"If you like Google Glass, also try Bing Chewables."
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Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) April 18, 2025
The perfect tweet for what Hall & Oates calls “music”
You HAVE to listen to this song, it's perfect. Okay, this opening is slow… The vocals aren't great here… Wow. This is trash, and I am trash.
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Mark Leggett (@markleggett) April 16, 2025
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My only victory in life has been that women who wouldn't date me 20 years ago wound up marrying guys much worse than me.
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Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) April 15, 2025
We decided not to invite CNN to our Easter egg hunt.
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Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) April 14, 2025
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Technically CBS still gets credit for a diversity hire because his name's not Jimmy.
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Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) April 10, 2025
The tinier the dog, the crazier the lady.
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Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) April 13, 2025
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