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Archive for September 30th, 2014
NEVER FORGET: my father in-law's Facebook profile http://t.co/LiT4RiauKs
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lisa goodwin (@LisaGoodwin1) September 06, 2025The trick to successfully backing out of a parking space is to not care what happens to you or anyone else.
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Mike Bianchi (@Mike_Bianchi) September 14, 2025****
"You're preaching to the choir" I shouted to our blind pastor
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dan mentos (@DanMentos) August 29, 2025Instead of buying a new tv, I drove outside of town and put $1000 into a random mailbox with a note saying "I said I need them DEAD"
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Shane Murphy (@Shanehasabeard) September 11, 2025****
New law Obama just made: everyone has to like me and be my friend
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(@Ristolable) August 12, 2025[At party] Yeah man, Nickelback sucks!
[Later, driving home, tearfully] THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME
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(@Ristolable) September 08, 2025****
Why put a sticker from your college on your car? Why not just a sign that says "I owe some bad people a lot of money"?
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(@Ristolable) August 06, 2025HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR? DID SCIENCE MISS THE TURN? SHOULD SCIENCE STOP AND ASK FOR DIRECTIONS. SCIENCE WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE
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dong chongler (@droobis) April 24, 2025****
*picnic date*
"Hmm, my spirit animal is a bear"
*Yogi storms in*
Your spirit animal is taking your baskets, hey boo boo, ice these clowns
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Stern (@A_SternMan) September 19, 2025Teen girl in mirror "I look like death!"
[Meanwhile in Hell]
Death scoffs & flips his hair "Yeah, as if"
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(@Thynebear) November 01, 2025****
I get knocked down
But I get up aga-
But I get up-
But I-
But-
Please let me get back up again sir.
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Marfthew (@shadygrenade) July 23, 2025I would like to make a return
"Sir, that's a baby, and this is an Arby's"
Please take it
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ya boy dil (@yaboydil) January 20, 2025****
Why were 1,2 & 4 afraid of Jenny? Because Jenny 867-5309
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handsome mystery man (@chuchugoogoo) September 30, 2025TERMINOTOR: come with me if u want to live
ME: ok cool
*just sits there*
TERMINOTOR: COME WITH ME IF--
ME: ya i got it. im good right here
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jomny sun (@jonnysun) July 27, 2025****
How much for the torture device?
Ma'am, that's a wedding ring.
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Kali (@AdderallMomma) June 22, 2025Apostrophes are important.
"I fed the dog"
"I f'ed the dog"
Learn this simple rule. Your friendship with Sarah McLachlan depends on it.
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Growly Grego (@GrowlyGrego) June 30, 2025
@dougmillsnyt: President Obama walks with Prime Minister Narendra Modi of India during a surprise visit to the MLK Memorial
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President Obama hosts a meeting with India’s Prime Minister Narendra Modi in the Oval Office
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Text of remarks here
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Last night’s dinner
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President Barack Obama and Prime Minister Narendra Modi of India en-route to the Martin Luther King, Jr. memorial on the National Mall in Washington, D.C., Sept. 30, 2014. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)
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President Obama and India’s Prime Minister Narendra Modi visit the Martin Luther King Memorial
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Text of the First Lady’s remarks here
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First Lady Michelle Obama speaks at a luncheon in the East Room of the White House to honor of the winners of the 2014 National Design Awards
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Michelle Obama to Wisconsin voters: "You need to step up!" on.msnbc.com/1mLBocU http://t.co/iNYgh43gRU
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(@msnbc) September 30, 2025I'm taking my soul to the poll on Nov 4th. You have the right to be heard. You have a right to vote, so please register to vote. And vote!
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Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) September 30, 2025****
It's doesn't matter what excuse you give when you forget #Election2014. If you don't vote, you don't matter. So, get ready to vote 11/4!
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Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) September 30, 202524 black TV writers who are changing the face of television: bit.ly/10ftu1a http://t.co/Rl25zZGwBt
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The Root (@TheRoot) September 29, 2025****
Roberts court rules against early voting in Ohio SIXTEEN HOURS before early voting set to begin scotusblog.com/2014/09/early-…
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Ari Berman (@AriBerman) September 29, 2025Supreme Court rules 5-4 for Republican plan to limit early voting in Ohio wapo.st/1vqbP0G
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Washington Post (@washingtonpost) September 29, 2025****
It's always white guys complaining that patriarchy, misogyny, racism are loaded words. White men created the concepts. Suck it the fuck up.
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Imani ABL (@AngryBlackLady) September 30, 2025You treat women like shit for centuries. Treat them like property. Then complain when the fruits of that treatment negatively affect men.
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Imani ABL (@AngryBlackLady) September 30, 2025****
SCOTUS stripped the VRA, upheld Citizens United and banned early voting in Ohio. They don't give a damn about freedom and democracy.
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Matt Murphy (@MattMurph24) September 29, 2025Until now, SCOTUS has always avoided messing with an ongoing election. By suspending early OH voting w/o hearing the case yet, thats over.
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Kurt Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) September 29, 2025****
"The law is meant to be my servant and not my master, still less my torturer and my murderer." #JamesBaldwin tmblr.co/ZE4-qw1S0QcD1
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jesseWilliams. (@iJesseWilliams) September 30, 2025“Anyone who has ever struggled with poverty knows how extremely expensive it is to be poor.”
#JamesBaldwin tmblr.co/ZE4-qw1S0TezK
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jesseWilliams. (@iJesseWilliams) September 30, 2025****
Can't feed your kids? Get another job. Still can't feed your kids? Get another job. It's the American Dream!!! #IAmARepublican
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Sandra Fowler (@tandykins) September 28, 2025America's highest-paid actor made $75 million last year. The top 25 hedge fund managers made a billion dollars each. nytimes.com/2014/09/29/opi…
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Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) September 29, 2025****
A #Kobani mother kisses her daughter before she heads off to the front to fight #ISIS
http://t.co/Tts5cjOekU
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(@Alexblx) September 30, 2025Gates Foundation gives $50,000,000 to fight ebola in West Africa. We need similarly aggressive responses from gov'ts. news.yahoo.com/americas-riche…
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John Green (@realjohngreen) September 30, 2025****
Pleased to meet with Prime Minster @NarendraModi. Expanding the middle class is a goal we share across the globe. http://t.co/CNUdXV9r57
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Martin O'Malley (@GovernorOMalley) September 30, 2025Listen to a Cruz-backed GOPer call minimum wage a "petty, short-sighted type of little issue." bit.ly/1rqAx2u http://t.co/WGW4F25c76
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Talking Points Memo (@TPM) September 30, 2025****
Utah's GOP is still denying 57,000 health insurance -- and Sherilyn Horrocks may die because of it. eclectablog.com/2014/09/utahs-…
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(@LOLGOP) September 30, 2025Even in Louisiana voters support Medicaid Expansion 56/31, increasing minimum wage to $10 an hour 55/37: publicpolicypolling.com/main/2014/09/c…
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PublicPolicyPolling (@ppppolls) September 30, 2025****
Man whose nominating convention devoted a night to "you didn't build that" complains about excessive focus on gaffes http://t.co/VN37q2n1Qm
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Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) September 30, 2025When Gov Snyder took office, Mich had the 5th highest unemployment rate in the USA. Today, we've climbed all the way to 5th. #road2recovery
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Chris Savage (@Eclectablog) September 29, 2025****
It's so obnoxious when Google shows how long the search took next to the results list. C'mon, Googs. Brag much?
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Pia Glenn (@PiaGlenn) September 30, 2025In Taken 3, Liam Neeson rescues his daughter from having to endure another Mitt Romney presidential campaign.
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(@LOLGOP) September 30, 2025****
Always remember that I have a plan for you. I call it “Operation Shitstorm”.
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) September 30, 2025Illinois dared to dream, and now it has come true. Never give up. Not ever (via @romenesko) http://t.co/sYPH2bFhr7
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(@pourmecoffee) September 29, 2025
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