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Nightmare on TOD Street: Hopefruit’s Halloween Costume Check

57andfemale – Markos Moulitas

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Alice – ACA “expert” who knows a whole lotta nothing but hired by media to trash Obamacare

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Alycee – Jon Huntsman

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Amk – Marco Rubio

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Anjo – Empty Chair

Joining the Halloween party as a threesome, Empty Chair, Empty Head and Empty Suit

Empty Chair- Hi over here nice to finally have some company

Empty Head (Cruz) Nice to finally meet someone so intelligent I do hope you run in 2014, we need more of us in the Senate

Empty Chair – RUN??! With 4 legs???!! Surely you jest,

Empty Suit (Herman Cain) Isn’t it swell here in Republistan?? The hot air is real cool

Empty Head: Yes, yes cool air of four legs. Brilliant indeed we will have filibuster on this tomorrow

Empty Suit: Yes indeedeyeyeyey

Empty Chair: You Stupid Grand Old Pricks get lost, get lost

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Angdogriff – Jane Hamsher

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Anniebella – Anne “diversity” Lowry (Ezra’s wife)

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Arapaho – Joan Walsh

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Bill R. – Doctor Reverend Brother Prophet Cornell West

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Bobfr – Ezra Klein

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Carol Duhart – Marsha Blackburn

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CarolMae – Mitt’s Dog

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Carolyn – Jake Tapper

“Well, since I’m Jake Tapper today, I guess it’s time to assume my concern-frown and ask people stupid questions all day, then draw absolutely inaccurate conclusions from their answers.”

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Chips – Glen Greenwald

“CULTISTS!!!!

PS Please donate at RioBoyTotallyHeartsDollars.com”

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Claire – Dana Bash

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Cookemom – Rafalca

“Interviewing for a job with the traveling rodeo”

Host: “So Rafalca, do you think you’d have been better off romping on the Withe House south lawn??”

Ralfalca: “As a horse of course, of course. However, with those folks that made me dressage for them……neeeeiiiiigggghhhh”

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Criquet – Cenk Uygur

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CTGirl – Ron Fournier

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Daisydem – Any BuzzFeed Person

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Desertflower – Boehner

“Where’s the wine? I know it’s early, but it’s 5 o’ clock SOMEWHERE! If I start early, that means that by 10am, when I start work (HA! We CALL it work, but it’s just playtime…how hard is it to be saying no all the time and act like an ass?) I’ll be a buzzed dick already! Nancy gets so pissed because she’s all about work and getting stuff done… “Doing the people’s business!”….But until I get that phone call from my Bros…..so I know what the hell I’m gonna say NO to today, well….I just sit back in my office and smoke my smokes and chug some grapes. I get PAID for this shit! Ain’t America great!!!”

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DonnaDem4 – Ron Paul

“So what if I’m a dried up old fart y’all still want to Reclaim the Republic & Restore the Constitution don’t cha?.

And..And..For a donation of $10 or more a month, you will become a member of our Patriot Giving Club! Give it up chumps…give it up.”

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Dotster – Rand Paul

“Wikipedia, here I come, have a speech to give at that bastion of superb higher learning, Liberty University – Jerry Falwell was So Cute and SMART! Need to start assembling my death panels for short, fat and dumb people – so I can scare the dummies at my speech that they will soon be going POOF!”

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Dudette – David Gregory

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EveinGeorgia – Don Lemon

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GGail – Willard

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Globalcitizen – Katrina Nation

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Grab a mop Grace – Reince Priebus

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Hopefruit – Chuck Todd

“Hey John Boehner, Chuck Todd here, and the great news is that you can drink, smoke and tan all day, because the polls are in the Republicans’ favor – it appears, just by looking at the soaring level of enthusiasm for Republicans right now. People I’ve spoken to on the Republican side of the aisle tell me that they have NEVER been so fired up, it’s as if someone just lit a HUGE gasoline tank beneath them….

More on that later.”

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HZ – Eric Cantor

“Eric Cantor here: Mr. President, we will never get out of debt if you keep this habit of giving away more government candy to little children. This teaches them that they can just come to the White House and get candy every year on the last day in Oct. Please Mr. President, this just cannot continue to occur. These kids need jobs. Where are the jobs, Mr. President? Where are the jobs, Mr. President?”

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Isonprize – Tweety

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J O’Boomer – Joan Walsh Andrea Greenspan Mitchell

“Somehow last night I traded via Arapaho and volunteered to be Andrea Mitchell. And I’m quite ready, if I do say so myself.”

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Jackie 4 Obama – Chris Christie

“I have mastered the art of lying with a straight face. The secret is my bravado. People think I walk on water but the truth is that fat floats. It is all smoke and mirrors. I figure I will stay as Governor just long enough before my constituents figure out how I have screwed them and then resign to run for President.”

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Jackiegrumbacher – Ann Coulter

“Watched reruns of that marvelous Sebelius’ hearing last night. I just love to see Liberal women abused by our guys–and didn’t they look so cute with all that spittle on their mouths. Wish she had cried though. Bummer. Slept in late today–the crypt was so comfy after the long night of hearing replays. I’m going to make an appearance at some TOAD site today, so told Igor to get the black dress ready–I hate it when he complains about the shine on the seat. He doesn’t realize how men drool over that e…l…o…n…g…a…t…e….d look of mine. I see the way they stare, especially at my neck. And the women are always so in awe of my looks, their jaws drop. Eat your hearts out, Beyotches. I’ve always said that Liberal women are ugly, so imagine the reaction to my loveliness from those Toad men. I’ll have to scoop them off the floor. Just a little touch up on the roots and I’ll be good to go. Vlad called to say our dinner will be late tonight; I can’t wait. If there’s one man who does look longingly at my neck, it’s Vlad. Ta.”

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Japa21 – Wolf Blitzer

“Wolf Blitzer here to report on the latest ACA (AKA Obamacare) fiasco. We have been informed by very reliable sources that the cause of the ACA problems is a man, reported to be of dark skin coloration, whereabouts currently unknown (What do you mean it might be caused by GOP resisting setting up state exchanges, I can’t say that on the air). Excuse me, I was just informed that the suspect has been noticed being driven around in a large vehicle called “The Beast”. We are working hard to get more identification of this individual. (I told you I can’t say anything bad about the GOP on the air so stop pestering me). Excuse the interruption, my producer was trying to pass on information to me but it is not verified so I cannot and will not give you information that has not been verified to an absolute degree. After all, I am an important journalist.

I will be back in a moment to discuss the really important news of the day and answer the all important question: What will Miley Cyrus do next to cause her father to recoil in shame?”

“….. well if that’s the way it is…but don’t take my word as gospel…it might need to be corrected in another minute or two…I mean this is what I know now but what I know now may not be what I know ten minutes from now…but I can definitely report that I don’t know what the Hell I am talking about. That certainty should not change anytime soon.”

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JER – Chris Hayes’ bike

Bike: [Talking to self] Of all the bicycles in all the towns in all the world, he chooses me.

Chrissy: You know, Bike, I have many a friend in this town, but somehow, just because you despise me, you are the only one I trust.

Chrissy: What kind of man is POTUS?

Bike: Oh, he’s just like any other man, only so much more so.

Bike: Might as well be frank, Chrissy, it would take a miracle to get you high ratings on MSNBC, and the GOP baggers have outlawed miracles.

Chrissy: Well, they don’t know me.

Bike: Things are never so bad they that can’t be made worse. Just look at your show. You owe the public better than that.

Chrissy: That’s your opinion. The only thing that I owe the public is a good performance.

Bike: A week old hot dog in the garbage can is better than your show.

Chrissy: I take offense… Remember, you are only made out of metal.

Bike: Here’s looking at you kid. I’m outta here.

Chrissy: Okay. Don’t leave. We can work this out.

(Credit to Humphrey Bogart and Casablanca)

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Jovie – Morning Joke

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Judith Fardig – Jan Brewer

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LadyHawke – Cucinelli

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Layla – Paul Ryan

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LDS – Ben Carson

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Liberal Librarian – Chris Hayes

“Welcome to “Up With Chris”, with me, uber-geeky-cute Chris Hayes. On today’s show: Glenn Greenwald (my favorite Man in Rio) is on to discuss how President Obama personally reads every sext he sends to his husband throughout the day. For the second segment, we stay with Glenn as we discuss how President Obama’s ultimate goal is to replace every US soldier (who are not heroes) with drones which will hover over Glenn’s condo and take pictures as he and his husband canoodle. For the final segment, Joan Walsh will join Glenn and I to discuss how African Americans just don’t know what’s good for them. Coming right up!”

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Linda – Jon King (CNN)

“Since I am John King I will spend my day giving false information and reporting on “dark skinned men in custody”.

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Lovelyplains – Ted Cruz

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Lovepolitics – CBS News

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Magapie – Maxine Waters

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Marlz – Suzanne Somers

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Maryl1 – Michelle Malkin

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Meta – Jon Karl

“Good morning, TODville. Happy Halloween, psychos!!

I’m kinda busy right now manufacturing emails about one of my favorite subjects: BENGHAZI.”

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MightyPamela – Politico

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Miss Pat – The Donald

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mtmarilyn – Barbara Walters

“Happy Halloween all TODbots!!! Barbara Waters checking in before I head all to the view. I will be busy today interviewing all the healthcare experts asking important questions.

Have a Boo tiful day everyone!”

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muscatinegal – Chuckles Grassley

“I’ll be a famous person from my state – Chuckles Grassley! Then I get to say things like “I’m in WARSHINGTON” and “death panels for Grandma” and “hey, I hit a deer” and “court packing”.”

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Nathkatun7 – Snowden

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Nena – Mitch McConnell

“Mitch McConnell here I am still burning down the house….er , oops, the senate.

I could not stop the reelection of PBO. However, I will burn down the senate with 430 filibusters and would also stop an elected Official Mr. Watts, for the 1st time in 170 yrs to be confirmed as a Cabinet member of the Executive Branch. How do you like me now?”

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nospin – Sarah Palin

“The America I know and love is not one in which my parents will have to stand in front of Obama’s ‘death panel’ so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their ‘level of productivity in society,’ whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil.”

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Pkayden – random CBS/NBC news “reporter” who makes everything about Obama – even things like the weather, full moon, etc

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Political Junkessa – Arianna Huffington

“Good Mahhhhning. Ariahhhhhna Huffington here. I will hhhave ahhhll you peons know that I ahhhm taking a 90 percent cut of every word you ahhhll post here on my blog now and forevermore. It’s only right, dahhhlings, as I am the owner and creator of this website and you will benefit from the reflected exposure that my sunlit and bedazzled genius ahhhfords you.

Now excuse me, ahhhll, I need to go work on my memoir featuring me of course. It will also double as a hhhandbook on female empowerment and success. My best friends, Newt, Mauhhhreen Dowd, and I will be writing it from our yahhhcht in the Caymans, where I will send ahhhll proceeds of course. While on our voyage, Mo and I will ahhhlso spend many many frustrated hours pondering Obahhhma’s mahhhnliness. Should be a smahhhshing time.

By the way, don’t try to leave any negative comments about my new tome at my website, dahhhlings. I’ve instructed ahhhll my slav—mohhhderators to send ahhhhll such bothersome distractions to pending purgatory. You do understand.

Toodaloo, and trick or treat dahhhlings!”

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Political Junkessa (2) – Michele Bachmann

“Michele “Bats in the Belfry” Bachmann here. Look into my eyes, I compel you: LOOK INTO MY EYES! Listen, that Mr. Obama is DARKSIDED. I don’t trust him and YOU SHOULDN’T EITHER! LOOK INTO MY EYES! If we don’t stop that atheistcommunistmuslimjewishmarxistsocialistantichrist interloper NOW, AMERICA IS DOOMED! Listen, you REAL AMERICANS! He is not one of us even though he was elected twice. I REBUKE THE ELECTION RESULTS IN THE NAME OF JESUS!

WHY AREN’T YOU LOOKING INTO MY EYES!”

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Prettyfoot – Random GOP plant hired to complain about Obamacare forcing her cancel her insurance or raise her premiums.

“Although i have crappy insurance which gives me and my family limited medical coverage, I will not explore Obamacare because, you know, of the blk guy in the white house.”

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Rikyrah – Brother ‘Travis’ Smiley

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Roberta in MN – Piers Morgan

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Roberta in MN – Putin on horseback

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smoothscotch – Dan Choi

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susanne – Ed Schultz

“Busy checking in with conservative columnist charles kraut-hower, what’s his name, i mean kraut-hammer. big story. i don’t pay much attention to the guy, he’s a nobody, but… listen to him now! let’s give him our full attention here!”

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swbluega – Van Jones

“Van Jones checking in…

You know, I love this president and I respect this president…

…but I gotta say, there’s some leadership in Congress that’s gonna make the 2016 Presidential elections a serious contest.

For instance…Rand Paul. Now, he’s a civil rights villain, I’ll admit. But when it comes to civil liberties? Now that’s where he’s a champion. That 13 hour filibuster he did about using aerial drones to kill Americans citizen on U.S. soil…a thing of beauty. He asked the tough questions that Liberals should be asking. Yes sir, that Rand Paul used the filibuster the way it was supposed to be used. Don’t know how much of it was plagiarized from Wikipedia, but hey, that’s not the point.

And Ted Cruz? Man oh man! Now there’s something I admire about that guy. He took bold action for something he believed in. Shutting down the government!?!?!?!?!? Can you say AUDACITY? Every person I admire and consider to be a hero is willing to take bold action, just like Senator Cruz did. That guy was able to rally congressmen IN THE OTHER CHAMBER! He was able to stall a vote by reading “Green Eggs and Ham!” That’s leadership! So what if it cost 24 billion dollars? So what if he is calling it Obama’s shutdown? Not every leader takes credit for their work!

Yeah, 2016 is going to be very interesting. If either of these guys win the Republican primary, they are going to give the Democratic challenger a run for their money.

Keep it GREEN!”

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Symmetry – Dick Cheney

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taiping – Jodi Kantor

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Tally – Herman Cain

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Theo – Charles Krauthammer

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tnmtngirl – Ann Romney

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Toone Moene – Paul Ryan

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Trekkiewife – George Will

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UT – Karl Rove

“Karl Rove here. I refuse to concede Ohio. Pres. Obama and Mitt Romney are only 991 votes away. Mitt Romney is winning Ohio. Megyn? Megyn? MEGYN!!!! You go down to the decision desk and tell them that Romney is winning Ohio.

You know what? I’m just going to get on my Bush Is The President Ever plane and go down to Ohio to count the votes myself. Barack Obama did not win Ohio. What kind of funky math is this? What kind of witchcraft is this? The votes are still being counted.

Why are you calling Ohio for Barack Obama? WHY ARE YOU CALLING OHIO FOR BARACK OBAMA? Megyn? Stop that. Megyn, stop calling Ohio for Pres. Obama.

Why is Barack Obama having a second inauguration? Ohio is still counting votes for Mitt Romney. OMG….what is happening? Ohio is still being counted. Mitt Romney is winning!!!! Stop swearing in Barack Obama.

Oh God…..I need a lollipop.”

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VC – Mark Knoller

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Vetivera – Rep Pete Sessions (R)

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Vicki – Chris Cizzilla

“For today I am Chris Cilliza. It is a giant task to get that unearned enthusiasm, breathlessness, confused and confusing mish-mash I offer instead of facts right.

But I’ll try: Today President Obama may or may not be in trouble because……oh well no can do.”

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Yardarm – Ed Henry (the one who stomped out of the WH Press briefing)

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yesteryum – Koch Brother 1

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TODers, please note: all these choices were made by Hopefruit (@aspirational12), so sue her, not me.

If Hopefruit has left you out, leave an angry message in the comments.

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5:15: President Obama and the First Lady Welcome Local Children and Military Families to Trick-or-Treat at the White House


126 Responses to “Nightmare on TOD Street: Hopefruit’s Halloween Costume Check”


  1. October 31, 2013 at 4:56 pm

    Van Jones checking in…

    You know, I love this president and I respect this president…

  2. 7 MightyPamela
    October 31, 2013 at 4:57 pm

    😆 😆 😆

  3. 9 vcprezofan2
    October 31, 2013 at 5:00 pm

    You saw her constume, CC? Wow! Can’t wait to see what you saw!

    • 10 vcprezofan2
      October 31, 2013 at 5:03 pm

      Jeez, talk about misleading headlines! I came rushing in, expecting to see Hopefruit in a fetching outfit, probably even one falling a part…! 😦

      • October 31, 2013 at 5:32 pm

        That misleading headline was representative of the headlines that appear in the MSM. So it fits right in to the Halloween party. 😉

        • 12 vcprezofan2
          October 31, 2013 at 5:43 pm

          That may be so but I feel quite cheated, SW! I had such visions in my head that I was smiling broadly before I went back up the post to see what I could see.

  4. October 31, 2013 at 5:00 pm

    Break the bottle of champagne….. a new TOD tradition has been born! A little advice for your non TOD friends/family 🙂

    It’s Halloween, and you’re probably hours away from going out and having a blast in a costume of your choice. And we hope you have fun. After all, Halloween is the one time of the year when adults have blanket permission to act out in public — playing pranks, eating candy, wearing costumes and generally letting their inner kid-id run wild — without fear of being treated like they’re total idiots.

    Unless, of course, they’re actually being total idiots. Which is what happens when Pumpkin Day revelers do the dress-up thing terribly, terribly wrong, and turn a ritual that should be about flying your fanboy/fangirl colors at full mast into a horrifying, offensive, racist mess.

  5. October 31, 2013 at 5:00 pm

    If only Obama would do as I say, Annie would write nice stories about him …. Ezra Klein, here ….

    (Must say my keyboard feels all slimy after typing that)

    • 15 hopefruit2
      October 31, 2013 at 5:05 pm

      Ezra, we need you tell us why ACA is a huge, great unprecedented disaster, and in the same breath tell us why we are overreacting and need to calm down. We need your wisdom and guidance in this matter.

      • October 31, 2013 at 5:19 pm

        I’ll just be like my good buddy Rand and plagiarize … “ACA is a huge, great unprecedented disaster (because I say so) …. go sit in the corner and chill (because I say so)” …. you plebeians don’t deserve to be graced with an explanation for anything I say …

        (my keyboard is going to be unusable if I keep this up) 😉

      • October 31, 2013 at 5:33 pm

        by the way, hf, this is one of the coolest things to ever happen at TOD – my hope is someone like Lawrence is lurking and has some fun with it!!!

        And, for the folk at the WH who lurk here – please do share with your boss 🙂

        • 18 GGail
          October 31, 2013 at 6:09 pm

          OMG, Bob, you are really enjoying this! LOL!!!!

          The first time we played these parts, we just kind of fell into our own character and had lots and lots of fun!!! I see we’re still having FUN! 😆

    • October 31, 2013 at 5:33 pm

      Saw some tweet the other day that speculated that your (Ezra’s) White House contacts left after the first term, which might explain your recent hounding of our President for a transitional problem, not a governing or policy challenge.

      No doubt your ego was massively stroked by this short video, which names you as one of POTUS’ faves. (But as I responded to HF2 yesterday, I think @TVietor08 and @JonFavs were referring to the first term POTUS, not his current favs):

      • October 31, 2013 at 5:38 pm

        I could care less what Obama thinks of me ……. whaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaa …. no really, I don’t care …… Annieeeeeeeeee

      • 21 Vicki
        October 31, 2013 at 6:05 pm

        Chris Cilliza checking in here….What about me? I’m so pithy and serious seeming, right? Andrea? Doesn’t POTUS read and tune in to see us???

      • 22 theo67
        October 31, 2013 at 6:37 pm

        They’re probably POTUS’ favs because they provide him with hours of amusement as they attempt to anticipate his every mood, emotion, activity, betrayal, disappointment, downfall, etc.

  6. 23 Grab a mop grace
    October 31, 2013 at 5:01 pm

    Reince Priebus here.
    Going to an RNC Halloween party tonight.
    I’m dressing up as Hilary Clinton. Sure hope that I’m invited to the premiere of her mini-series.
    Oh wait….that was cancelled??

  7. October 31, 2013 at 5:01 pm

    ROFLMAO! too funny!

  8. 26 donna dem 4 obama
    October 31, 2013 at 5:01 pm

    Those are a hoot!!!

    Jackie G, this is for you. I loved your comment on the previous thread so I had to turn it into a tweet. I hope you don’t mind!

  9. October 31, 2013 at 5:03 pm

    I bet you ANYTHING that some “news” organization will pick this up…HA!!! Hopefruit – Someone needs to be Hilary.

  10. October 31, 2013 at 5:06 pm

    Senator Reid filing cloture on ENDA …

  11. 29 Linda
    October 31, 2013 at 5:07 pm

    Senate Intelligence Committee Passes Bill That Codifies, Expands NSA Powers

    Just days after expressing outrage over reports of widespread surveillance of foreign leaders by the National Security Agency, Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) pushed through the Senate Intelligence Committee on an 11-4 vote a bill that enshrines the bulk collection of Americans’ phone call records into law, and expands the agency’s authority to track foreign nationals who enter the United States.

    —-

    How funny…..in front of the cameras they show outrage…..in Committee they give the NSA more powers.

  12. 30 GGail
    October 31, 2013 at 5:07 pm

    Willard RMoney Romney here… so I’ve finally found out where my Annie has been hiding out – she’s been located by Secret Service, drinking and crying with tnmtgirl. I see lots of shiny objects around them….could those be foreign currency they’re playing with – WTH!!!@@@!!!!

  13. 31 hopefruit2
    October 31, 2013 at 5:08 pm

    WOW Chips, this whole post is just so creative and hilarious at the same time! LOL @ “Chris Hayes bike” Where did you get that picture? LMAO! 🙂 🙂

  14. 33 57andfemale
    October 31, 2013 at 5:09 pm

    Markos here:

    Waaaaahhhhhh!!!!! and…. DRONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    and…..and……waaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

    If you think I even remember telling everyone that ACA would deliver only expensive junk insurance to everyone, much less apologize for not knowing that ACA delivers DECENT, affordable insurance, then you don’t know me very well.

    I just talked to a janitor who knew a guy who is best-friends with some Democrat who knows somebody who is absolutely sure that he knows for a fact that PBO is going to throw all old people under the bus. It’s a FACT!!!!!!

    Waaaaaahhhh!

    • 34 hopefruit2
      October 31, 2013 at 5:27 pm

      Hello Mr. Kos, As an MSNBC contributor, I lurk on your site and read all the great diaries on the rec list – specifically the ones which address the problems of the current administration, the lack of enthusiasm, and the plummeting approval numbers of this President. I hope to have you on for an exclusive interview to let us know what exactly about this administration that bothers the American people, and why there is such a stubborn enthusiasm gap that won’t go away.

      Love,
      Chuck Todd.

      • 35 57andfemale
        October 31, 2013 at 5:40 pm

        I await your invitation. Unenthusiastically, of course, because I am overwhelmed with unenthusiasm. If only PBO would do exactly what I say the world would be a Perfect Place.

        Just say yes to peace instead of war and all will be well. Until, of course PBO gets Syria to dismantle their chemical weapons without a shot but that wasn’t soon enough or….something. After all, we can’t let progress be the enemy of principle, of can we?

        Besides, I heard from the street singer 7 1/2 blocks from the White House who knew the landscaper whose best friend is the Assistant to the ….someone that PBO hesitated for about thirty seconds before formulating Syrian policy. How unengaged he is. Okay, he may have stirred his coffee and taken a swig, but that’s no excuse.

        So let’s get together, Chuck, and discuss the gross failings of this President, for whom I have no enthusiasm, just like all the American people.

    • October 31, 2013 at 5:44 pm

      Hey Markos…Van Jones here…

      About those drones…we really need to be concerned about the government being able to use drones to kill U.S. citizens on U.S. soil. I don’t think THIS president would abuse that kind of authority (cause I love this president and I respect this president). But the NEXT president might. So we’ve got to be vigilant and StandWithRand. Cause he’s the champion of civil liberties.

      Keep it GREEN!

      • 37 57andfemale
        October 31, 2013 at 5:47 pm

        Thank you for your concern. I’m glad you have the enthusiasm, because most of us on the left just have none…….

        • 39 Vicki
          October 31, 2013 at 6:08 pm

          No enthusiam whatsoever for This president Markos.
          I ask you….One million small donations in 2008 and only Three million of those small donors in 2012. In 4 yearss only an increase of Two million????
          Mitt would have done so much better.

          • 40 GGail
            October 31, 2013 at 6:13 pm

            (waking up) HUH, did somebody FINALLY mention my name??????

            I’m the most forgotten Presidential Candidate in the WHOLE USA!!! 😦

  15. 41 Jovie
    October 31, 2013 at 5:10 pm

  16. 42 57andfemale
    October 31, 2013 at 5:11 pm

    This may be the most fun I’ve had at TOD since PBO beat the shit out of that whiny jackass who believed Dick Morris’ mythical polls.

  17. 44 cookemom
    October 31, 2013 at 5:12 pm

    I wasn’t assigned a character to be for the TOD Halloween party, so I’ll be Rafalca interviewing for a job with the traveling rodeo.

    Interviewer: “So Rafalca, do you think you’d have been better off romping on the Withe House south lawn??”

    Ralfalca: “As a horse of course, of course. However, with those folks that made me dressage for them……neeeeiiiiigggghhhh”

    • 45 hopefruit2
      October 31, 2013 at 5:17 pm

      Then you need to take that up with Miss Ann (tnmtngirl)

      • 46 cookemom
        October 31, 2013 at 5:19 pm

        I must have missed my assignment, cause I’ve just been informed that I was indeed included, for which I’m eternally grateful. I was getting saddle sores and the shoes nailed to my feet were killing me.

        I still don’t know who I’m suppose to be. That’s ok though, cause I gotta make a goblin run.

        • 47 hopefruit2
          October 31, 2013 at 5:20 pm

          I think I assigned you on the previous thread, but don’t remember what it was 🙂 Will check back and report!

          • 48 57andfemale
            October 31, 2013 at 5:23 pm

            Effing brilliant, you are. Effing brilliant.

          • 49 GGail
            October 31, 2013 at 6:16 pm

            Chuckie,
            Willard here…..I’m the most ignored person who ONCE was important and let me tell you….I’m NOT HAPPY!!!

            Even my money is not making me HAPPY today. I don’t like being ignored 😦

            • 50 hopefruit2
              October 31, 2013 at 6:20 pm

              Well, I’ve got fantastic news for you Mr. President. David Gregory announced that you will be on his Sunday “I heart the GOP” show, otherwise known as Meet the Press. I’m not lying, Mr. President -governor.

  18. 51 hopefruit2
    October 31, 2013 at 5:12 pm

    Just in time for our TOD Halloween party! 🙂

  19. 52 misspat
    October 31, 2013 at 5:14 pm

    It’s me The Donald. I will be back soon, I can’t seem to get my hair to look right. I used six cans of hair spray already.

  20. October 31, 2013 at 5:16 pm

    Waaaaaaaaaaa….Hopefruit…No costume for me??? Ok…I will just be one of those random pundits they drag from under the rock to bring on TV and blame Obama for everything! (No disrespect for my President, but that’s how the classify him ALL.THE.TIME)!

  21. October 31, 2013 at 5:20 pm

    I wasn’t assigned a character to be for the TOD Halloween party either, so I’ll be a famous person from my state – Chuckles Grassley! Then I get to say things like “I’m in WARSHINGTON” and “death panels for Grandma” and “hey, I hit a deer” and “court packing”.

  22. October 31, 2013 at 5:20 pm

    In the real world …. not Ezra’s alternate universe …..

  23. 63 utaustinliberal
    October 31, 2013 at 5:21 pm

    Karl Rove here. Would just like to say a big thank you to Glenn Greenwald for being a friend of the Bushes and the Kochs. You’re doing fantastic, friend.

    Also, I will soon finish counting all the votes in Ohio, just in time for Mitt Romney to be sworn in as POTUS in 20200000000.

    • 64 hopefruit2
      October 31, 2013 at 5:23 pm

      I have a lovely pic for you Mr. Rove – this speaks to your brilliance and success as a business politician.

    • October 31, 2013 at 5:23 pm

      My pleasure Karl, together we can achieve our goal: de-elect the Obama guy. #Forward

    • 66 cookemom
      October 31, 2013 at 5:25 pm

      Please hang in there Karl. As Rafalca, I can think of nothing better than checking out that garden everyone’s been talking about. That is, if you know who, doesn’t decide to strap me onto the top of car on the way down Pennsylvania Ave on the way .

      • 67 hopefruit2
        October 31, 2013 at 5:29 pm

        Will you be at the 2016 Olympics in Rio? That would be treat, because we can interview you, Ann, and President Romney in an exclusive MSNBC special. Please consider this an advance invitation.
        Love,Chuck

  24. 68 utaustinliberal
    October 31, 2013 at 5:21 pm

    So cool.

  25. 69 utaustinliberal
    October 31, 2013 at 5:24 pm

  26. 71 susanne
    October 31, 2013 at 5:27 pm

    ed schultz here-
    busy checking in with conservative columnist charles kraut-hower, what’s his name, i mean kraut-hammer. big story. i don’t pay much attention to the guy, he’s a nobody, but… listen to him now! let’s give him our full attention here!

  27. 75 utaustinliberal
    October 31, 2013 at 5:31 pm

    Love the WH.

  28. 76 Roberta in MN
    October 31, 2013 at 5:32 pm

    Good Evening (Pierce Morgan here) I’m not here to share information just ask stupid questions and get stupid answers. Now about those guns i the USA? Ya know, we Brits don’t carry & conceal, (well just conceal).

  29. 77 anniebella
    October 31, 2013 at 5:32 pm

    Where is POTUS and FLOTUS?

  30. October 31, 2013 at 5:33 pm

    Congrats SW, from the Happiest animal here! Mitt’s runaway dog, Seamus. Did you know they started a campaign in my honor, Dogs4Obama? And President Obama won! Roof! Roof no more. 😉

    • October 31, 2013 at 6:04 pm

      Thanks CarolMae!

      (Van Jones) Congrats Seamus for liberating yourself from the mistreatment of the affluent, cheap patriots. Maybe Rafalca will find that same freedom one day soon.

  31. 83 Layla
    October 31, 2013 at 5:34 pm

    “I am a steaming TURD”!!! I am Paul Ryan and I approve this message!!! Fuck you America!

  32. 85 donna dem 4 obama
    October 31, 2013 at 5:35 pm

    Some Ron Paul Revolution Music to get this party started 😯 😯 😯

    Go on…I know you can’t keep still you are all dancing around in your rooms. Admit it!!!

  33. 86 hopefruit2
    October 31, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    This is Chuck Todd, live reporting from the WH Halloween trick or treat.

    Mrs Obama and First Grandma are dressed up for the event, but President Obama isn’t. I’m not sure what that means, but it can’t be anything good. In fact, senior WH officials I’ve spoken to tell me that the President doesn’t care about anything these days. It speaks to the lack of enthusiasm that I’ve been referencing since way back in 2011. I will have an update on the event later!

  34. 89 japa21
    October 31, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    Wolf Blitzer here again. We have breaking news, although I have to tell you I am skeptical about this, but what the Hell, they write, I read.

    In Northwest Suburban Chicago there is a house where, despite Trick or Treating hours having been in effect almost 2 hours, not one kid has shown up yet.

    I may have to send my friend Mark Knoller over there to count how much candy is left, assuming he doesn’t eat it all.

    • 90 japa21
      October 31, 2013 at 5:43 pm

      Non-Wolf here. The above story is true, although Wolf may be a little skeptical of it. It is rainy, but not that hard…brief break Did just have two show up.

    • 91 donna dem 4 obama
      October 31, 2013 at 5:44 pm

      😆 Hollering 😆 at “but what the Hell, they write, I read. 😆 😆 😆

  35. October 31, 2013 at 5:45 pm

  36. October 31, 2013 at 5:46 pm

    Coming out of character for a moment to share this: I WANT A PUB ON A PLANE!!!

  37. 101 criquet
    October 31, 2013 at 5:52 pm

    Cenk Uygur checking in and letting you know that I have an email blast coming so get your donations ready because we need to put some ads out telling Obama {he does not use Pres before}( that sell-out corporatist, drone using DINO) not to cave because we know he will whatever is happening next. DONATE….. I need to keep on the web cause no one will have me on cable.

    • 102 hopefruit2
      October 31, 2013 at 6:16 pm

      Maybe you should write a diary on Old Orange, Mr. Ugygur. It will shoot to #1 on the rec list. I think that site is ripe for another Obama-drone diary!

  38. 103 Jovie
    October 31, 2013 at 5:56 pm

    Really?

  39. October 31, 2013 at 5:56 pm

    Chris here. Make sure to use hashtag #inners when tweeting my brilliance. Or #uppers. Fuck, which one is it? Doesn’t matter, because my grandmother could be the only one watching me and Phil WON’T FUCKING FIRE ME EVER!! Hahahahahahahahaha! Eat it, Obot losers!

  40. 109 vcprezofan2
    October 31, 2013 at 5:57 pm

    (InaneKnoller) No proof OFaA or some other WH connected group isn’t starting to radicalize our young people.

  41. 110 utaustinliberal
    October 31, 2013 at 5:59 pm

    Nice.

  42. 111 japa21
    October 31, 2013 at 5:59 pm

    Wolf Blitzer with a Special Report from the Situation Room. Some in Washington (we believe it originated with O’Reilly at Fox, but it may have been Glenn Beck, both of whom are reliable sources) suggest that the WH celebration of Halloween is heavily tilted toward the satanic costumery. Suggestions have been made that this is just the opening salvo in the year’s War on Christmas and the attempt to wipe out Christianity in this country. Now again, this is just something that has been mentioned, and we will let the viewer determine the credibility of this. But as you do, remember this is CNN The Most Trusted Name in News would we lie to you?

    • 112 forus50
      October 31, 2013 at 6:12 pm

      japa THIS IS SCARY it’s so accurate.

    • 113 hopefruit2
      October 31, 2013 at 6:14 pm

      Wolf, this is going to be a huge, HUGE problem for this administration. In fact, WH officials I’ve spoken to tell me that the President will spend the better half of next year defending the costumes and sacrilegious imagery, and this is really not something he wants to be doing over the next few months, when he has to worry about immigration reform, Obamacare, and the government shutdown deadline.

      This could really impact his polling, and the enthusiasm for the Democrats in midterms. Thanks for bringing this exclusive to us, and we will have some updates later!

  43. 115 LadyTNT
    October 31, 2013 at 6:00 pm

    Hey Hopefruit, if one of the TOD peeps assigned a character doesn’t later on, is it ok to fill in for them?

    • 116 hopefruit2
      October 31, 2013 at 6:07 pm

      Definitely! Please do 🙂

    • 117 carolyn
      October 31, 2013 at 6:13 pm

      Lady TNT…you can be the totally exciting!!!!!(NOT) Jake Tapper this evening. I’m going to the college to see my students perform in The Pirates of Penzance, so I’ve got to start getting rid of the concern-frown of his now, and get ready to relax and enjoy my students. Welcome to Jake….My face is tired from his frown today……..

      • 118 LadyTNT
        October 31, 2013 at 6:18 pm

        Great, thanks HF!! And Carolyn, I had my eyes set on the poverty pimps, either Cornel or Tavis. Lol, I have no clue how to portray Jake Tapper. Is he the one that put out the article about the emails?

  44. 119 Layla
    October 31, 2013 at 6:05 pm

    Hey fools!! Paul Ryan here again….I am a steaming TURD but I love it…see..

    • 120 hopefruit2
      October 31, 2013 at 6:09 pm

      How are the workouts coming along Mr. Ryan? We hope to do an MSNBC special feature about you, titled “Keeping Fit with Paul Ryan.” I guarantee you, it will blow Michelle Obama’s “let’s move” campaign out of the water. We will then have some polling data to share with everyone.

  45. 122 vcprezofan2
    October 31, 2013 at 6:14 pm

    [Straight from the horse’s mouth (or his twitter feed), I think he forgot to count each. Also, didn’t I tell you earlier he was peeved he didn’t get any treats from yesterday’s harvest. I was right. 😉 ]

    (InaneKnoller) WH Treats tonight for Trick-or-Treaters will include: Box of WH M&Ms, Beans, WH Sweet Dough Butter Cookies; Dried Fruit.
    Even the dried fruit better than a head of cabbage or kale from the vegetable garden, harvested yesterday.

  46. 123 hopefruit2
    October 31, 2013 at 6:22 pm

    Hmmm….

  47. 124 Nena20409
    October 31, 2013 at 6:36 pm

    Wow…..Lady Chips…..You delivered as you promised. Wow, I love what you did. This is brilliant. Fantastic. Wow.

    Thank you soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    much. You simply Rock, Lady Chips.

  48. 125 globalcitizenlinda
    October 31, 2013 at 8:06 pm

    Katrina Nation here,

    Now if only PBO could listen and take care of the civil liberties and not be like Bush – by using this celebration these days of trick and treating to “collect the information” on the kids he has invited;

    HRC would certainly have done better

  49. October 31, 2013 at 9:50 pm

    Michelle Malkin here, checking in late because soooooo concerned about broken education system! I love those little greenies – I mean cuties! Cuties! Just think of the money! No NO CHILDREN!! Yes children in their little greenback costumes – no no NOT money, NOt NOT!! I mean it! It’s all about the MO-CHEEEEEELLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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