Who is the idiot that called it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?— Terry F (@daemonic3) September 17, 2025
Who is the idiot that called it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?
Me: Leonard Nimoy died today. Co-worker: From Star Wars? *goes home* Wife: How was your day? Me: Leonard Nimoy and a co-worker died today.— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) February 28, 2025
Me: Leonard Nimoy died today. Co-worker: From Star Wars? *goes home* Wife: How was your day? Me: Leonard Nimoy and a co-worker died today.
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[at adoption agency] "Why do you think you'd be a good fit for adoption?" *cut to a baby mowing my lawn* "I just love kids"— Steve Suckington (@SteveSuckington) February 24, 2025
[at adoption agency] "Why do you think you'd be a good fit for adoption?" *cut to a baby mowing my lawn* "I just love kids"
[at Julius Caesar performance] "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears" Van Gogh: This is bullshit [leaves]— Terry F (@daemonic3) February 26, 2025
[at Julius Caesar performance] "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears" Van Gogh: This is bullshit [leaves]
do you take- [maroon 5 crashes through ceiling] OMFG NO WAY [priest knocks bride over] MOVE BITCH I LOVE MAROON 5— PaperWash© (@PaperWash) March 02, 2025
do you take- [maroon 5 crashes through ceiling] OMFG NO WAY [priest knocks bride over] MOVE BITCH I LOVE MAROON 5
Why are you screaming my name? I'm right here.. Having sex is weird.— RasPatty's McJam (@Jenny4ashley) July 22, 2025
Why are you screaming my name? I'm right here.. Having sex is weird.
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