A sign of the times. http://t.co/wpe2StxR6j
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George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) July 06, 2025If you think most people are assholes you're right, but remember: chances are you're most people too.
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God (@TheTweetOfGod) July 06, 2025****
Let it go. http://t.co/Ir68XWGvMS
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George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) July 06, 2025If you don't get drunk, sunburned and shoot your gun at your neighbor's house tomorrow -- don't even think of calling yourself American.
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andy lassner (@andylassner) July 04, 2025****
My favorite part of the Bible is where Jesus gives money to the rich, tells the poor to suck it up and asks for Caesar's birth certificate.
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Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) April 23, 2025"I prefer the selection and prices at Michael's"
-Jesus
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andy lassner (@andylassner) June 30, 2025****
Just when you think you've seen it all, something goes and cracks you up. Or goes up your crack, as it were. http://t.co/lWLz1l56Uf
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George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) July 05, 2025I feel like we don't spend enough time remembering the fact that DICK CHENEY SHOT HIS FRIEND IN THE FACE
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andy lassner (@andylassner) June 19, 2025****
Rick Perry's glasses make him look like a much smarter person who was apparently lobotomized at a very young age.
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Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) July 06, 2025From a fan. Oh Myyy.... http://t.co/isa0TGf4Ct
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George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) July 05, 2025***
From a friend. I see his point. http://t.co/idR2teujpx
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George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) July 05, 2025The Facebook servers sigh, bracing for the onslaught of white-people-at-Sunday-brunch photos.
"If only we had eyes to roll," they say.
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Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) July 06, 2025****
Independence Day is always a good time to remember that the government controls all wombs.
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kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) July 04, 2025BREAKING: Nation of immigrants who fled persecution persecutes immigrants fleeing persecution, irony surrenders to stupidity
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Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) July 05, 2025****
Your Tuesday earworm. 10 seconds to identify this song. (Young folks get 5...) http://t.co/XZSDTR450o
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George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) July 01, 2025In related jobs numbers news, Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin are STILL unemployed. Thanks, Obama!
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kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) July 04, 2025****
Rick Perry says doctors should decide if therapy can "cure" homosexuality. Four out of five doctors agree: there's no cure for Rick Perry.
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CC:Indecision (@indecision) June 16, 2025From a fan. Post-weekend Monday blues. http://t.co/jd6a6Ajvc8
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George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) June 30, 2025****
Ah, the decline of journalism: From Woodward and Bernstein cracking Watergate to Buzzfeed telling me which Disney Princess I'm most like.
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Seth MacFarlane (@SethMacFarlane) June 25, 2025I don't know feather to laugh or help look for the bird. http://t.co/cmAara3fGW
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George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) June 30, 2025
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