The Obama Diary

[Funeral planning] "I know this is a tough time, but I have one last question." Mrs. Peanut: *sniffles* "Yes"? "Smooth or crunchy"?

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  (@Tommytoughstuff) July 18, 2025

*peers at someone over copy of How To Discreetly Spy on People* "Buddy, I can see you spying on me" "Sorry I'm only on the first chapter"

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patrick (@tastefactory) July 16, 2025

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When Daniel Radcliffe gets drunk and annoyed at his girlfriend he refers to her as Voldemort and reenacts fight scenes by himself.

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Lady (@ladybroseph) July 13, 2025

I used to think the tickle monster wasn't real until I tickled my dad when he was drunk and he threw me through a window

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Rad Kyle (@KyleMcDowell86) July 19, 2025

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Continue reading ‘Laughter Is 140 Characters’

Let's draw inspiration from Madiba's example & recommit ourselves to leaving our kids a better world. #MandelaDay -mo http://t.co/ceL4CWNZ88

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The First Lady (@FLOTUS) July 18, 2025

Remember Nelson Mandela’s timely advice: “A good head and good heart are always a formidable combination” #MandelaDay http://t.co/IzynVtaiwD

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Vice President Biden (@VP) July 18, 2025

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Refused service by not one but two nyc cabbies today. Yes they still do that. Reported them to the taxi-limo commish, cuz I still do that.

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Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) July 18, 2025

.@nyc118 one stopped, thinking he was picking up my EP (who is white) but pulled off when he realized I was getting in the cab...

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Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) July 18, 2025

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"She's been following me around the store the whole time..." kids vines his racial profiling vine.co/v/MQZ3xl2OE3U

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arit john (@aritbenie) July 18, 2025

This Monday, Pres Obama will sign an Executive Order protecting #LGBT workers from employment discrimination #OpportunityForAll

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Valerie Jarrett (@vj44) July 18, 2025

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