The Obama Diary

*stuffs copy of Atlas Shrugged into trick or treaters bags* Next year I expect you to own your own candy factory and not expect a hand out.

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būč|{¥ |$0+øp€ (@BuckyIsotope) October 31, 2025

Coworker: Why didn't you decorate for Halloween? Me: I did, see my cubicle has a corpse in it and is haunted by my dead aspirations.

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Ann Coultergeist (@OhNoSheTwitnt) October 29, 2025

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My costume is guy that's *just* been bitten by a zombie, but I'm in that split second where my clothes haven't got raggedy yet.

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  (@jaggings) October 31, 2025

Baby needs a costume? Wrap it in tin foil. Baked potato. Next question.

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Ceej (@ceejoyner) July 25, 2025

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"daddy why do celebrate halloween" [don't say worshipping satan don't say worshipping satan] well son, it's for worshipping satan

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frankenmustard (@nice_mustard) October 23, 2025

*there's a knock at Tony Hawk's door* "TRICK OR TREAT" *Tony's eyes light up* "a trick eh?" "sir we just want candy" "TO THE HALF PIPE"

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Dread Malicious (@Fred_Delicious) October 31, 2025

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Why does the press keep going on and on about Obama's approval ratings "sinking"? The reality: mm4a.org/1ucHgiP http://t.co/EMeejHZtMn

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Media Matters (@mmfa) October 31, 2025

and for those keeping score at home, Dow is up 10,650 pts under Obama, since its early March 2009 low. under Bush, Dow lost 3K.

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Eric Boehlert (@EricBoehlert) October 31, 2025

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and yeah, nothing to see here people, just the Dow climbing 1K pts (!!) in two weeks; bit.ly/1062fpE #wrongnarrative

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Eric Boehlert (@EricBoehlert) October 31, 2025

ICYMI: ANOTHER law firm dumps @SpeakerBoehner over his meritless lawsuit against the President goo.gl/SzDyCb

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Nancy Pelosi (@NancyPelosi) October 30, 2025

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Shockingly they caught the heavily armed #EricFrein w/o shooting him in the back, the hand, or the head. I'm dumbfounded. #Ferguson @CNN @AP

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TruthBeTold (@Big6domino) October 30, 2025

"Over the past 55 months, our businesses have now added 10.3 million new jobs." —President Obama http://t.co/EOtuNelym1

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The White House (@WhiteHouse) October 31, 2025

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