If it’s March, it must be time for that annual gathering of general douchebaggery known as CPAC. Mitch McConnell waving around a rifle? Check. Donald Trump’s hair flapping? Check. Rand Paul fulminating against domestic spying which the GOP loved under Dumbya? Check. A minority outreach panel which no one attends? Double check, baby.
And, as always, we liberals are just funnier. A few of us have imagined what the randy CPACker would say to get a fellow Rightie into the sheets. Because what happens at CPAC stays at CPAC. Here are a few of the efforts
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God NEVER said, 'Thou shall not take part in a threesome!" #CPACPickupLines
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Ann T Bush (@AnnTBush) March 07, 2025
What do you say we go upstairs and try to earn some of God's wrath? #CPACPickUpLines
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(@Shoq) March 07, 2025
Hey, lady, lucky you. Out of about the only woman here, I picked you. #CPACPickUpLines
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Lisa (@thecitizeNY) March 07, 2025
Let me show you where I want to lay my Keystone Pipe...line #CPACPickUpLines
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Black Knight (@AngryandBlack) March 07, 2025








































