142 Responses to “Forever FLOTUS On Fallon”


  1. 5 desertflower
    December 22, 2018 at 10:45 pm

  2. 9 jacquelineoboomer
    December 23, 2018 at 1:34 am

    Goodnight, TODville. Sweet dreams!

  3. 10 desertflower
    December 23, 2018 at 8:47 am

    Huh. Morning everyone

  4. 11 desertflower
    December 23, 2018 at 9:00 am

  5. 12 desertflower
    December 23, 2018 at 9:02 am

    Dangerous idiot

  6. 13 desertflower
    December 23, 2018 at 9:05 am

    Fucking idiot. He knows nothing about anything… his ‘gut’ is full of Big Macs and Coke. That is all.

    • 14 Beaglemom
      December 24, 2018 at 5:25 pm

      Did the Twitter author, John Oberlin, mean that Erdogan hates the “Kurds” because he does? I’m not so sure he hates the Turks because he is one. One way or the other the Turks have been trying to get rid of as many Kurds as possible, in the wake of Hussein of Iraq doing his best to get rid of them.

  7. 15 desertflower
    December 23, 2018 at 9:11 am

    Just like HE treats people. Like trash he throws away when he’s done.

  8. 16 desertflower
    December 23, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Facts matter. Share this thread

  9. 19 desertflower
    December 23, 2018 at 9:39 am

    I always thought this was the plan he had

  10. 20 Dudette
    December 23, 2018 at 9:45 am

    😁😁😁

  11. 30 desertflower
    December 23, 2018 at 9:55 am

    The ole Middle Finger to Americans. I got mine, fuck you!

  12. 33 Dudette
    December 23, 2018 at 10:12 am

  13. 34 desertflower
    December 23, 2018 at 10:20 am

    A Must See and Share. There are not enough words for me to describe how much I love and appreciate this man.

  14. 37 desertflower
    December 23, 2018 at 10:22 am

  15. 38 Dudette
    December 23, 2018 at 10:31 am

    😆😆😆

  16. 39 Dudette
    December 23, 2018 at 10:32 am

  17. 42 Dudette
    December 23, 2018 at 10:35 am

  18. 43 Dudette
    December 23, 2018 at 10:38 am

  19. 45 Dudette
    December 23, 2018 at 10:43 am

    🚀

  20. 46 Dudette
    December 23, 2018 at 10:45 am

    Me too!

  21. 47 Dudette
    December 23, 2018 at 10:45 am

  22. 48 Dudette
    December 23, 2018 at 10:51 am

    Interestingly, there are two historic events referenced in this picture.

  23. 49 Dudette
    December 23, 2018 at 10:52 am

  24. 50 Dudette
    December 23, 2018 at 10:54 am

  25. 51 Dudette
    December 23, 2018 at 10:56 am

  26. 52 Dudette
    December 23, 2018 at 10:57 am

  27. 53 Dudette
    December 23, 2018 at 10:58 am

  28. 54 Dudette
    December 23, 2018 at 10:59 am

  29. 55 Dudette
    December 23, 2018 at 11:04 am

    🔨🔨🔨

  30. 56 Dudette
    December 23, 2018 at 11:06 am

  31. 57 Dudette
    December 23, 2018 at 11:16 am

    Happy Festivus! 😬
    Missing our resident grump, AMK, today!
    If you’re lurking out there, bro. Hope you are well.

    • 58 mtmarilyn
      December 23, 2018 at 5:30 pm

      Dudette, I so love that keep us up to date with NASA. I love it and all the other goodies you bring to us. I pray you have a wonderful holiday! always know how much we appreciate you!

      • 59 Dudette
        December 23, 2018 at 5:39 pm

        Thank you mtm! I’m so grateful to have you and the rest of the TOD family in my life. I hope your Christmas is filled with so much love and laughter! 😘

        • 60 mtmarilyn
          December 23, 2018 at 10:32 pm

          It is already. Our son is home from Malaysia for 2 weeks. It’s been very special. Also this year we decided no gifts, just time together and of course food, lots of food. This has been so fun and so relaxing. You continue taking care of yourself and enjoying all your family.

          • 61 mtmarilyn
            December 23, 2018 at 10:34 pm

            And movies. We went to see Mary Poppins Returns. I highly recommend it. And tomorrow we are going to see Aquaman. .

  32. December 23, 2018 at 11:34 am

  33. 63 desertflower
    December 23, 2018 at 11:51 am

  34. 65 desertflower
    December 23, 2018 at 11:53 am

    I miss you, amk. I wish you a Happy New Year. Hope your family and amazing children are well

  35. 69 Dudette
    December 23, 2018 at 12:10 pm

    Follow up to the story about the lady who baked poundcake for the neighbor playing loud music.

  36. December 23, 2018 at 12:28 pm

  37. 77 Dudette
    December 23, 2018 at 12:41 pm

    No licking in the face 🤮

  38. December 23, 2018 at 12:58 pm

    • 83 jacquelineoboomer
      December 23, 2018 at 3:58 pm

      Wow. And Pete’s even referring to loser trump as “Minus” now! Cannot wait until “Minus” resigns, which may never happen, but doesn’t mean we’ll stop wanting it.

  39. 84 JER
    December 23, 2018 at 2:20 pm

  40. 86 desertflower
    December 23, 2018 at 2:38 pm

    Watch that last step. It’s a doozy. WTAF

  41. 87 desertflower
    December 23, 2018 at 2:42 pm

    Just FYI

  42. 88 desertflower
    December 23, 2018 at 3:05 pm

  43. 89 desertflower
    December 23, 2018 at 3:45 pm

  44. 90 jacquelineoboomer
    December 23, 2018 at 3:50 pm

    I’m sure his hashtag didn’t mean the “gunsburg” part – but otherwise love this!

  45. 91 desertflower
    December 23, 2018 at 3:50 pm

    There’s more recipients of this dark money where this came from

  46. 92 jacquelineoboomer
    December 23, 2018 at 4:05 pm

  47. 93 jacquelineoboomer
    December 23, 2018 at 4:08 pm

    More salt in the wounds for trump. Yay!

  48. 94 jacquelineoboomer
    December 23, 2018 at 4:12 pm

    Love how Susan Rice is speaking out, among so many others!

  49. 95 desertflower
    December 23, 2018 at 5:15 pm

  50. December 23, 2018 at 5:38 pm

    ..not so long ago

  51. 102 Dudette
    December 23, 2018 at 6:39 pm

  52. 103 desertflower
    December 23, 2018 at 7:32 pm

    He’s such a fucking useless chickenshit

    • 104 desertflower
      December 23, 2018 at 7:39 pm

      • 105 Hillary Darton
        December 23, 2018 at 7:51 pm

        John Dean, you are so right, and the politicians who look the other way when it comes to Trump is just classless, clueless as Trump.

  53. December 23, 2018 at 9:44 pm

  54. December 23, 2018 at 9:51 pm

  55. December 24, 2018 at 3:27 am

  56. 117 desertflower
    December 24, 2018 at 7:56 am

    Morning everyone

  57. 122 JER
    December 24, 2018 at 9:01 am

  58. 124 Dudette
    December 24, 2018 at 9:15 am

    Merry Christmas Everybody!
    🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

  59. 125 Dudette
    December 24, 2018 at 9:16 am

  60. 126 Dudette
    December 24, 2018 at 9:17 am

  61. 127 rikyrah
    December 24, 2018 at 9:18 am

    BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA H HA HA HA HA

    ‘Twas The Night Before Mueller

    ‘Twas the night before Christmas
    when thro’ the White House,
    Not an immigrant was stirring, not even his spouse;
    The McDonald’s was wrapped up by the pillow with care,
    Just in case POTUS got hungry while there;

    The two eldest boys were asleep in their beds,
    While visions of Fox News anchors danc’d in their heads,
    And Melania in her night gown, ignoring my tap,
    Had just turned away for her long winter’s nap-

    When out on the south lawn there arose such a clatter,
    I turned off Rush Limbaugh to see what was the matter.
    To the window I went as the dark room unwinds,
    Hiked up my undies, and opened the blinds.

    The moon on my eyes was more kind than the eclipse,
    Illuminating the lawn cut by the boy who didn’t take tips;
    When, what to my failing eyes did befell,
    But a humming black van with the words SPECIAL COUNSEL,

    With a spirited driver, an oh-so-clever looking fella,
    I knew in a moment it must be Robert Mueller!

    More rapid than eagles, his prosecutors came,
    As I drew in my head, he calmly called them by name:
    “Now! Ahmad, now! Goldstein, now! Quarles, and Zebley,
    “On! Van Grack, on! Quarles, on! Zelinsky and Dickey;
    “To the top of Mar-a-lago! To the bottom of Trump Tower!
    Now seize everything! everything! take all his power!”

    Like an unraked forest that a fire had burned,
    This whirlwind of activity would leave no stone unturned;
    So ascending the roof, the team somehow flew,
    With their black, sturdy van and Robert Mueller too:

    And then, in a flash, I heard them up above,
    Sweeping for evidence, each wearing a black, leather glove.
    Knowing they were looking was not good for my health,
    To make matters worse, I suddenly saw Mueller himself:

    He’d snuck in the side door and was dressed in a suit,
    When he saw my reaction he let out a hoot;
    A bundle of evidence stored in his briefcase,
    And he look’d relieved, like he’d just won the race:

    His eyes – how they twinkled! His jawline so firm,
    His cheeks were like roses, his nose oh so stern;
    His lips were pursed, like he’d something to say,
    He was very clean cut, with no stubble that day;

    He took out a cigar and lighter from the vest that he wore,
    His smoke rings were perfect, he had done this before.
    He had an honest face, and a veteran’s physique
    He was tall and athletic and in no way meek

    He was scary and strong and so much smarter than I
    I peed my pants a bit and couldn’t help but cry

    A wink of his eye and a nod of his head
    Soon let me know that I had everything to dread

    He spoke not a word, but continued his job,
    And found all my tapes, even the ones from the mob,

    And pointing at me was a man so big and so large,
    He shook his head and back out the side door he’d charge

    He returned to his van, to his team gave a shout,
    Seventeen of them came, carrying evidence out:
    But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight-
    Mueller Christmas Donald, enjoy your last night!

  62. 129 desertflower
    December 24, 2018 at 9:26 am

    Feel safe yet?

  63. 130 desertflower
    December 24, 2018 at 9:32 am

    Important Must Read/ Share

  64. 131 Jey
    December 24, 2018 at 10:04 am

    Good Morning everyone.

    Until PP’s supporters are feeling the pain financially they will still support the POS. They have shown that a person’s character has no bearing whatsoever. It’s scary to think what they are teaching their children.

    Honestly I think the US and the whole world has PTSD from this idiot. My plan this week is to stay away from the news.

    I am going to attempt baking a carrot cake for the first time (sending up a prayer that it turns out ok). – LOL.. still searching for that ‘right recipes. I am not a fan of vegetable oil (prefer butter) in my baking. 🤔

    Merry Christmas everyone!

    • 132 desertflower
      December 24, 2018 at 10:28 am

      Carrot cake:) with cream cheese frosting….. YUM!!

      • 133 Jey
        December 24, 2018 at 10:43 am

        For sure DF. Store bought carrot cake just does not cut it. I believe they use vegetable shortening in their frosting.
        At this point j don’t who is quaking more in their boots .. Putin’s Puppet – thinking of all the legal doom and gloom OR me – at the thought of baking a carrot cake 🤣.

  65. 134 rikyrah
    December 24, 2018 at 10:29 am

    Normal corruption scandal highlights distorted news climate

    Rachel Maddow shares the details of an old-fashioned example of political self-dealing corruption reported in the New York Times that is almost refreshing in the era of globe-shaking Trump scandals.
    Dec. 21, 2018

  66. 135 desertflower
    December 24, 2018 at 11:31 am

    If this is not illegal already, it SHOULD be!!

  67. 142 rikyrah
    December 24, 2018 at 1:19 pm

    Short trading day for the Holidays.

    At the close

    DOWN 653!!

    Can’t take all this winning.


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