"Omg"
"Yoooooo"
"Agsgsgsh!!!!"
"Nah thats photoshopped"
- if twitter was around on the 1st Resurrection sunday
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Desus (@desusnice) April 20, 2025
Happy Easter Sunday. And now an apropos cartoon. http://t.co/y8fueSkEDw
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Christian DeFeo (@doctorcdf) April 20, 2025
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If ur suit has over 3 buttons God's letting ur prayers go straight to voicemail
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Desus (@desusnice) April 20, 2025
YES, LORD. LAIDT TO THE RISEN JESUS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR. EASTER HAIR FASHIONS ON POINT. http://t.co/BwsBWN7W5b
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michael (@emptychampagne) April 19, 2025
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THE NEW 10 COMMANDMENTS
1 Laugh.
2 Read.
3 Say please.
4 Floss.
5 Doubt.
6 Exercise.
7 Learn.
8 Don't hate.
9 Cut the bullshit.
10 Chill.
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 20, 2025
Or maybe this? This is surely Jesus approved for celebration of his resurrection. http://t.co/w7qugULUfH
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michael (@emptychampagne) April 19, 2025
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This is what happens when Chips cooks
Jesus gonna become an atheist when he sees this RT @POPSS0N: Easter lunch. Thank you lord. http://t.co/N9ce4J0NX5
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Desus (@desusnice) April 20, 2025
Jesus didn't die for this meal rt "@POPSS0N: Easter lunch. Thank you lord. http://t.co/FnPc1B1Jal”
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Steph B-More™ (@StephBMore) April 20, 2025
The Lord missed y'all this year “@POPSS0N: Easter lunch. Thank you lord. http://t.co/xdf2khnfes”
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BLIND JASON (@CheefPolo) April 20, 2025
A piece of tilapia and Kraft...what god do u serve @POPSS0N Easter lunch. Thank you lord. http://t.co/m2kBRbzUDb
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House, MD
(@JOCKATRON) April 20, 2025
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Why, Chips. WHY?!
Dawg just took a fish that washed up on the beach and put it on his plate “@POPSS0N: Easter lunch. Thank you lord. http://t.co/a1fbWoXo12”
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Connor Andrews (@ConnorAndrews) April 20, 2025
The Lord don't like disrespect “@POPSS0N: Easter lunch. Thank you lord. http://t.co/SkChJBjOGg”
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King Poohie XIV (@i_EaT_PIE) April 20, 2025
“@POPSS0N: Easter lunch. Thank you lord. http://t.co/c9C620H9o7” coated his fish in dust from the floor
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helina (@hxlina) April 20, 2025
“@POPSS0N: Easter lunch. Thank you lord. http://t.co/jTCGWDrsIp” 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭 tf is that? Sand fish
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Ig|callherdesigner (@CallHerDesigner) April 20, 2025
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Chips? Danny is begging you. Stay out of the kitchen
“@POPSS0N: Easter lunch. Thank you lord. http://t.co/qf34EotfSq” that fish look a stack of snickerdoodle cookies, wtf u season that with?
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ACEMONEYY (@acemoneyy) April 20, 2025
Fish look like when spongebob dropped his ice cream RT @POPSS0N: Easter lunch. Thank you lord. http://t.co/ZicSHxdD7j
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Mr. Feather (@HashtagWhite) April 20, 2025
Sandpaper crusted fish. RT @POPSS0N: Easter lunch. Thank you lord. http://t.co/yMfl6Zwrca
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Pablo Medillín (@LiveFromTheFive) April 20, 2025
“@POPSS0N: Easter lunch. Thank you lord. http://t.co/WW4p11dJK3” That shit look like it was rolled in a sand batter! 😤😷
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BelleDéesse (@Chhaarrii) April 20, 2025
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RIP to all the ppl we lost to marijuana overdoses tho
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Desus (@desusnice) April 20, 2025
The odds of Jesus coming a second time are about the same as those of ANY man coming a second time. #amirightladies
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 20, 2025
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Jesus’s motto was YOLT.
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 20, 2025
Bible doesnt mention it but Rick Ross & Kanye's "Sanctified" was playing when Jesus rose
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Desus (@desusnice) April 20, 2025
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“And he shall rise from the dead on the day of the sweet-smoking plant.” Mary 4:20.
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 20, 2025
White house easter egg hunt is just another example of Obama giving away stuff paid for with our tax money
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Desus (@desusnice) April 20, 2025
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Thinking about ending the world this weekend so I can skip work on Monday.
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 18, 2025
Everything happens for a reason, and the reason is I'm not very good at My job.
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 18, 2025
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The question is not "Why is Instagram not working?", but "Why does the world need another picture of you?" #instagramnotworking
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 12, 2025
If you don't want Me watching you have sex then don't call My name.
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 15, 2025
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McRoberts not only looks like Jesus, he rose just like Jesus did on that third day #message
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Shirley's Grandson (@imfromraleigh) April 20, 2025
vine.co/v/M13hEWu9YbW - The power of Christ COMPELS YOU!
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B. Leroy-Targaryen (@Parkour_Lewis) April 20, 2025
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Wisdom from a six year old http://t.co/5AxkSpaUGX
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Life Help (@LifeHeIp) April 19, 2025
My selfie game be like. http://t.co/HGzrw7RiJz
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Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) April 20, 2025

























Hey NW.
Yeah!! Tweet time.
LOL. Enjoy.
Hello everyone. It’s been a nice quiet day.
Oiiiiiiiii!!!! That dish looks delicious! I would be proud to cook it. Ish.
:-)
Thank yoooooooou Nerdy, you RASCAL!!!
LMAO! God’s new 10 commandments are SPOT ON! :) :)
Afghan presidential candidate Abdullah Abdullah has extended his lead over his rival Ashraf Ghani, according to latest partial results from the presidential election.
Dr Abdullah, a former foreign minister, has 44% of the vote while Mr Ghani has 33%, election officials say. About half the votes have been counted.
About seven million people voted across 34 provinces in the 5 April poll.
A runoff will take place in late May if no candidate gets a majority.
Final results are expected on 14 May. Independent Election Commission chairman Ahmad Yousuf Nouristani has warned that the current statistics are “partial” and “changeable”.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-27096373
Iran President Rouhani urges equal rights for women.
Iranian President Hassan Rouhani has urged equal opportunities and rights for men and women, and condemned sexual discrimination.
In a speech marking Women’s Day, Mr Rouhani criticised “those who consider women’s presence society as a threat” and said Iran still had “a long way to go” to ensure gender equality.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-27099151
while the world moves forward, gop digs deeper.
Developments in Afghanistan (election with large numbers of young voters participating, particularly women) and Iran, through President Rouhani’s leadership, are encouraging, for sure, amk.
#TrustBarack …. he’s clearly inspiring others ….
The national parks were free this weekend, and this guy had good sense to visit and take some stunning pics while there!! :) :)
At the risk of sounding sacrilegious, I totally believe Jesus wanted us to be happy, and that God the Father gave us all a sense of humor to share with each other (if for no other reason than to get through the other parts of life). In that vein …
My favorite tweet response from above: “A piece of tilapia and Kraft … what god do u serve.”
And how many times have my guests asked me that SAME question! Too many!
Or, as Jesus would have written, YOLT.
OMG. That Tweet of God person is hysterical.
He’s sold two books and a play. 😎
Oh the fish tweets!…. Weeeeping! Sides splitting! :-D
Those fish tweets just about killed me when I was putting the post together.
I laughed until tears ran down my face.
Heeee-larious! TY for those!
More funnies today!
And so it begins.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha….now lets see his cult of apologists explain THIS!!! :)
I’m enjoying myself, fer shure.
They are so pathetic!
Snowden is going to wind up in the same category of international laughing-stock as Joe the Plumber and Palin.
I agree with HF’s response - hahahahaha - I just read a little at the link and this had me rotfl
“It certainly didn’t go as he would’ve hoped,” one of these sources said. “I don’t think there’s any shame in saying that he made an error in judgment.”
He made an error in judgement
1. When he believed the b.s. of Greenwald
2. when he stole from the US government
3. when he fled to Hong Kong
4. the biggest - when he flew to Russia
But Russia is freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Have you read it all - it is truly funny - and so damn stupid - that anyone would put themselves in this situation
Yep, I did, thus my schadenfreude.
BWD having fun
BWD @theonlyadult
Greenwald’s TL will be a hoot tomorrow.
and of course Charles Johnson has a post up
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/43304_Even_Snowdens_Camp_Now_Acknowledges_the_Putin_Puppet_Show_Was_a_Disaster
This has to be my favorite sentence
“But it wasn’t easy in Russia, where the press is controlled so tightly by the regime.” Who would have thought?
Yes Indeed! Tzar Putin is, without any doubt, the greatest protector of FREEDOM! You see in Russia, the greatest FREEDOM loving country, every one is free to do whatever they want. Even terrorists are free to plot and plan, without any governments surveillances, acts of terror against innocent Russians.
Got to read it all - a hahahaha in EVERY paragraph
“…. For months, he(Snowden) had been “looking for a situation to prove his critics wrong,” said one of his confidants—a chance to “convey to the public that he feels the same way about mass surveillance in Russia as he did about mass surveillance in the U.S.”
“But it wasn’t easy in Russia, where the press is controlled so tightly by the regime.”
Snowden has discovered the 1st amendment doesn’t apply in Russia - who would have known that. Maybe David Brooks could comment about this - I’m beside myself with the stupid.
My girlfriend from Russia mention this on FB. ;)
Posted a series of tweets on this topic on the 18th in an attempt to educate a fool …. here’s a sampler …
We have re-entered the era of useful idiots.
TOTALLY!
Indeed!
An example of why I am against actually “growing up”:
I know right? That is sooo cute and quite moving actually.
Sweet as anything.
Sitting here watching the local news and this invaded my screen. Cannot believe this whack ball still think this is a winning strategy! [Apologies for those with RWNJ allergy]
Oh Dudette, keep fighting the Red State fight.
Girding my loins for a few months of this crap.
Thank goodness Liz dropped out of the race. . .
I know how you feel, as I was innocently multitasking with TV on while checking out Pinterest. The pins included a few off topic posts that were nasty Obama pins. I had to ignore them since I do not know of anyway to delete those pins and do not want to give them attention through pinning them myself that would just give them a wider circulation. So glad we have this site free of nasty posts.
*So glad we have this site free of nasty posts*
Totally agree, Obama Grandmama! Chips - wherever you are - THANK YOU for setting up those ground rules.
You’re either a medical doctor (aka quack in this case) or a member of Congress, not both. We don’t elect doctors per se. This guy is NUTS, in any event. And NASTY.
The Grio has a nice gallery of 30 Easter-related pics of our First Family, from their first year in the WH (2009) through today. Some of the pics I had never seen prior to tonight. So have a look and enjoy!!! :):)
http://thegrio.com/2014/04/20/happy-easter-celebrate-the-holiday-with-the-obamas-slideshow/#s:president-obama-and-family-go-to-sunday-church
Companies will be forced to list their true owners on a public register in a bid to combat tax evasion and money-laundering, Vince Cable has said.
The business secretary said the list, which could be used by tax authorities, would tackle the “darker side of capitalism”.
The plans follow concerns that opaque UK corporate structures can be used to channel or hide illicit funds.
Campaigners called it an “historic step” in the fight against corruption.
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There are also plans to abolish so-called ‘bearer shares’, which can be transferred untraceably, without the need to register ownership.
And the government also wants to limit the use of corporate directors - where companies, rather than people, are directors of other companies.
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-27099576
Ha! Read that first as Chimpanzees will have to. . .
😎 Out of here. . .
stolen from bj.
People are phenomenal at times.
Great tweet, LL!
Did get a lot of funny retweets after I retweeted it. ;)
My thoughts about david brooks and his ilk:
these people are clamoring for perpetual war;
insults about PBO’s strength & natural endowments is a veiled attempt to goad him into war – a futile waste of time and resources (something that they should know by now based on PBO’s record);
think about it;
remember the many times PBO has been called “weak” or his core value & strength questioned by so many in the beltway political class, media, war-profiteers (domestic and international), the gop and all kinds of lesser-human beings than PBO is?
;
most of these times, it has been about PBO’s stubborn refusal to take the US into another war or a refusal to publicly hit back at the evil gop creatures;
thanks to the decisions of PBO, by the end of this year, the US military will no longer be engaged in significant numbers in large scale wars;
so these imbeciles worry about their greatly reduced war profits and stories of destruction to cover 24/7 on the news for ratings => “shock and awe”;
some believe that a nation at peace with its neighbors is by extrapolation a weak nation => a person demonstrates strength by fighting wars and destroying people and property;
that push for brute strength is part of their under-developed thought process & a revelation of their value systems which is reinforced by such thoughts as these:
after all, PBO has the ultimate authority over the world’s largest stock of the most advanced weaponry;
so why doesn’t PBO prove to the other nations how “strong” he is by unleashing them on any one who dares to cross the US? ;
“ Strong” people fight their way out of a challenge and the person who is standing on the other side or the un-intended consequences be damned;
As long as the fighting force is not someone they know, love and treasure then these military must be used to show “strength” ;
these loud obnoxious voices who insult PBO’s core also publicly express their admiration for small-brained political bullies like putin, g w bush, christie, bibi , lil’ kim uno etc;
same voices are also more likely to side with the extreme portion of the gun nuts and are pushing for the Federal government to engage in a fight with militias like clive bundy of bundyranch circus ;
because they find it hard to stand up and demand a war, they hide the same message behind insults of weakness and manhood;
but luckily for the US and the world, PBO :
(a) doesn’t believe in what he calls “dumb wars”;
(b) has always said war should be a last resort ;
(c) has seen firsthand the damage of war on women and men he and his predecessors have sent into battle;
(d) promised the nation in multiple speeches that he is determined to put an end to US’ perpetual wars ;
(e) is confident in his internal guiding light that he does not need the acceptance and re-affirmation from the shallow and intellectually-challenged beltway personalities;
and
(f) is stubborn enough to ignore personal insults and stick to the decision he makes once has listened to deep deliberations and conflicting opinions from knowledgeable minds ;
so I expect PBO to brush this dirt off his shoulder and press on;
like PBO said to the CBC, he does not have time to feel sorry for himself, he will just shake it off and press on
Well said. And we shall press on with him, on all sides!
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This isn’t funny and it happened on FB. . .
Unusual, yes. . .
Sent this to .@GeorgeTakei on FB. . .
But I got a reply. . .
Okay, here’s my 2ND wish for my birthday. I want to have more fans for Allegiance - A New Musical than the Book of Mormon has. I know it’s asking a lot, but they’ve been open for a long time, and they’re at 575K fans. We’re at 462K. So I think we can catch them soon.
So will you grant your 77 year old uncle his birthday wish? I bet the producers a round of drinks when I get to NYC in May that we’d be ahead. Just hover over the show name in this status update and click LIKE if you haven’t already.
And by the way, thanks to ALL of you who shared the image of Allegiance with your friends. That and your kind birthday messages made me feel like King George today.
— Uncle George
Would love to go see that. Here are some highlights!
Me too, let’s fly there. . .
Except no air carriers fly into WY anymore. . .
Well maybe Casper, Cheyenne and Jackson. . .
That’s why I sent him that pic, ;)
Did you know he started out on FB and after awhile he started posting to twitter linking his FB acct. Then after awhile I started posting the pics from FB to twitter with his twitter address linked? Then he started posting to both separately! ;)
:-)
Well maybe it seemed more special on FB because it was my pic he was pointing to. . .
😎
It is very special!
:) Thanks. . .
Ok, what the hell is that meal repeated over and over? I feel the same way about that as Nerdy does about Hall & Oates.
Meanwhile, JoshTPM is subtweeting the crap out of Cheri Jacobus.
I just ran through some of that. Thought she was somebody I had blocked previously - who sent her troll dogs after me for blocking her - threatening to take me out. They went away after about a day of ignoring them. But might have been some other RWNJ mad dog.
She’s not very good at her job of “GOP Strategist”.
Sounds like a total loon. They’re multiplying.
This is the real truth when you think about it. PBO is pushing a boulder up a steep hill.
I believe PBS had a wonderful special on John Muir once - totally enjoyed it. And I’m not really an outdoor girl. Ha!
Bottom line …
Triple bottom line …. #TrustBarack
wishing TOD a restful evening ….
Just had to post this before departing …
“KIEV, Ukraine — For two weeks, the mysteriously well-armed, professional gunmen known as “green men” have seized Ukrainian government sites in town after town, igniting a brush fire of separatist unrest across eastern Ukraine. Strenuous denials from the Kremlin have closely followed each accusation by Ukrainian officials that the world was witnessing a stealthy invasion by Russian forces.
Now, photographs and descriptions from eastern Ukraine endorsed by the Obama administration on Sunday suggest that many of the green men are indeed Russian military and intelligence forces — equipped in the same fashion as Russian special operations troops involved in annexing the Crimea region in February. Some of the men photographed in Ukraine have been identified in other photos clearly taken among Russian troops in other settings.”
More at the link: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/21/world/europe/photos-link-masked-men-in-east-ukraine-to-russia.html?_r=0
Even more important, this was tweeted by the US Ambassador to Ukraine:
#TrustBarack …. and, it could not be more important that VP Biden will be in Ukraine in a few hours ….
Goodnight everyone!
g’nite dudette ty for all the pictures
morning everyone!
how can assad do this with a straight face => commit mass murder, displace millions of your people so they become refugees in other countries, then hold elections with what ever population is left?
no wonder putin supports assad - both use the same play book;
Mooooooooorning!
http://theobamadiary.com/2014/04/21/early-bird-chat-217/