

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MoooOOOooorning!

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Early Bird Chat

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On This Day: President Obama holds a baby as he greets people during a campaign rally at the Delray Beach Tennis Center on October 23, 2025 in Florida

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End Thursday With Laughter

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First Lady Campaigns For Sen Mark Udall

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Chat Away

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