My son wanted to know what it's like opening a Twitter account so I asked him about his day then walked out of the room.
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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) June 18, 2025CO-WORKER: Can I get your opinion?
ME: Get a divorce
CW: I was going to ask if you liked this shirt
ME: Give that up in the divorce
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Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) June 18, 2025****
The best way to mediate an argument is to listen to each person's side and then tell them they're both wrong and they need to shut up.
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(@Sarcasticsapien) June 19, 2025I became suspicious of Rachel Dolezal when I saw her listening to Iggy Azalea.
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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) June 16, 2025****
If Donald Trump becomes President,
The rest of us should be able to just walk into any hospital & start working as doctors
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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) June 16, 2025"Excuse me Mr President [whispering] your hair is fucked up again sir." http://t.co/tCbW22lEB7
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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) June 16, 2025****
[phone sex with a psychic] "Tell me what I'm wearing."
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(@Tommytoughstuff) June 17, 2025I’ll take PEOPLE WHO BEAT ME AT MINI GOLF for $1000, Alex
“What?”
Who is my former friend Gary?
“I-”
DEAD PEOPLE for $400
“Wh-”
Who is Gary
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Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) June 18, 2025****
ME: what's w/the helmet
SON: i'm on my bike
ME: take it off you look like a pu-
[wife walks out]
ME: PUT THAT HELMET BACK ON YOU LITTLE SHIT
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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) June 15, 2025I'm the perfect example of why women poison their husbands.
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Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) June 16, 2025****
Genie: you have 3 wishes, but can't wish for more wishes
Me: I wish that I could wish for more wishes
G:.....
M: check and mate
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The Experiment (@XGibbons) June 15, 2025[you can obviously hear me listening to michael buble on my earphones & you give me a weird look]
[i start softly singing enter sandman]
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ryan (@Karate_Horse) June 10, 2025****
becky?
"uh yeah"
brent, panthers class of 2000
"no sorry"
I asked you to prom
"oh brent! how are you"
as you can tell I haven't dropped dead
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brent (@murrman5) June 16, 2025[ordering cake over phone]
"and what would you like the cake to say?"
[covers phone to ask wife]
"do we want a talking cake?"
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k e e t (@KeetPotato) June 08, 2025
White House.gov
Ge NW
Good MoOOOOrning, 99ts. :)
Congratulations on first.
Ahhhhh - makes my morning complete :) Thank you for all your posts while the BT is out of radio range - or pretending to be!
:)
Congrats 99!! :)
Oh NW …. “as you can tell I haven’t dropped dead” :D :D :D :D …. Well done, as always!!!
Thanks Bob - I am now about to start my busy day - heading out for lunch - enjoy your evening
You *start* your day with lunch? Hmmm. I’d heard things were topsy-turvy in Australia but I thought that was only with regard to the seasons. Anyway, enjoy your lunch, TS!
I don’t do mornings vc - not part of my vocabulary.
As you might note from some of my posts, I am usually around at TOD until 1-2am my time.
I noticed, but thought you were one of those who survive well on 3-5 hours sleep. Didn’t know you rearranged the day to your own specifications - another one of those planning to rule the world, I guess. Will your reign be before, or after, Chips’?
Chips and I have major disagreements on this world ruling. I think we decided to split the world N/S and have half each :)
Okay, that means I can worry about, or enjoy, your reigns at the same time, skipping north to south and back again to avoid the parts I don’t like. Suh-weet!
:)
:)
Congrats 99ts on #1 :)
Thank you hf - as can be seen by the time of my post - I am home from lunch :)
Hello!
Thanks for tickling our funny bones, NW! Congrats to 99ts
:)
Thanks Judith - I was just backtracking & read your comment about Sen Schumer on the last thread. It seems like all of congress are upset because PBO follows the course he was elected to follow. I do hope the democrats realise the level of support for the President on this issue.
J Street needs to get their troops mobilized to shame Schumer into supporting his own President over Bibi. Geez! This should be a no-brainer!
Looks like they’re on it already! Happy to RT them.
I’m starting to think he’s dug himself in too deep. And it because of this that he’s really not the right person to lead the Senate.
love the tweets :)
Yay! :)
Just finished watching Descendents on Disney…yes, with Peanut..LOL
TOD POLL: Who wore it better :mrgreen: :mrgeen: :mrgreen:
A.
B.
JayZeus, LP …. not before dinner!!!!! :D :D
I’m sorry Bob…I couldn’t help it! ….better then a Newtkini bomb though right :???:
Same principle!
Or after! Blech..
HAH!….PLUGGED IN…………………..LITERALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY!!!!!!
Am reposting this tweet because I want to be sure all of you have the opportunity to read MightyPamela’s most eloquent statement of why VP Biden should be #POTUS45
bbl … off to the kitchen, but a bit queasy thanks to LP …. ;)
MP blushing with joy! TY, Bobfr.
That is absolutely fabulous! Thanks to both MP and Bob! Way to go!
MP - it’s a beautiful statement that I truly hope the VP will read. And, I hope you send it to him via the White House form that I posted the URL to in the previous thread.
Thank you Jacqueline. Hope your son continues to recover!
Good night TOD
OK, so I’m starting to get pushed from the intractable position I’ve carried for some time now…but Ron Klain (VP Biden’s COS) signing up w/ HRC and doing D primary debate prep still causes me some hesitance…..
Klain signed up with HRC?
UGH!
Ya….that’s why I’ve been so hesitant, Meta. That’s VP Biden’s go to guy for everything.
Do you have a link?
This is the most recent one… http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/will-joe-biden-challenge-hillary-clinton-democratic-nomination “Even some of Biden’s former top aides have taken steps to back Clinton, suggesting they were not anticipating a campaign from their ex-boss. Ron Klain, Biden’s former chief of staff, is expected to help Clinton prepare for the debates, while Tony Blinken, a longtime Biden adviser on foreign policy, donated to Clinton during the last quarter, as first reported by Vox.”
….was also confirmed by someone on HRC campaign on the record after all the stories broke last night.
Hmph.
Blinken is current #2 at State under SOS Kerry too…
Both of you—-Let’s see who John Del Cecato signs up with before we despair. I agree Ron Klain’s move is not encouraging.
Well, I think both Klain and Blinken were on Clinton WH staff back in the day so there’s another level of loyalty there, but yeah, that’s not encouraging.
Regardless, this is a really strong spot about to go on-air….and she is running towards President Obama, not away.
I’m tired of the speculation. Is he, isn’t he. The end of the summer is upon us. Let us know so we know what to do.
TIRED OF IT TOO..AND SHE HASN’T GOT A CHANCE!
Hi Sue! You are one of my most favored supporters of our President Obama. Please reconsider Hillary! Our beloved VP Biden may not be that serious about running. This feels like an inflection to change the media attention away from the awful republicans and Trump. In the reconsider Hillary category, let’s consider President Obama’s messaging to the African nations about WOMEN! Is it possible he was channeling support for a female Prez? I think that is a possibility. Hillary is not Bill. In my view, she would be superior to Bill. She works hard, and I do not think she favors the rich. I believe she does still think she has no money, and she will work to help those of us who walk in the “no Money shoes.” This meme about Hillary being untrustworthy is fostered by republicans. And, If we get behind her, and work hard for her…She can WIN! The republicans will cheat, and steal the election if they get any opportunity. We must support President Obama by helping to elect the next President who is a Democratic President. Bernie Sanders is a good guy, but he will not become President. Hillary can do this, but we, Democrats, must work tirelessly to make it happen. Please rethink your idea that Hillary cannot win. She can win, but only with all of US (President Obama Supporters) backing her. I do not mean to be over baring, I’m just so concerned about the next election. Thanks for just hearing my little rant.
Science rejects TedCruz (aka #youcruzyoulose) as being Homo sapiens, or any other identifiable living creature.
:)
This is your best export, 99ts? ….please take her back :)
Good Lord. Is that a sunburn?
Like her better than most of our politicians & she grew up in an interesting place (which is not on the coast). No idea why this picture other than because of the song.
the news media gives validity to this denial of climate change instead of calling them out…that is the real travesty of what our media has become…they have betrayed that sacred trust given to them by the constitution….
The media gives validity to the GOP candidates - and all of their stupid ideas - have to talk about both sides - except for the past 7 years the media has publicized only 1 side.
i tell you this ME stuff…is confusing and complicated…Ooooooooo weeeeeeeee……..finding a path forward is like walking thru a maze…i am so ever grateful for a pragmatic president who can think outside of the box….i shutter to think about all of this unraveling with the next President….
People, if I go silent without a ‘good night’ I’ve been knocked off the grid for sure. Thunder, lightning and rain are having a wild and unrestrained party outside my bedroom window and it doesn’t sound at all welcoming!
Oh, no! Be safe, vc.
I’m okay (inside listening), thanks Meta, but you never know if you’ll lose power and for how long, depending if there’s any damage to power lines. In actual fact, if I hadn’t heard there was a thunderstorm warning and seen the dark, foreboding pic I probably wouldn’t have given the thunder and rain a second thought.
Start charging your cell phones, laptop, & get your flashlights ready….just in case. Be safe, VC!
Flashlight is right beside my bed. Got up and plugged in my cell phone as soon as I read 1st part of your comment, LPlains (although my cell would be the last thing I’d think of if I had to leave quickly)! Laptop is currently charging. Thanks, friend o’mine!
Stay well, VC. This doesn’t look friendly!
Don’t laugh, but I just discovered that a black bear was shot recently after roaming in backyards *in my neighbourhood*!!!! I really have to get offline and check out what’s happening closer to home!!! I found this discovery - made this evening - more frightening than the storm. You can bet your patootie I won’t be going into the backyard for the rest of the summer without looking right, left and right again, and I certainly won’t be hanging out there!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/black-bear-roaming-newmarket-backyards-shot-dead-by-police-1.3095029
Yikes!
Putting it mildly, T! That’s the closest one has been to me so naturally I’m worried….after the fact. What happens if his/her family comes tracking?
Oh, this is so sad. I am sorry wildlife control felt the need to kill the bear. I do know from living out in the Canadian Rockies, in Banff, bears will continue to find their way back to a certain place, no matter how far they are relocated. As Banff is a national park, of course we had bears everywhere, would ride past them on our bikes. Learned early not to mess with them, but we all loved them just the same. <3 :bear: <3
Morning, MP. Hope all is going well in your corner.
In an impersonal way I am sorry the bear was killed. It raised a ruckus on social media I understand, and the proper authorities have said they intend to sharpen their response time, etc etc. On a more personal level, you can bet my back yard isn’t going to get to know me this summer and I am happy I did not know of this while it was happening. Since last night I’ve decided to no longer leave the patio door open early in the morning - something I’d very recently started to do. I like my wild life in pictures, and then only *some* pictures!
Vc- please be safe. Glad you are preparing!
I’m alright, thanks, Hopef. I am honestly more frazzled by my latest discovery that a black bear was roaming in yards that are only a stone’s throw away, than I am by the storm. Imagine if you will that the squirrels that play in my yard are enough to chase me inside - they are so bold - then picture what would happen if a black bear turned up. I don’t think I will ever go out back again with any confidence!
It’s just a bear / smh
And a sardine is just a whale shark!
and this is the guy.
Lookee here, you, I have enough work trying to pray for unowho1’s *soul* without having to add you to the prayer list for vcempathylessness! Quit it!
again, it’s just a bear.
Oh no…a bear! Can you call the authorities to track yogi and release him back in the woods?
Morning, Hopef! The police shot him because (their story) the proper authorities took too long to arrive and they were nervous about public safety.
Oh no…I feel bad for him; may he RIP. But at least you are safe - and that’s most important! G’morning vc and Happy Monday to you! :)
:/ Not sure I feel bad for him Hf, just ’cause he came so close and I didn’t even know he was there!
I posted the Duckworth video a few weeks ago and predicted she was going for the jugular….seems to be working. I’ve also read over the weekend that the most prominent IL-GOP Mega-donor has implored Kirk to drop out b/c they are worried about GOP downticket!
More GOP arm chair generals
Liar liar pants on fire….
Before I go to bed I want to send prayers to our J’OB’s son on his surgery and to all our TOD family members who also need our prayers and support. To our VC I pray that the storm does not knock out your power and that you are OK because we need your presence every day here at TOD.
Thanks to our Nerdy and Amk for stepping in for Chipsticks and Danny while they are vacationing on a warm sandy beach (hope) and are getting the rest they (SHE) deserves. Thank you Bobfr for giving us much needed knowledge of what the rest of the world is doing and to our President and VP, thank you and God Bless you and yours.
Good Nite TOD
Thanks jojo - I echo your gratitude to Nerdy, amk and Bobfr, and your warm thoughts and prayers for JO’B and vc.
Jojo’s prayer x 100%
Thanks, Jojo! All’s well in my personal corner, and a glance out the window confirms it’s partly sunny/cloudy.
Hope you are resting well and far away from any threatening fires yourself!
Thanks VC, I am not near the fires here in SoCal but our fire season is not over. The worst I fear is Sept/Oct. Take care.
Take care, you too, Jojo, and have a lovely week!
The media NEVER calls these fools on their lies - they usually decimate the person who reveals them.
Bibi’s Israel…
about VP Joe’s close friends and elected Dems who have already made other commitments : nothing in politics is written in stone;
there is the possibility that most decided to do this because at the time, they were absolutely convinced that VP Biden would not run.
it is still early enough for people to change their minds;
remember the people who initially committed against PBO (even though he was already in the race) and how some publicly changed their positions to permanently support POTUS through out the remaining time of his campaign.
Some of those people are currently among the unapologetic Obots who would snatch your eye out if they even suspected you of opposing PBO.
nothing is final until delegates cast their vote
I remember the first time PBO came for a rally in our state;
most of the elected officials then did not support him - heck they even refuse to share with us the voter list of Dems in this state.
we had to formulate our own voter lists from scratch - working door-to-door, community by community;
the mayor was working with us and so were a FEW of the African American legislators. the rest were even hostile.
Hello all.
Just saw Hillary Clinton’s first TV ad. It is obvious that she has a lot of PBO’s former staff because the campaign has some obvious similarities.
I don’t know if this is a good idea because most voters value authenticity.
Whatever the HRC campaign says about PBO, the copy is on. Well, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and she will try to ride with all his ideas and policies (packaged a little differently to pretend it’s a new and her idea).
Forgot to post it!
Is this the “Need more prayers, please, TODville” aisle?
The bio-glue (or, as CanadaBarb calls it, Gorilla Glue) didn’t fully take on the repair of the bronchopleural fistula my son has, so the surgeon needs to repeat last Friday’s procedure tomorrow. He was warned this might happen, but it still kind of hit him like a ton of bricks this morning - although he’s back to #MovingForward tonight! Prayers and good thoughts would be most appreciated, that the glue fixes the tear in his chest cavity once and for all. Thanks so much!
And thanks, NW, for the laughs - off to read ’em!
^^^^Prayers going up^^^^ Good luck with the repeat procedure tomorrow - will be sending good thoughts for both of you.
Appreciate it so much! That’ll work. <3
:)
Sending you all the positive and good thoughts in the universe, Ms. J’OB. Hoping that you and your son come through stronger than ever.
Thanks, sweetie. He’s been sending us messages from pre-op and we chatted earlier! He’s got this!!!!!
Healiing and positive energy sent to your son and whole family
Thanks!
Dear friend over there - thinking of you and your son - all through my night - and into your tomorrow. Hugs.
Thanks!
My thoughts and prayers, Jacqueline, for your son’s procedure tomorrow.
Thanks!
Thoughts and prayers for your son JO’B. Sending positive vibes for a successful procedure.
Thanks!
_/I\_
I can’t get enough of this kind of goodness (even if it’s something we already knew). Goodnight, TODville.
Via LGF - the state of the us media
Journalists Attend Secret Koch Brothers Meeting and Agree Not to Name Donors
“To sum up: the Koch brothers are spending nearly a billion dollars to tilt the 2016 election, and most of the media are agreeing to help them hide where the money’s coming from, in exchange for “access.” ”
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/44898_Journalists_Attend_Secret_Koch_Brothers_Meeting_and_Agree_Not_to_Name_Donors/comments/#ctop
The media is doing massive harm to the US via their love affair with right wing politics.
HRC: I’m Obama’s third term!
VP Biden: No - I’M Obama’s third term!
Sanders: Well, I’m running on Obama’s third term, but I don’t want my supporters to know that’s what I’m doing…..
O’Malley: Can I be Obama’s third term? Please….pretty please? Show me how to be Obama’s third term!….
Rise and Shine, TOD!
http://theobamadiary.com/2015/08/03/rise-and-shine-1071/