Couldn’t in good conscience play the X version of this song, as Exene Cervenka is a total libertarian twit. So, the Dave Alvin version, instead.
Enjoy the rest of the 4th, Obots!
Archive for July 4th, 2015
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Jul
15
Independence Day Means Laughter
19 yrs ago today Will Smith saved Earth from an alien invasion. Happy Independence Day! #NeverForget 👽🇺🇸 http://t.co/CThW37Efru
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Maverick Carnegie (@RunMav) July 04, 2025If you rooted for a Brit against Serena Williams yesterday, you don't get to celebrate Independence Day.
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Bearded Stoner (@beardedstoner) July 04, 2025****
DEVELOPING NOW: literally nothing http://t.co/C26B3eMG6J
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Adam Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) July 04, 2025Happy Independence Day http://t.co/lVumFy8Fwq
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Cake by the pound (@LaNegraMimosa) July 04, 2025****
This review just killed me LMFAO http://t.co/RwLnGnFE78
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Arlis (@ArlisDoNotChill) July 04, 2025Can't blame sharks in these shark attacks. Imagine a bucket of fried chicken came skateboarding through your living room. What do you do?
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Tweetgood Mac (@SnottieDrippen) July 01, 2025****
Greatest. Fourth. Of. July. Hashtag. Black people? You’re feeling it right now. You’re welcome 😀
#CookOutNewsNetwork You got a little too turnt when that Beyonce song came on and now your uncles looking at u like… http://t.co/R99GTwyCNb
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✨ Edward Leto ✨ (@DarthShada) July 04, 2025#CookoutNewsNetwork That snooty cousin shows up to the cookout with some Kale http://t.co/ulQNv8TImn
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Mr. NFTG (@Kennymack1971) July 04, 2025****
All. Of. This. You don’t have to grow up in the same neighborhood as another Black person. There are some experiences that are just woven into your Black DNA. It’s beautiful. Black Twitter is MAGIC
What's amazing about #cookoutnewsnetwork: I didn't grow up with any of you, and yet we all have a shared experience. That's culture.
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Mrs. Carter Show. (@elledub_1920) July 04, 2025#cookoutnewsnetwork Dawn just told Grandma she's vegetarian now. Grandma: "I got some chicken in the freezer. You still eat chicken, right?"
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BGD (@BlackGirlDanger) July 04, 2025****
Aunt Ruth is eating cake
Aunt Cathy: Stop Ruth you got diabeetis.
Aunt Ruth: Mind ya god damn business.
#Cookoutnewsnetwork
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Bougie Black Girl (@BougieBlackGurl) July 04, 2025#CookoutNewsNetwork If Uncle Bodie's dog get loose we all in trouble cause he dont ever get to interact with people
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Take Down That Flag (@CerromeRussell) July 04, 2025****
#CookoutNewsNetwork Your aunt found the wine coolers. In about 45min she's going to tell some family secrets
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Adam D (@AD_Renaissance) July 04, 2025#CookoutNewsNetwork Go help them pick up the dominos, yo uncle flipped the table over again
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Shady Ellis Ross (@sideyebandit) July 04, 2025****
#CookoutNewsNetwork Your Aunt just asked you what a Twitter is,act like you didnt hear her
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Take Down That Flag (@CerromeRussell) July 04, 2025#CookoutNewsNetwork Your cousin reneged in spades and now you're set. There's money on the line. Blood may not be thicker than water anymore
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Adam D (@AD_Renaissance) July 04, 2025****
Your uncle after your cousin ain't bring no food and tries to take 5 plates home. #CookoutNewsNetwork http://t.co/boUElRiU9P
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Beatrice E. Peterson (@MissBeaE) July 04, 2025#CookoutNewsNetwork your cousin Ricky who you never see, brought his new girlfriend and her potato salad http://t.co/SIb4ZuvaBx
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(@nealcarter) July 04, 2025****
#cookoutnewsnetwork recently divorced Auntie Spike and Uncle Denzel see each other http://t.co/kz9F6muqlL
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(@nealcarter) July 04, 2025The face errbody makes when yo preachin uncle is taking too long to pray over the food #CookoutNewsNetwork http://t.co/Tch08DnDiV
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LoveYourz (@JHillDaKid) July 04, 2025****
Man makes literal "cornbread" for BBQ, is shot 9 times. Details at 11 #CookOutNewsNetwork http://t.co/IOFJ4VUvEB
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W.E.B DemBois (@Phil_Cosby_) July 04, 2025#cookoutnewsnetwork
Uncle Rodney just strolled past your father like he don't owe him $50 http://t.co/hUJpd8wFno
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Metrosexual Boomin (@ihatehymn) July 04, 2025****
#CookoutNewsNetwork Aunt Diane asks her brother's White wife how she feels about Rachel Dolezal. Everyone hushes to hear the answer.
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Mabs Bunny (@tres_stimulante) July 04, 2025#cookoutnewsnetwork when you find out all the elders smoke but told you that you'd end up a crackhead if you did http://t.co/OVH2ybHo1L
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champagne mami (@JamilahLemieux) July 04, 2025****
"Go play with the kids"
I'm 21 now....
"Did I ask you that?"
#CookoutNewsNetwork http://t.co/EmuJGIvyEO
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whitley g.☀️ (@_idgaLOVELY) July 04, 2025#CookoutNewsNetwork when your uncle's white gf asks what's the difference between yams and sweet potatoes http://t.co/gI546bM08o
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Tatitcus (@LeeTRBL) July 04, 2025****
#CookoutNewsNetwork auntie drank too much now she tryna show the youngins how they did things back in the day http://t.co/jnAoa5gr3r
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Mu$hu (@PrinceEezy_) July 04, 2025When your uncle telling some story the whole family know is a lie. #CookOutNewsNetwork http://t.co/lDIVp1hdEB
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W.E.B DemBois (@Phil_Cosby_) July 04, 2025****
#CookoutNewsNetwork Your uncle who dropped out of vacation bible school is taking way too long to bless the food. http://t.co/kaKiFsDppO
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Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) July 04, 2025#CookoutNewsNetwork When Don Lemon shows up asking for a salad. http://t.co/TfzMpUx3nl
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Haughty Berry (@Thinking_Helps) July 04, 2025
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8:45 EDT: President Obama Delivers Remarks at a Fourth of July Celebration
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It doesn't get much better than celebrating America with the people you love. Happy Fourth of July, everyone!
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President Obama (@POTUS) July 04, 2025Happy 4th of July! http://t.co/s8rj6b8Pwj
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Vice President Biden (@VP) July 04, 2025
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