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Sunday Means Ha Ha Ha

[rushing out the door and turns to babysitter] "I left $20 on the table for pizza so I'll know it was you if it goes missing"
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Brent (@murrman5) November 18, 2025

trebek is about to own everyone http://t.co/CEgSpCrYHs
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sadvil (@crylenol) July 25, 2025

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Cop: GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! [dave starts dancing hard as fuck] Cop 2: damn dude youre getting served Cop: oh hell no [dances even harder]
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PaperWash© (@PaperWash) November 17, 2025

[rolls sleeve up and tosses tie over shoulder before arm wrestling at work] "I've had enough of your shit, Janice"
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Brent (@murrman5) November 17, 2025

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POLICE: knock knock DRUG DEALER: who's there P: weed DD: weed who P: we'd like to come in and arrest you DD: lol good one, come on in
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būč|{¥ |$0+øp€ (@BuckyIsotope) November 15, 2025

sleep well? "no, I had a dream I was a quarterback and a race car driver" please don't, the kids are aroun- "I TOSSED AND TURNED ALL NIGHT"
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Brent (@murrman5) November 16, 2025

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"Ugh! Dave is coming to dinner" "Wait, Dave Jones or Dave who impersonates police cars?" [long silence] [hears faint sirens in the distance]
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Jazmasta (@jazmasta) November 12, 2025

Your résumé says you were fired from your last job for spitting in a customer's face? "That's right" Excellent. Welcome to the Post Office.
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GoaT FacE ThrillA (@EndhooS) November 16, 2025

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First time flying huh? -Yeah how could you tell? Just a hunch. You wanna come down to your seat? The overhead bin is typically for luggage.
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Br&on the Cow (@Brampersandon_) June 27, 2025

This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy stole my lunch from the fridge and I know it was you BETH
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pin up teacher (@pinupteacher) November 14, 2025

Nov

Another Tweet or Two

By Chipsticks 78 Comments

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It's true: @smithsonian include Palin & omit President in 100 Most Significant Americans list addictinginfo.org/2014/11/22/the… http://t.co/vlpieV2KJq
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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) November 23, 2025

.@smithsonian How does the first African-American President of the U.S. NOT make the list of 100 most significant Americans of all time???
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PragmaticObotsUnite (@PragObots) November 23, 2025

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Merlie Edgars said Jim Crow now wears Brooks Bros suits. I would add they also run our media and institutions like @smithsonian
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(@LiberalPhenom) November 23, 2025

The first African American President isn't a deal @Smithsonian, but the half-term grifter and her meth lab family are. I see you...
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Patrick (@QuadCityPat) November 23, 2025

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Pres Obama who created 10.3m jobs is insignificant to @smithsonian but Bush who lost 8m jobs is one of most sig presidents.
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(@LiberalPhenom) November 23, 2025

It's a good thing I never subscribed to @SmithsonianMag because I would demand ALL my subscription payments back now.
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(@aspirational12) November 23, 2025

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“The white police officers wouldn’t be there if you weren’t killing each other" -- Giuliani actually said this to @MichaelEDyson. #you
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Liliana Segura (@LilianaSegura) November 23, 2025

Rudy Giuliani goes on racist rant, says @MichaelEDyson and "blacks" should stop "killing each other" thedailybanter.com/2014/11/rudy-g…
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Tommy Christopher (@tommyxtopher) November 23, 2025

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This picture sums up Rudy Giuliani perfectly http://t.co/Ek2HJx0sJd
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Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) November 23, 2025

Rudy Giuliani translated: "Noun, verb, 9/11, n****rs." #MTP
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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) November 23, 2025

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Darren Wilson gets to choose what softballs to answer. Thats how MSM makes a living, exploiting a murdered victim, it's disgusting #Ferguson
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ElmObamaCarez (@lordxmen2k) November 24, 2025

@PragmaticObot Media got caught negotiating w/Darren Wilson 2 ensure "comfort" when they interview him,but "activists" focus on PBO & Holder
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PragmaticObotsUnite (@PragObots) November 23, 2025

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MSM eyes on those who fear Mike Brown's killer will go free MSM eyes not on system that would let his killer go free http://t.co/Cb12vZ1pZd
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TheObamaCAT (@TheObamaCat) November 23, 2025

I cannot sleep I cannot hope I cannot pray I cannot believe For fear there will be no justice for Michael Brown http://t.co/Y4gMEGwE2K
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TheObamaCAT (@TheObamaCat) November 23, 2025

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Transcript of President's interview with George Stephanopoulos abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics… http://t.co/9MAFoSLbYg
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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) November 23, 2025

Never changes: @GStephanopoulos asks President why African Americans feel race relations are worse since he was elected Like it's his fault
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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) November 23, 2025

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Tyranny. n. The rule or authority of a tyrant; or, for #FoxNews viewers, when a black President gets elected by a landslide, twice
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The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) November 24, 2025

Paul Krugman: "President Obama’s immigration initiative is a simple matter of human decency." nytimes.com/2014/11/21/opi… http://t.co/EPBpOIrdmv
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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) November 23, 2025

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"If by a liberal they mean…someone who cares about the welfare of the people…then I am proud to be a liberal." —#JFK http://t.co/oz83SLJPqe
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Eric Wolfson (@EricWolfson) November 22, 2025

Still stunned that the guys who are wrong about marriage, climate change, trickle down economics and evolution were wrong about #Benghazi#.
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(@LOLGOP) November 23, 2025

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RIP Christopher Stevens, Sean Smith, Tyrone Woods & Glen Doherty. Please forgive those who cheapened your death for their political agenda.
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BWD (@theonlyadult) November 23, 2025

Sure, Republicans lied about Benghazi for years but at least they didn't try to get anyone health insurance. #tcot
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(@LOLGOP) November 21, 2025

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One cartoon worth 6 years. http://t.co/nLdcW40B43
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BWD (@theonlyadult) November 23, 2025

'Go Back To Africa!' 'Go Back To Mexico!' #ImmigrationAction http://t.co/65merJvrny
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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) November 20, 2025

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In Case You Missed It, This Letter Is *Everything*

The Greatest Letter Ever Written: From A Slave To His Old Master (1865) lettersofnote.com/2012/01/to-my-… http://t.co/FiGmv2gt66
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TheObamaDiary.com (@TheObamaDiary) November 22, 2025

Nov

A Tweet Or Two

By Nerdy Wonka 100 Comments

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Tags: #ImmigrationAction, ferguson, immigration, Immigration Reform, Political And Funny Tweets, tweets

Thanks to President @BarackObama, more than 100,000 NYC parents could stay with their children. #ImmigrationAction http://t.co/qYuJ3kLavr
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Bill de Blasio (@BilldeBlasio) November 22, 2025

New economic data: US Manufacturing strong, retail strong, employment strong, housing sales up, consumer confidence soaring. #obamasfault
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Steve Weinstein (@steveweinstein) November 20, 2025

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judicial diversity chart updated 11/21 http://t.co/Y8WWErQrtu
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Philip Arsenault (@PhilipArsenault) November 21, 2025

The Valerie Jarrett I Know: How She Saved the Obama Campaign & Why She’s Indispensable. My latest for @thedailybeast: thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/…
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Joshua DuBois (@joshuadubois) November 18, 2025

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How's this for a WTF? According to @brianstelter, TV anchors have had off the record conversations with the cop in the Ferguson shooting.
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Jay Rosen (@jayrosen_nyu) November 23, 2025

Darren Wilson: let me influence your Ferguson reporting, but you can't tell anyone. TV news anchors: deal!
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Jay Rosen (@jayrosen_nyu) November 23, 2025

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With all the calls for peaceful protest, when is someone going to call for proper policing. No weapons drawn directly at unarmed citizens
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Wendell Pierce (@WendellPierce) November 22, 2025

When will @LindseyGrahamSC, @SenJohnMcCain, @KellyAyotte apologize to @AmbassadorRice? They look craven (again). nationalmemo.com/report-deliber…
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Joe Conason (@JoeConason) November 22, 2025

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Fascinating: members of congress with money in the stock market were more likely to vote to raise the debt ceiling. salon.com/2014/11/22/the…
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Sean McElwee (@SeanMcElwee) November 22, 2025

GOP officially admits Benghazi is bullsh*t. Who among the media will show any shame for the way they let this farce live on for two years?
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David Roberts (@drgrist) November 21, 2025

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Before and After http://t.co/i0NdxxVHKW
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Jessica Lussenhop (@Lussenpop) November 22, 2025

@Lussenpop @VictorianPrude Journalism has devolved into a cudgel to vilify protestors and shield for corporate malfeasance.
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R.A. Roth (@fantagor) November 22, 2025

..@Lussenpop @WesleyLowery Don't these news sites ever learn at all? Scum, inciting racism
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Sarah (@sazzy69) November 22, 2025

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DHS website on Executive Action dhs.gov/immigration-ac…
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Tanya Bradsher (@TBradsherDHS) November 21, 2025

Now that's what I call a Friday news dump. denverpost.com/portal/breakin… http://t.co/ieeIGxukNo
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Amanda Wills (@AmandaWills) November 21, 2025

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Polls say The American People™ wanted the Democratic agenda and Compromise, and expected to get it by voting for unhinged wingnut fascists.
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kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) November 20, 2025

In a poll, American Voters™ were asked: "Do you know what the fuck you're doing?" 98% responded "No. I have no fckng clue what I am doing."
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kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) November 20, 2025

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From the Cake Fail files. Poor Ana! http://t.co/Wyjta1BwOa
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George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) November 21, 2025

The box stops here. http://t.co/7Ietii6fNR
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George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) November 22, 2025

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