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LOL Of The Week: Lethal Mayonnaise

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111 Responses to “LOL Of The Week: Lethal Mayonnaise”


  1. 6 MightyPamela
    January 16, 2016 at 7:24 pm

    Did I miss PBO??

  2. 7 Dudette
    January 16, 2016 at 7:25 pm

    Cat apparently has John McCain’s tongue. Has had nothing to say on Twitter since his whining about the now-released sailors capture. Guess he’s not so happy that they were returned within 24 hours, that 5 more Americans have been released and that the IAEA says Iran has lived up to it’s part of the Iran Deal. It must be so painful to seethe in that much hate for his own country and fellow citizens.

    • 8 desertflower
      January 16, 2016 at 7:37 pm

      I hope John McCain turns himself inside out from all the pent up rage. Then I hope that he gets his ass kicked in November and gets lost in one of his 12 houses….and starts talking to himself…oh, wait. He already does that….

  3. 9 globalcitizenlinda
    January 16, 2016 at 7:29 pm

  4. 10 Dudette
    January 16, 2016 at 7:29 pm

  5. 11 Dudette
    January 16, 2016 at 7:32 pm

  6. 12 MadameSoph
    January 16, 2016 at 7:32 pm

    Thanks Nerdy for the hilarious “Don’t Tread on My Toxic Mayonnaise” story!

    Just got home from work and the neighbors are STILL working on the endless construction of their patio? doghouse? hideout? meth lab? complete with hammers, power drills, saws and sanders FOREVER.

    I needed to start the evening with a smile:-)

  7. 16 Dudette
    January 16, 2016 at 7:33 pm

    • 17 nathkatun7
      January 16, 2016 at 8:21 pm

      Jeb Bush probably never prayed a day in his life about the release of these prisoners, These right wing politicians-all of them hypocrites- are making a mockery of Christianity.

    • 19 amk for obama
      January 16, 2016 at 9:50 pm

      more lies from this war criminal asshole. they are not hostages, prisoners. this punk who kidnapped and brought 100’s to gitmo is saying they never should have been held at all.

      what is this disgraced rat even doing on twitter?

  8. 20 Dudette
    January 16, 2016 at 7:35 pm

  9. 23 99ts
    January 16, 2016 at 7:40 pm

    Loved the tweets thanks nw – really hard to save some people from themselves (lots of GOP governors in “some people” )

  10. 25 arapaho415
    January 16, 2016 at 7:42 pm

    GA/GE TODville.

    NerdyW, that was the most hilarious tweet string I’ve read. Can you imagine being there (in 147F heat). Oh my.

    Here’s more good news — remember how PBO would kill for great guacamole?

    Guess how he and Michelle are celebrating her birthday tonight?

    From the pool report…

    “The President and First Lady are having dinner with friends at Oyamel Cocina Mexicana.”
    😀😀😀

  11. 27 Dudette
    January 16, 2016 at 7:43 pm

    Interesting cartoon posted in response to the above tweet. Honestly, I’m not sure if it means the poster is “for” or “against” the Iran deal. Not that interested in finding out either. I’d rather just cheer on our team! Team Obama Rocks!😀

  12. 28 globalcitizenlinda
    January 16, 2016 at 7:44 pm

    VP Joe, once again, I really wish you had run for the presidency;

    reason for expressing this again at this time is per media reports:

    – BS => I won’t follow PBO’s legacy ;

    – HRC => Iran does not deserve any thanks; she calls for “new sanctions on Iran” ; yet I see her supporters on twitter demanding that she be given as much credit for the #IranDeal as PBO and SoS Kerry;

    and all this coming in one night – and tonight of all nights …. a historical night;

    it is very hard to muster enthusiasm for these candidates;

    how did we get into this predicament???

  13. 33 globalcitizenlinda
    January 16, 2016 at 7:45 pm

  14. 35 globalcitizenlinda
    January 16, 2016 at 7:47 pm

  15. 36 criquet
    January 16, 2016 at 7:48 pm

    Not sure this is the way to go for HRC:

    Frank Vdl ‏@fvdlfvdl 6m6 minutes ago
    @HeerJeet Obama admin has been talking about the pse new sanctions for weeks, because of the ballistic missiles. Please inform yourself.
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    Jeet Heer ‏@HeerJeet 1m1 minute ago
    @fvdlfvdl Yes, but Hillary is “calling” for something that is already happening, trying to make herself sound tougher than Obama.
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    Frank Vdl ‏@fvdlfvdl 1m1 minute ago
    @HeerJeet That’s your interpretation.. Don’t see that at all.
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    KStreetHipster ‏@KStreetHipster 15m15 minutes ago
    @HeerJeet @thehill I just don’t understand why she thinks the dem base wants this. This is so cynical.

  16. January 16, 2016 at 7:48 pm

  17. 40 Dudette
    January 16, 2016 at 7:49 pm

  18. 41 globalcitizenlinda
    January 16, 2016 at 7:51 pm

  19. 43 Dudette
    January 16, 2016 at 7:52 pm

    • 44 99ts
      January 16, 2016 at 8:02 pm

      Hi Dudette

      Do you know why your Sunday shows always GOP people? Did this happen before PBO? Are democrats not invited or do they refuse to participate?

      • 45 Dudette
        January 16, 2016 at 8:05 pm

        I never paid much attention to the Sunday shows before PBO, but the few times I did watch back in the day, I did to have the impression there was always (supposed to be) someone from each side represented. Now I don’t watch, because they’re just sounding boards for the RW talking points.

      • 46 jackiegrumbacher
        January 16, 2016 at 10:10 pm

        99ts, the networks that air these shows are all owned by right leaning corporations who really don’t want diversified views. I doubt that Democrats are asked to participate.

      • 50 nathkatun7
        January 17, 2016 at 2:13 am

        Yes, 99ts! Sunday shows have always booked more GOP people than Democrats. Like everything else in the U.S. In the media Since the election of President Obama, the Sunday’s shows have featured even more Republicans than ever before.

    • 51 Dudette
      January 16, 2016 at 8:11 pm

    • 52 jackiegrumbacher
      January 16, 2016 at 10:07 pm

      Dudette, these shows might as well put up big signs, saying, “Don’t Watch Me!” They have deliberately chosen to appeal to senior citizen right wingers and pretty much kissed younger, more moderate and certainly more liberal audiences aside. I suspect a lot of these shows run in retirement facility lounges where people doze in and out of sleep and don’t pay much attention.

  20. 54 globalcitizenlinda
    January 16, 2016 at 7:56 pm

  21. 55 Dudette
    January 16, 2016 at 8:02 pm

    • 56 99ts
      January 16, 2016 at 8:05 pm

      My country has gun control – and we love it. Pandering to RWNJs has never worked before – and it won’t work with this.

      • 57 Dudette
        January 16, 2016 at 8:06 pm

        We’re bigger and have more dumb people.

        • 58 99ts
          January 16, 2016 at 8:54 pm

          It was also a RW PM who brought in gun control – it was 100% partisan. Don’t know if it could have happened if LW was in power at the time of the biggest ever massacre.

  22. January 16, 2016 at 8:05 pm

  23. 60 GGail
    January 16, 2016 at 8:11 pm

    Damn Walmart…
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dc-politics/district-leaders-furious-walmart-wont-build-stores-in-poor-neighborhoods/2016/01/15/3425f5fa-bbb3-11e5-99f3-184bc379b12d_story.html?tid=ss_tw

    Council member Jack Evans (D-Ward 2), head of the council’s finance committee, sat in on the meeting Friday morning with Walmart officials and Brian Kenner, Bowser’s deputy mayor for planning and economic development.

    Evans said that, behind closed doors, Walmart officials were more frank about the reasons the company was downsizing. He said the company cited the District’s rising minimum wage, now at $11.50 an hour and possibly going to $15 an hour if a proposed ballot measure is successful in November. He also said a proposal for legislation requiring D.C. employers to pay into a fund for family and medical leave for employees, and another effort to require a minimum amount of hours for hourly workers were compounding costs and concerns for the retailer.

    • 61 jackiegrumbacher
      January 16, 2016 at 10:14 pm

      In other words, GGail, if Walmart can’t pay slave wages and force their employees to go on public assistance, then they are picking up their marbles and going home. The Walton family and their Board of Directors are really slime.

  24. January 16, 2016 at 8:18 pm

  25. 67 hopefruit2
    January 16, 2016 at 8:21 pm

    I guess we won’t be hearing from PBO tonight. He was out to dinner with friends, and will probably wait until tomorrow morning to disrupt the MSM “storytime with the GOP” shows to deliver his message….Also that might allow for the newly-released detainees to depart Iran and be well on their way to the US, or safely landed on US soil.

  26. 70 Dudette
    January 16, 2016 at 8:24 pm

    Daggonit, why didn’t I go to NYC this weekend like I thought I was gonna do?

  27. January 16, 2016 at 8:28 pm

    Here’s how the stupid ass Republicans feel about the news about the hostage being released…”So what you save their lives, what took so long.” And person with any dam sense would be saying, thank you for saving their lives.

  28. 72 Dudette
    January 16, 2016 at 8:28 pm

    Official Music Video

  29. January 16, 2016 at 8:32 pm

    OMG!!

    The story in the tweets is giving me stomach cramps, I’m laughing so hard.

    BWA HA AH AH AH AH AH AH AH

  30. January 16, 2016 at 8:43 pm

  31. January 16, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    Obama is weak in fighting terrorism/ISIS….

  32. January 16, 2016 at 9:44 pm

  33. 84 Dudette
    January 16, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    • 85 Dudette
      January 16, 2016 at 9:53 pm

      Ezra Klein and Jeffrey Goldberg straight trippin’ — like it wasn’t diplomacy that got those folks released.

    • 86 99ts
      January 16, 2016 at 10:15 pm

      And the Iran negotiators could care less about the Washington Post. Talk about media B.S.

  34. January 16, 2016 at 9:59 pm

  35. 92 Dudette
    January 16, 2016 at 10:09 pm

  36. 94 Dudette
    January 16, 2016 at 10:16 pm

  37. 95 Dudette
    January 16, 2016 at 10:20 pm

  38. 96 amk for obama
    January 16, 2016 at 10:20 pm

    Queen Rania of Jordan has published a cartoon as a riposte after Charlie Hebdo linked the drowned Syrian child Alan Kurdi with migrants accused of sex attacks in Germany.

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-35333895

    they have gone from irreverent to tasteless.

    • 97 Dudette
      January 16, 2016 at 10:24 pm

      I’m so not Charlie!

      • 98 Sandy1110
        January 17, 2016 at 12:01 am

        The only reason the RW hopped on the ‘Je Suis Charlie’ train was because they mocked Islam. If CH had done satire about Christianity, the RWNJs would have stayed in their anti-French mode and probably would have mounted a new call for Freedom Fries.

  39. 99 Dudette
    January 16, 2016 at 10:23 pm

  40. 100 Dudette
    January 16, 2016 at 10:27 pm

  41. 101 Dudette
    January 16, 2016 at 10:30 pm

  42. 104 forus50
    January 16, 2016 at 10:32 pm

  43. 105 Dudette
    January 16, 2016 at 10:39 pm

  44. 106 Dudette
    January 16, 2016 at 10:41 pm

  45. 109 Dudette
    January 16, 2016 at 10:54 pm

  46. January 17, 2016 at 12:08 am

    Nerdy, I came home about half an hour ago, read the mayo saga, and have yet to stop laughing. It was a tough week, I may be a bit hysterical. That’s SO MUCH for giving us this house’s story and for all the other wonderful with you do here!


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