Sometimes I wonder if there's a God. Then I remember that I'm God, and it freaks Me out.
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) June 26, 2025
The worst thing to ever happen to Lincoln. http://t.co/EigSJp8UOt
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Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) June 29, 2025
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Interviewer: "Your greatest weakness?"
Me: "Great question. That would have to be my homicidal tendencies when I don't get what I want."
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Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) June 28, 2025
#Suarez is a great player but he's got to lay off the Italian food.
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) June 24, 2025
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