When you tryna chat a girl up at the club but she already noticed you're actually a horse http://t.co/jomH3JEMbL
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Medieval Reactions (@MedievaI_React) March 29, 2025That point on a Sunday where you attempt to finish all the work you've avoided all weekend http://t.co/UbKkxDnQTN
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When the squad gets a minibus to the club http://t.co/auDeeCPq2I
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Medieval Reactions (@MedievaI_React) March 28, 2025When you and your mate are having beef and the only logical way to settle it is... http://t.co/Ataa7jimg9
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‘Wanker’ - Put this in for you, Chiparoo. Aren’t you proud of my Britishisms/Irishisms ;)
That one wanker at the party who's like http://t.co/i51YF4VHLD
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Medieval Reactions (@MedievaI_React) March 27, 2025Me getting down tonight like http://t.co/BU2Ev4p27B
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Medieval Reactions (@MedievaI_React) March 27, 2025****
When you drop something in front of your crush http://t.co/JuKTkJ9znO
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Medieval Reactions (@MedievaI_React) March 26, 2025When you walk in on two people getting it on at a house party http://t.co/fuse1i25pO
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Nice
Congrats!
Thanks JOB
Congrats vetivera, but have you really seen some of these tweets :shock:
Thanks, I have. Imagination run amok
:lol:
Congrats vetivera :)
NW - YOU HAVE EXCEEDED ALL EXPECTATIONS OF HUMOR GREATNESS!!!! Thank you!!!!!!
*Bows* Thanks, Sir Bob!
I don’t think I want to be First on this post
Are you scuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuured, GGail? ;)
Yup yup 😄😄😄
FURST
Not U 2!
#namecalling
😉
Good Evening TODVille!
Whew. By “old school,” at first I thought you meant MY generation. Ha. Didn’t know whether to laugh or pretend I was too young to get ‘em. :)
Hahahahahaha. You can rest easy, Ms. J’OB. I’m not coming for you tonight. :)
Hey, I just watched The Walking Dead with my TWD-fanatic granddaughter, so watch that “coming for you tonight” stuff! Eek. :)
The Walking Dead?! Wooooot! Wooooot!
You wild woman! You’ve been keeping secrets of how cool you are from us. :)
Yeah, secrets, but - as y’all know - I’ll tell you the entire blow-by-blow of my great grandson’s childhood, one story at a time. Unless I hold back. Ha!
:lol: Nerdy, your Ireeshisms are awesome - although 99ts should be intensely proud of this one:
Thank you, oh kind one.
Okay, I’m going to need a translation for this Australianism.
That’s wanker NW.
W +anchor = wanker😃😃😃
:shock: Potty mouth!1!1!
#PotMeetKettle
OMG, that is so beepety beep unfair!!1!11!
I would never be unfair to you, you sweet thing!
Huh. If I didn’t have a peanut butter cake in the oven that I need to watch, I’d sort out this injustice.
Peanut butter … LMAO. I had that under a chocolate glaze once or twice.
And now I want chocolate! Nuts!
And it’s only a little burnt :cool:
Jeebsus, it tastes like dirty socks.
And I put in so much Cayenne, it’s actually making me cry.
Ugh, it’s raw in the middle. Eggs swilling about the place with untreated peanut butter. Meta? Help.
No idea what that is. But I’m still tasting the chocolate, so thanks!
LOL. Thanks, GGail.
I hate road safety bill boards - they distract and cause accidents. I also hate moralistic governments that rob from the poor, give to the rich and preach about road safety while ensuring we have no decent roads.
Am I p1ss.d with the Oz government - yes - everything they want to do ends up costing the poor and disadvantaged while they make sure the 1% and their companies get more.
I’m glad my President didn’t fall. But he needs to hold on to the rails next time! :) :)
Nope, I bet he won’t. But you can believe that someone will make sure the landing & stairs are dry before he steps out.
Thank God it’s Sunday Night!!!
//no one ever said…
http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/13/bbc-news-interviews-interesting-and-informed-guest-bounce-the-dog-5062004/
France’s Conservative UMP Party and its allies appear to have come first in the final round of departmental elections.
The UMP, led by former President Nicolas Sarkozy, appeared set to secure at least 65 local councils, exit polls suggested, up from 41.
Marine Le Pen’s far-right National Front also appeared to have made gains, while the ruling Socialists and their allies may lose about 30 departments.
These elections are seen as a test case ahead of 2017’s presidential election.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-32104760
(insert head/desk gif here)
This is very bad.
I have to admit that I don’t know much about France’s politics. What would it mean if Marine Le Pen wins?
they are the we hate all immigrants party. but not the level of violent teabaggers.
France is going to give Sarkozy’s party another chance?
The whole world is turning into RWNJ voters. Why must people hate their fellow man so much that they would do this. Well lets talk about immigrants, crime, terrorists and war - cause that is what is causing this level of hate across the globe - elections are no longer about looking out for each other, developing your country or providing services. People vote against their own interests because those “others” might get what they have!
You are so on point with your comment. It appears that the forces of tolerance must fight. We cannot afford to be complacent.
Ministers from six world powers are expected to hold their first full session on Monday with Iran’s foreign minister over its nuclear programme.
The deadline for reaching an agreement is Tuesday.
The essence of an emerging deal is to keep Iran at least one year away from being able to produce enough nuclear fuel for a single weapon.
Representatives from the US, Germany, France, the UK, China and Russia are at the talks in Lausanne, Switzerland.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-32111464
Just trash my post in moderation :(
If Businesses oppose these laws then they should donate to the democrats.
you mean the govt overreach that the rethugs do all the time? amazing how their base still for falls for their steaming pile of lies all the time.
I’m stuck with this idiot Gov. for probably 5 more years. At least my my D-Senator Donnelly came out against it publicly…he is a hard core Catholic that went to Notre Dame…and only won b/c he was up against RWNJ Murdoch!
If this is true the deal is DOA
“LAUSANNE, Switzerland — With a negotiating deadline just two days away, Iranian officials on Sunday backed away from a critical element of a proposed nuclear agreement, saying they are no longer willing to ship their atomic fuel out of the country. For months, Iran tentatively agreed that it would send a large portion of its stockpile of uranium to Russia, where it would not be accessible for use in any future weapons program. But on Sunday Iran’s deputy foreign minister made a surprise comment to Iranian reporters, ruling out an agreement that involved giving up a stockpile that Iran has spent years and billions of dollars to amass.
“The export of stocks of enriched uranium is not in our program, and we do not intend sending them abroad,†the official, Abbas Araqchi, told the Iranian media, according to Agence France-Presse. “There is no question of sending the stocks abroad.†Western officials confirmed that Iran was balking at shipping the fuel out, but insisted that there were other ways of dealing with the material. Chief among those options, they said, was blending it into a more diluted form…continued”
I refuse to watch George Stephanopoulos, but did anybody catch Martin O’Malley on his show today? Haven’t been on the blog most of the day, so please excuse the ?? from a latecomer!
O’Malley has been going a little too far over his skis ever since his chairmanship of the DGA ended….he typically does a good job of straddling the line, but he has been taking it too far of late….here is his spokesman trying to justify one of the dumber things he said today:
I hope he gets back on track! Always thought of him as one of the good guys. Thanks, LP, for the update.
He is a good guy….his only problem is he no way of separating himself/get attention unless he veers ever so slightly off course. You know the media will do anything to try to *draft* someone to run against Hillary. One week its Warren…the next week :cool:
Good luck to Martin but I’m Ridin’ with Biden !!! He’s the one who’s earned my support the most, with his never-ending support of the President!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Did your relationship with the realtor last?
Not at all. I only slept with her and her daughter once.
Her daughter?!
They didn’t write that in the New York Times?
Honestly I haven’t even read the story yet.
What else was left out of the Times story?
This was the situation, just so y’all know the whole story of how it went. I met this lady and she found me a house and it just so happened that the house was just down the street from her house. So, we kicked it a couple of times and we ended up messing around once. After that, her daughter used to always come to my house—like, constantly. I’m a rapper, so her daughter might have had a crush on me or whatever. I had to tell her, like, “Keep your daughter from coming over. She be showing up in the morning, I’m in a robe, and she’s making these biscuits that are so good.” The best biscuits that I’ve had to this day! I’m trying to avoid it, but eventually something happened…continued
Mission accomplished for the Clinton press shop:
So Hillary wants another ME war - paid for by the US - voted for by the GOP. Great democrat here.
looks like she wants some Sheldon Adelson $$$ after Jeb got in trouble for Jim Baker’s comments to Jstreet
Not sure about Adelson’s money, but it’s surely about making potential donors happy. And about sending the message to the intelligence-military-industrial establishment that she won’t rock the boat. She’ll “behave”.
I’ve always thought that one of the reasons the Beltway is so critical of the President is because he is his own man. He is not the lapdog of the intelligence-military-industrial complex. Plain and simple.
I am having a hard time supporting Hillary at this point.
And even this is too high class of a legacy for the faux-cowboy Crawford dude.
Hmmm … comment in moderation … must be because it was something about GWB!
And, may I add as gently as possible, Hillary and O’Malley SUCK and I will do everything I possible can to make sure that neither of them EVER are President …. EVER …. EVER …………
good night TOD ….
Just to be clear ….
now, good night TOD
Oh I fantasize about a Biden run, and most of all, a debate where he would shame the other candidates for their baseless, political, self-serving criticisms of the president.
Me too, LP08!!!
Moooooooorning!
http://theobamadiary.com/2015/03/29/early-bird-chat-499/