[Funeral planning]
"I know this is a tough time, but I have one last question."
Mrs. Peanut: *sniffles* "Yes"?
"Smooth or crunchy"?
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(@Tommytoughstuff) July 18, 2025
*peers at someone over copy of How To Discreetly Spy on People*
"Buddy, I can see you spying on me"
"Sorry I'm only on the first chapter"
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patrick (@tastefactory) July 16, 2025
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When Daniel Radcliffe gets drunk and annoyed at his girlfriend he refers to her as Voldemort and reenacts fight scenes by himself.
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Lady (@ladybroseph) July 13, 2025
I used to think the tickle monster wasn't real until I tickled my dad when he was drunk and he threw me through a window
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Rad Kyle (@KyleMcDowell86) July 19, 2025
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