My god, imagine being all three at the same time. http://t.co/tiJeGNSQcL
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būč|{¥ |$0+øp€ (@BuckyIsotope) November 08, 2025I like big PUTTS & I can not lie
You other golfers can't deny
When a ball rolls in with a slow topspin & the caddy moves the pin you get PAR
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Jimi Torosian (@jimmytorosian) November 11, 2025****
My wife is away, so I have to get both my kids ready for school by myself. For lunch, I packed them both an iTunes gift card
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Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) November 06, 2025[police show picture of my dead body at bottom of stairs to wife]
"Why no pants on?"
We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell
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luke (@internetluke) November 10, 2025****
Make some noise if you love Jesus.
Now make some Jesus if you love noise
now make some love if you're a noisy Jesus.
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Hannibal Buress (@hannibalburess) November 12, 2025[at interview]
"ok 1st question you're on a submarine you find a dog, what do you call him"
umm
"..."
subwoofer?
"welcome to the navy seals"
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k e e t (@KeetPotato) August 18, 2025****
"Ok, I'm afraid your son suffered a huge head trauma and if--"
"Oh my god! Is he goi-"
"Pretty sure I'm still talking. Rude."
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David Hughes (@david8hughes) November 10, 2025"You promise you didn't get me bees again"
[me from a distance] just open it
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Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) November 11, 2025****
Names for groups of animals:
A pile of horse
A hella rats
A cone of llamas
A bed of geese
A water park of raccoons
A gratin of ants
France
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Jazmasta (@jazmasta) November 05, 2025"Bleach, you've done such a good job on pools & whites we're promoting you to a tougher job."
"Don't say assholes don't sa-
"It's assholes!"
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ibid (@ibid78) January 03, 2026****
"Dad where do muppets come from?"
"Well son, when two muppets love each other they undress until only hands remain, then those hands shake."
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ibid (@ibid78) February 11, 2025If you are unsure whether your kitten is male or female try this:
- Tickle it
- If HE laughs it's a male
- If SHE laughs it's a female
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Jazmasta (@jazmasta) June 18, 2025
White House.gov
Last laugh before bed.
Bleach…..love it!
Congrats Vetivera! :star:
Iâve been very, very busy and missed two days worth of TOD. A lot of catching up to do.
Have a great evening everyone.
Thanks NCLB. I get that way sometimes too but thanks to Chips and Co. We can catch up at anytime. I searched this evening for a pic of PBO coming home cuz I knew Chips would have posted it. Found it!
Yay! :)
Love ‘em Nerdy! Top one has me snorting - but poor France!! :lol:
I liked that and
“- Tickle it
- If HE laughs itâs a male
- If SHE laughs itâs a female” :)
Now we know.
Iâm embarrassed, though - had to read it five times, “but….. oh, LOL!” :oops:
Only five?
Well….. maybe seven :???:
Poor baby. :)
This makes me feel soooo much better… ! I had to read it seven times! :)
(Between us Theo, I needed eight attempts)
Ms. JâOB got it!
I believe you win the cool prize of the night, Madam! :)
Thank you, glad to be recognized, I shall now shoot for cool prize of the week. Thatâs the way it goes, right?
Ha. You are the cool one, Ms. Nerdy.
Yeah. Itâs hilarious when one understands the category the tweet puts France in. :)
Looks as though Pope Francis is going to be one of the two great communicators of the 21st c., along with President Obama!
It sure does look that way. I do like how his mind works and how heâs able to express his sense of compassion so clearly and with such impact. I hope he gets to spend some time with POTUS when he comes to the U.S.
They seemed to enjoy each otherâs company, last time!
Seems to me, John Boehner should pay attention to the head of his church, and so should some other fellow church members!!!
Amen, Carolyn, Boner and the devoutly catholic Chief Justice Roberts would do well to ask themselves (when they are confused about the right thing), “What Would Jesus Do?” It makes everything so much simpler.
Pope Francis speaks from the Communion paradigm of life and existence, where the primacy of love is what matters. John Boehner and Catholics of his ilk are operating from the Domination paradigm where power and wealth are what matters. I think we all know which paradigm Jesus is in.
thanks for this clarification
I like big PUTTS….
LOL!
Hahahahaha…I know right?
Some of the jokes are quite smart while being hilarious.
Yay!
So glad heâs in that role! This is our new generation of leaders. Yay!
Night night, TOD, may God bless. <3
Once I hosted a party for my then-young son and my guests kept offering to “bring things.” Yeah okay I said. One of my guests brought her mother (along with her voluntary “thing”), who said to my friend, “That Jackieâs as sly as a fox.”
Thatâs hosting, right?
Ben R. LujĂĄn
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_R._Luj%C3%A1n
How true…..
Iâm headed to bed as I have to go in to work tomorrow. Thanks again to everyone for being the supportive virtual family that you are!
All Congressional types should begin their tweets with “I agree with the President.” We might start agreeing with them, in that case.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
The yeses were for jacquelineOB
NOW this is what I am a looking for. We should keep it up letting Dems know that we expect them to stand behind our POTUS. Apologetically.
#BackBarack …. so glad Pope Francis is aligned with him ….
good night TOD
I agree, Bob. If just here and there, for a time, every now and then, we could feel “allâs right with the world,” wouldnât that be somethinâ?
Goodnight, TOD.
good evening todville (or morning if thatâs where you are)-
hereâs a nice summation of the king vs burwell case which will be addressed by the supreme court soon. i like to picture pbo smiling his broad, grand smile while the rethugs fall into this tidy trap.
‘ Republican politicians are, as of now, gleeful at the prospect of the Court delivering a blow to Obamacare. But, once the economic and political consequences of those disappearing subsidies kick in, Republicans could well end up wishing King v. Burwell had never seen the light of day. ‘
http://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/obamacare-g-o-p-lays-trap?int-cid=mod-latest
upchuck toddâs book is dropping further in price and stars on amazon. now $16.99, but out of stock- probably print on demand, or they already dumped the first print run on remainder tables. average number of stars is 1.6 out of a possible 5, from 25 reviews. and under the row of stars, amazon writes ‘trade-in eligible for an amazon gift cardâ. basically itâs so bad, theyâre giving refunds.
Early good Tuesday morning TOD. I have a question for you tech savvy ones: This morning I woke up to a series of “retweets” in my email.. of a tweet I sent to DSCC in AUG of 2012- this tweet: Today I heard Sen Testorâs radio ad, wherein he never once mentioned being a Democrat, but did state 2x how he opposed ‘Obamaâ. #Bad
Although whoever pulled it out of my tweets, added the #Bad.. heres my question: I did NOT retweet that… so how does someone come along and pull that tweet out of my thousands of tweets and send it yesterday like it just happened??
If anyone can enlighten me on this, please?
sherijr, I donât know jack about twitter. But I think whoever did this looked thru your timeline and found it, especially after what he said yesterday in his news conference about KLX pipe line. It would have to be someone that is friends with you to get into your TL I think.
thanks Roberta, Iâm really flummoxed by this… they would have had to look long and hard to get to my 2012 tweets, although I suppose it could be someone that kept that tweet themselves from 2012. Just so weird this new fangled technology ;)
Good Morning everyone. Where are youuuuu? :)
Good morning. Here in cold east TN……..some snow in some areas! My crazy husband is hiking in the Smokies today. Iâm headed to the shower to get ready for regular Tuesday serving in our food pantry. Blessed day to all!
Morning, TN. A lot of people wonât go hungry today because of you. Thatâs having a very good day in my opinion.
Iâm here, Roberta, and good morning to you. Hope you have a good day.
Moooooooooorning!
http://theobamadiary.com/2014/11/18/early-bird-chat-416/
Good morning, TOD. Dropping in as I try waking, via caffeine. Rough day ahead, funeral for a neighborhood Auntie this morning. The past year it seems my “social” life has consisted of funerals/memorials at least 2-3 times per month; Iâve only attend one each of a Birthday, anniversary, and baby shower parties. Iâve also only attended one jazz weekend, three concerts (one hosted at my home); if up to it, Iâm going to see Black Violins this evening at a local university. “Life 101″ is currently NOT like I envisioned it would be; however, I DO count my Blessings…
May you have a day filled with love, peace and joy!
Oh Alycee, so sorry you have a sad day ahead, love and hugs to ya.