i got 99 problems and money could solve at least 87 of them.
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☠ ️ (@li4mst3w4rt) February 04, 2025This generation will go down as, perhaps, the greatest in history at taking pictures of themselves.
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Gary Janetti (@GaryJanetti) April 13, 2025****
Restaurants are always trying to "tempt" you with dessert. Dude, I'm an adult. I can have like six Snickers bars when I get home if I want.
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Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) April 21, 2025Work hard and all your dreams will come true. If you're under 30. And thin. And know someone. You actually don't even have to work hard.
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Gary Janetti (@GaryJanetti) April 14, 2025****
It's so beautiful in New York today I just saw a guy get hit by a taxi and he was wearing shorts!
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Gary Janetti (@GaryJanetti) April 12, 2025Just saw a guy take a picture of a plate of rolls. That's gonna make a great memory in thirty years.
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Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) April 20, 2025****
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