The Obama Diary

It's called "Investment" in our future. Rewards returned twice fold. Simple economics the GOP refuse to follow. VOTE http://t.co/htMTjM7jiZ

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Susan Maylone (@SusanMaylone) October 26, 2025

GOP platform for candidates: OMG EBOLA!

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  (@NYgrooveX) October 26, 2025

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Last U.S. Marines, U.K. combat troops hand over in Afghanistan nbcnews.to/1nGsy0o http://t.co/QyNFphGa7C

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NBC News (@NBCNews) October 26, 2025

Tunisians vote in historic election spurred by the Arab Spring apne.ws/1pN2wo2 http://t.co/AvBGX4DpR4

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Ahmed Al Omran (@ahmed) October 26, 2025

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Report: White House pressures Cuomo, Christie to reverse mandatory Ebola quarantine orders, official tells @nytimes nyti.ms/12JlpmF

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Breaking News (@BreakingNews) October 26, 2025

Drugmakers are racing to develop vaccines and drugs to address the worst outbreak of Ebola in history: apne.ws/1yBVckn

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The Associated Press (@AP) October 26, 2025

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Ambassador Power: Ebola health workers should be treated like "heroes," not "stigmatized" nbcnews.to/1nGnKrP http://t.co/5m3be6rETf

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NBC News (@NBCNews) October 26, 2025

Infectious Disease Specialist Dr. Anthony Fauci Rejects Mandatory Quarantine. abcn.ws/1sqaWkS #ThisWeek

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This Week (@ThisWeekABC) October 26, 2025

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The Republican Party’s electoral philosophy: Cheating wins salon.com/2014/10/25/the… http://t.co/uXbh3rDLQD

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The Baxter Bean (@TheBaxterBean) October 26, 2025

I'm confused!! I'm paying $2.64 gal for gas & being told it's not PBOs fault!! Earlier this yr when I was paying $4 it was his fault!!!

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Michael Terry (@mterry337) October 26, 2025

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BREAKING—@stribopinion just endorsed Al because of his "policy work that benefits residents of this state." afs.mn/H4rv #mnsen

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Al Franken (@alfranken) October 26, 2025

.@DMRegister editorial board endorses Bruce Braley for U.S. Senate. dmreg.co/1wy29Sn http://t.co/S72IKK9VBA

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Des Moines Register (@DMRegister) October 26, 2025

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Yes. This is how racism begins. Parents passing on their hate to their children

Here is a child in blackface dressed up as Ray Rice with a beat up doll of a black girl. http://t.co/OIUBKT93KB

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Michael Whitney (@michaelwhitney) October 26, 2025

White people: do I really need to put out a "don't do blackface" advisory for Halloween? I want to have higher expectations of you.

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Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) October 26, 2025

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Doctors W/O Borders expresses concern on nurse held in quarantine despite negative Ebola test. doctorswithoutborders.org/article/msf-nu… http://t.co/mqGLfhNnyd

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Jim Roberts (@nycjim) October 25, 2025

Heroic ebola nurse tells how Dr. Christie & Dr. Cuomo treat her like a criminal. Shameful. Just shameful. dallasnews.com/ebola/headline…

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Jeff Jarvis (@jeffjarvis) October 25, 2025

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ICYMI: Grateful for U.S. strikes, Syrian Kurds name baby 'Obama' #Kobane #Kobani #SaveKobani on.wgrz.com/1wrNEQI http://t.co/ZNlovOm8Y6

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Mutlu Civiroglu (@mutludc) October 25, 2025

#MyTexasVotes #WendyDavis vs #GregAbbott http://t.co/pSxWSihbBz

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Allison Wonder (@AllisonWonder14) October 26, 2025

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Police: Enraged homeowner guns down neighbor boy, 13, for laughing at him. posttrib.suntimes.com/news/30636740-…

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Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) October 25, 2025

Please, people. Some good advice from RWNJs. Keep your ill eagles quarantined at home 'cuz of Ebola an' whatnot http://t.co/PKJcAlGFYz

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  (@NYgrooveX) October 25, 2025

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Canada: Hey America guess what? America: What? Canada: Here's how you actually make friends (drops mic,walks off) http://t.co/gmECIZgXnX

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@MuslimIQ) October 24, 2025

4 major voting rights cases have come before SCOTUS in past month and in 3 court ruled to restrict voting rights. bit.ly/1tg9G93

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BillMoyers.com (@BillMoyersHQ) October 25, 2025

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Imagine how much more disease Christie could have prevented if he had quarantined the Jersey Shore cast instead of hero health workers.

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  (@pourmecoffee) October 26, 2025

Here is the new ceremony in NJ and NY for quarantining health care workers. That's Christie and Cuomo in the front http://t.co/wfYu0xovHa

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  (@pourmecoffee) October 26, 2025

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Let's be careful out there, everybody themoscowtimes.com/article/510064… http://t.co/RPPm8yvMEd

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  (@pourmecoffee) October 26, 2025

GHOST:Oooo I have unfinished business ooOo ME:Wow what is it GHOST: I haven't seen the last season of Breaking Bad ooOoo put on Netflix ooOo

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patrick (@tastefactory) October 25, 2025

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She blinded me with science Blame it on the rain Mama said knock you out Oops (I did it again) - Terrible Defense Attorney Strategies

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Joss Whedon (@josswhedon) October 24, 2025

*graduates* don't need this anymore *reaches into head, pulls out brain* *spikes it onto sidewalk* *walks around hollering about butts*

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galt baby 3014 LLC (@cryotuna) June 13, 2025

Boy, Peter Parker is lucky he was bitten by a spider and not one of those fainting goats.

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Lazer Cat (@Laser_Cat) October 04, 2025

"Grandma my back itches and I can't reach it." I survived the Holocaust but yeah let's talk about your thing.

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Grenade Spice (@shadygrenade) October 04, 2025

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"You can run, but you can't hide" -coach telling me why I didn't make the hide and go seek team

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Brent (@murrman5) July 04, 2025

*holds up 2 ties* which one, I have a big meeting today "both are nice" [wife calls later] "how'd it go" well, wearing 2 ties was a disaster

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Brent (@murrman5) September 22, 2025

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Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about how when you fall in love, it's best to just kill yourself.

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Raspooky Jam (@Jenny4ashley) September 27, 2025

*on phone, back of the DMV line* "Yeah mom? That guy I treated for Ebola just died. No I'm fine. Yeah just a fever and diarrhea."

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Grenade Spice (@shadygrenade) October 09, 2025

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"Choose password" > 123bob "Password must not contain common names & must be complex with at least 50 characters" > gameofthrones "OK"

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Terry F (@daemonic3) June 04, 2025

Bill Gates: So why did Bing fail? Board: We feel it was public nescience toward Bing Gates: Nescience? Let me Goog- oh I see what you mean

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Terry F (@daemonic3) June 02, 2025

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farmer 1: heres ur order of fertilizer farmer 2: that's bullshit farmer 1: *confused* yes, it is...

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tim (@timmybutt) October 02, 2025

so david, theres a blockage in your main artery [guy in next bed] "AORTA SORT THAT OUT" *doctor laughs* seriously though, you might die

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k e e t (@KeetPotato) October 02, 2025

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He died doing what he loved: checking to see if wolves are ticklish.

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ibid (@ibid78) August 02, 2025

Just stick to the story and everything will be fine. http://t.co/NYsOrrzZil

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  (@Thynebear) September 28, 2025

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Put my symptoms into WebMD because I thought I might have Ebola, but the results came back "You ate a Big Mac."

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Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) October 01, 2025

[gets pulled over for speeding] Where's the fire ma'am? *grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

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Raspooky Jam (@Jenny4ashley) July 17, 2025