A Funny Tweet Or Two












120 Responses to “A Funny Tweet Or Two”

  1. 1 nathkatun7
    February 22, 2014 at 7:32 pm

    Good afternoon/evening NW, TOD folks!

  2. 15 Nerdy Wonka
    February 22, 2014 at 7:38 pm

    I saw this tweet, cracked up super hard, and thought of Bob. Bob? I don’t know why, but here you go.

  3. 23 JER
    February 22, 2014 at 7:44 pm

  4. 24 nathkatun7
    February 22, 2014 at 7:45 pm

    Thanks for the laughs, Nerdy Wonk! I especially liked the Ramos girl’s “Arizona was probably home schooled.” Obviously this does not include DF and all the wonderful TOD people in Arizona. I’ve been nudging DF to think about moving to CA.

    • 25 Desertflower
      February 22, 2014 at 8:11 pm

      Love, if I could afford to move to CA I would already be there! When that day comes, and it will, you’ll see me with a big smile on my face. Happy to see you, and sanity

      • 26 nathkatun7
        February 22, 2014 at 8:21 pm

        DF, you are right about the cost of living in CA. When that time comes we will welcome you with open arms.

        • 27 Desertflower
          February 22, 2014 at 8:53 pm

          Thank you ! I’d settle for a small shack close to the beach:) kidding…. Only it dreams . What I have now would be way out of my price range on CA… I’d have to downsize to a tent or something

          • 28 nathkatun7
            February 22, 2014 at 9:04 pm

            “Thank you ! Iโ€™d settle for a small shack close to the beach.”

            How close? Is 30-45 minutes drive to the beach close enough? Here in SD, the prices for all the places very close to beach is prohibitive.

    • 29 yardarm756
      February 22, 2014 at 9:29 pm

      I’ll be damn. You must have gotten outta the coffin before sun down! :lol;…congrats on first Bro.

      • 30 nathkatun7
        February 22, 2014 at 10:56 pm

        Thank you very much, Bro! The surprise and excitement of seeing me name at the top almost sent me to the coffin. I hope all is well with you in your frozen tundra. From what I read here, you folks are having a crazy and tough winter.

        • 31 yardarm756
          February 22, 2014 at 11:25 pm

          You don’t know the half of it. Lou Rawls called it “The Hawk”. We got too much and ya’ll need some. ๐Ÿ˜€

          • 32 nathkatun7
            February 23, 2014 at 1:19 am

            You are so right! We certainly could use some of your snow and rain to deal with the terrible draught we are going through.

            • 33 yardarm756
              February 23, 2014 at 1:44 am

              If only there were some way we could pack-up some of this snow and ship it to you folks. Now there’s a pipeline that folks wouldn’t gripe about, I bet. Dump snow in and get water out.

            • 34 yardarm756
              February 23, 2014 at 1:46 am

              Do you have an e-mail address? I got some stuff you might like. You can get mine by clicking on my avatar.

              • 35 nathkatun7
                February 23, 2014 at 2:34 am

                I sent you my e-mail address! If you didn’t get it let me know. I would definitely love to hear from you. I am sure I will like everything you share with me. You obviously already know how I deeply appreciate everything (music, humor, history, personal experience and words of wisdom) you share with us at TOD.

  5. 37 99ts
    February 22, 2014 at 7:49 pm

    There surely is some funny on twitter – ty NW – I never do find it alone.

  6. 38 susanne
    February 22, 2014 at 7:54 pm

    a new thread, another reminder: vote for meta’s blog! if you voted earlier this week, it’s time to vote again–that was the ‘nomination’ round, and this is the ‘winner’ round!


    right now, pastry studio is tied with the awful jenni field! gotv tods!
    (okay, i actually know nothing about jenni field, and i’m truly sorry if she’s a very nice person, but her blog is now advertising slim fast. that is all.)

  7. 51 Nerdy Wonka
    February 22, 2014 at 8:00 pm

    • February 22, 2014 at 11:08 pm

      Wasn’t it John McCain’s campaign manager that also was some sort of advisOr for the Country Georgia? I was always suspicious of the eruption between Russia and Georgia towards the end of that campaign. It seemed like an October Surprise kind of move to me. John McCain polled having more confidence in the foreign relations category. His manager had Georgia as a client. The International skirmish occurred at an opportune time for McCain. I remember that it happened prior to Senator Obama choosing his VP and that Biden made a trip to Georgia to de-escalate the situation. I also remember Hillary’s advisor also advising some S American Country.

  8. 53 anniebella
    February 22, 2014 at 8:01 pm

    Why isn’t Gov. Christie attending the Governors Dinner tomorrow night at the WH.? I don’t care if he doesn’t attend.

    • 54 anniebella
      February 22, 2014 at 8:04 pm

      Maybe he is keeping his distance from POTUS, he don’t want the only people who is supporting him to see him in a picture with POTUS. You know how those racists righties are.

    • 59 99ts
      February 22, 2014 at 8:49 pm

      He’s somewhere else raising money for the GOP – they like people like Christie who ignore democracy and lead via favors to those who support the party and hit hard on those who do not.

  9. 60 japa21
    February 22, 2014 at 8:01 pm

    Just was the 21st ote for meta. Currently leading the pack. Will now go and register with my wife’s email and cast a vote on her behalf, then my work email.

  10. 63 mtmarilyn
    February 22, 2014 at 8:12 pm

    Good evening TODville. Thanks for the laughs NW!!! We need them right now. We are preparing for a winter storm. They say we could get anywhere between 8-24″ of snow tomorrow.

    I have been inside flipping thru the channels and I found this wonderful series called “Dancing on the Edge” it’s about the Louis Lester Band in England in the 30’s. There are 5 1hr shows at the end of the series they interview the real members of the band. Has anyone here heard of this band? I am in the 3rd of the 5 show series.

  11. February 22, 2014 at 8:28 pm

  12. February 22, 2014 at 8:36 pm

  13. February 22, 2014 at 8:40 pm

    Hello all, congrats Nathan, thanks for all the tweets NW! One more. . .

  14. February 22, 2014 at 8:46 pm

    “Even long time activists, who have seen their stately capital Kyiv rapidly cross-hatched with barricades and lines of burning tires, are stunned by the changes that have transformed the city over the past 48 hours.

    Goneโ€”almostโ€”is the tension. There are grim reminders everywhere of battles just ended and the deaths of close to 100 demonstrators: blood still visible amid the debris of fortifications; cases of Molotov cocktails; the pervasive smell of soot.

    But the police and security forces have simply melted away, leaving the scarred centre of Kyiv entirely in the hands of protesters and ordinary people.

    Remarkably, there is no triumphal violence and looting, or even disorder. Traffic flow is maintained by volunteers, as is security in and out of major public spaces. Medical care, along with food and drink, is provided free of charge. Volunteers sweep garbage from highway curbs. It feels as though the regular political hierarchy has been replaced by a collective revolutionary one. Drivers at intersections obey young men wearing haphazard uniforms and helmets not because they are afraid of them, but because they believe in them, and want this experiment in self-government to work.”

      • February 22, 2014 at 8:58 pm

        Worthwhile perspectives ….

        ” Out of Hell, a new hope for a proud people

        Like many of you, our friends, my wife and I have been literally rooted to our chairs as we watched events in our beloved Ukraine roll out, ever since those terrible days in Kyiv last November when Ukrainians began to die because of the brutality of Yanukovychโ€™s Berkut. Since then, many, many more innocents have sacrificed themselves to protest injustice, tryanny and corruption. Ukrainians have been incredibly brave throughout all this. They have withstood freezing cold, Militia attacks, titushki beatings, kidnappings, torture, murder, Berkut Molotov cocktails and finally, an ultimate horror, the cold-blooded, merciless snipers of their own governmentโ€™s security forces …


        “One little known fact most Americans are not aware of is that Ukraineโ€™s 40 million citizens legally possess more than 2 million private firearms: 400,000 of them are in Kyiv alone. And yet, even in the face of murderous provocation and killings by the police and Berkut, very few of those privately owned firearms were ever raised in anger, even against their tormentors: the ratio of citizens killed to police casualties was over 10 to 1. It tells us that Ukrainians are a people possessing extraordinary restraint and respect for life, because if every private gun in Ukraine had been fired in anger, the dead would be in the many thousands by now. But Ukrainians are not ordinary people. With few exceptions, they are gentle, friendly, kind, loving and welcoming to strangers. They understand firsthand what it is like to suffer at the hands of others. In short, Ukrainians define what it means to be a civilized people. They paid for this label with the endurance and restraint they demonstrated even as they suffered injustice after injustice.”

        More at the link in this tweet:

    • 72 CEB
      February 23, 2014 at 8:56 am

      Thank you Bob for keeping us informed about the situation in the Ukraine for months, long before the msm (as usual late and incomplete) starting mentioning it because they were so concerned with Justin B. and Miley C. These days the national media seems to get its info. from blogs and twitter. In this new information age they have never been first or accurate about anything of import like the Arab Spring and the euromaiden crisis. You and others have been a life-line to those in other countries who are fighting for freedom and dignity. I really appreciate all that you do to make the world a better place. Information, getting the story out, and enlisting aid for freedom’s cause is an ambassador’s role that you beautifully uphold.

  15. February 22, 2014 at 9:03 pm

    In the spirit of NW ‘funny tweets’ …

    … parody Yanukovych account ๐Ÿ™‚

  16. February 22, 2014 at 9:05 pm

    “Help us honor our fallen heroes of Ukraine by tweeting in their honor all day Sunday, especially during the Olympic Closing Ceremonies.
    *Remember — you can tweet your status again after about an hour, so please tweet these tweets ALL DAY*”

    Copy and Paste Tweets are here:

    Click-to-tweet links are here: http://www.maidanhotspot.com/twitter-storm-in-memoriam

  17. February 22, 2014 at 9:15 pm

    “Sunday 23 February 2014
    This crisis is about what’s best for Ukraine, not Russia

    …. We must remember that this crisis began in November, when President Yanukovych walked away from an agreement with Europe that would have granted Ukraine access to the EUโ€™s single market. Given the desire of the Ukrainian people to seek closer ties with Europe, it would be wrong for the EU to close the door on that possibility. Despite the current uncertainty, the high-level EU team of mediators, including the French, German, and Polish foreign ministers, should stay engaged, and should try to work with all sides to prevent a further flare-up of violence as events develop on the ground.

    The UK government has had a noticeably low profile as the crisis unfolded. But we must recognise that the number of people killed in Ukraine last week is a tragic expression of the gravity of the crisis. The streets of Kiev have revealed a geopolitical fault line between Russia and the West.

    President Obama was right to say that Ukraine can no longer be seen as part of a โ€œCold War chess boardโ€. More than 20 years after the Berlin Wall fell we should not see a new era of 20th-century satellite states take hold on the 21st-century European continent. President Putin is known for his zero-sum approach to foreign affairs โ€“ but what happens in Ukraine cannot just be about judging what makes sense for Russia. It must be about what works for the people of Ukraine.”


    • 83 LDS
      February 22, 2014 at 9:32 pm

      Mr. Bobfr, thank you for keeping us informed here on what is going on in Ukraine. The death of so many people is heartfelt. Our President knows what to say in crucial times here and foreign countries as well. I am grateful.

  18. 84 LDS
    February 22, 2014 at 9:20 pm

    Hello TOD!
    Watching the N.A.A.C.P. Image Awards.
    This makes me so proud because it is a time when you feel love and not tension. But most importantly you feel the artists are glad to be there not competing with each other only glad to acknowledge their professions and what hard work, determination and sacrifice it took to get there. It is one time when I feel they do not need the validation of the Acadamey Award!

  19. 85 Jeff
    February 22, 2014 at 9:22 pm

    Watching house of cards… Not sure if I like this show because it seems to have a heavy anti-Union bias. Is the main character supposed to be a democrat? If so Kevin Spacey isn’t as good of an actor as I thought.

  20. 86 yardarm756
    February 22, 2014 at 9:33 pm

    Time is like a river.
    You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life. As a Bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country.

    As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn’t stop for directions.

    I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play.

    The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I’ve never played before for this homeless man. And as I played “Amazing Grace”, the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head was hung low, my heart was full.

    As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I never seen nothing like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”

    Apparently I’m still lost…

  21. 89 amk for obama
    February 22, 2014 at 10:04 pm

    The dividing line between heaven and hell.

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  22. 90 sherijr
    February 22, 2014 at 10:15 pm

    Voted for Meta earlier- I was 14th, I think… so thanks all who left the link on the previous thread.. we can do this ๐Ÿ™‚

  23. February 22, 2014 at 10:16 pm

  24. 92 amk for obama
    February 22, 2014 at 10:17 pm

  25. 93 amk for obama
    February 22, 2014 at 10:20 pm

  26. February 22, 2014 at 10:21 pm

    Quite moving ….

  27. February 22, 2014 at 10:26 pm

  28. February 22, 2014 at 10:33 pm

    Well, yep ….

    • 97 99ts
      February 23, 2014 at 12:48 am

      Thank you so much Bob for all the reporting – my understanding is so expanded by your information.

      • 99 nathkatun7
        February 23, 2014 at 2:52 am

        99ts, I totally second your appreciation of Bob! Like you, I have learned so much about the heroic struggle by the people Ukraine from all the information and tweets Bobfr has shared with us. Bob is one of the people who make TOD such an enlightening place. Bob’s knowledge of the world, combined with his wisdom and his fearless passion for justice and humanity inspires me so much.

  29. February 22, 2014 at 10:36 pm

  30. 101 hopefruit2
    February 22, 2014 at 10:42 pm

    I gave meta her 35th vote, and happy to see that she’s leading the pack as she should… ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

  31. February 22, 2014 at 10:43 pm

    We do live in the 21st Century ….

  32. February 22, 2014 at 10:45 pm

    Check the photos ….

    …. even 3 days ago I doubt if anyone, anywhere on the planet anticipated seeing these photos!!!

  33. February 22, 2014 at 11:27 pm

    bbl … time to prepare some dinner and be thankful for each precious moment of life ….

  34. February 23, 2014 at 12:24 am

    Another reason to love Joe Biden…

  35. 111 amk for obama
    February 23, 2014 at 1:07 am

  36. February 23, 2014 at 2:28 am

    Perhaps the Closing Ceremonies could actually contribute to a truly democratic Ukraine and a better world.

    … time for some rest …

    #FORWARD Together

  37. February 23, 2014 at 2:36 am

    Before departing … there’s this ….

  38. February 23, 2014 at 6:22 am

    Good Morning TOD… UP early this morning and not sure why!!
    Should be under the covers relaxing.

    Bob…thanks for all the information on Ukraine…

    Meta..I voted and then sent email to over 100 people in my email contact who I know (or hoping) will vote for you (I pressure them)!
    Make this happen people….send to family and friends…META MUST WIN!

    Have a great day everyone.

  39. 119 99ts
    February 23, 2014 at 6:28 am

    Looking at the baking competition – Why is David Lebovitz not in the final? Two of the top five missing from the finals?
    Don’t forget to vote for meta – pastry studio

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